2016 NFL Offseason

[The Serbian Empire]

Former NFL player Darren Sharper is going to prison for 18 years for creating a plot to drug and rape 16 women.

[Maurepas]

Speaking of which, Sheldon Rankins broke his fibula, might be going in for surgery,

Nick Fairley was probably going to be the starter anyway, but that is a devastating blow nonetheless, he was going to have a big role to play.

Ugh...so 8 weeks or so before he can play. Crud. Get well soon, bruh. :/

Well his prognosis seems to be a bit better, merely 6 weeks is what they're predicting. We'll likely get him back by the Panthers game I think. So not good, obviously, but not as bad as it could be.

Delvin Breaux and Zach Strief gave a bit of a scare, but it was just cramps because they moved practice to Houston for the preseason game Saturday.

[Maurepas]

Former NFL player Darren Sharper is going to prison for 18 years for creating a plot to drug and rape 16 women.

I just don't understand how people do that. It's not like he had a problem picking up chicks, he was a wealthy NFL legend, he had his pick of anyone, and yet he drugs and rapes people? Like, wtf!?

[The Serbian Empire]

Former NFL player Darren Sharper is going to prison for 18 years for creating a plot to drug and rape 16 women.

I just don't understand how people do that. It's not like he had a problem picking up chicks, he was a wealthy NFL legend, he had his pick of anyone, and yet he drugs and rapes people? Like, wtf!?

I think some of these men are just creepy even though they don't need to drug women.

[Melon feud]

I just don't understand how people do that. It's not like he had a problem picking up chicks, he was a wealthy NFL legend, he had his pick of anyone, and yet he drugs and rapes people? Like, wtf!?

I think some of these men are just creepy even though they don't need to drug women.

I don't think you're that far off of the X-ring/bullseye, friend!

Just figure these primo jock tockular /PRIMA-DONNAS have been coddled/ protected by ' overseers so they can produce/ preform!,, when the levey breaks/ they reach ' upper crust status',, they are delusional.

That's my learnered opinion.

[Luminesa]

Former NFL player Darren Sharper is going to prison for 18 years for creating a plot to drug and rape 16 women.

I just don't understand how people do that. It's not like he had a problem picking up chicks, he was a wealthy NFL legend, he had his pick of anyone, and yet he drugs and rapes people? Like, wtf!?

In kindergarten, every child is taught, "Keep your hands to yourself." Some kids take it to heart. Some kids don't. Darren Sharper belongs to the latter half, and I pray that he learns his lesson in jail.

[Melon feud]

RIGHT-ON, BROTHER MAN! (LOL)

Sister-Girl

Reading that quote again, now I'm imagining someone fumbling their head. Quite funny! XD

Copy that on the sister!,, I've two older ones myself, in fact my friend, when I was about 13-14 years old I didn't know if my name was queer OR dildo! cuz my sisters were mean and snooty! Prolly cuz I'd chase them around with a dead squirrel and stuff(yeah, I didn't give a shit what they thought about me back then either, LOL.)

[Luminesa]

Ugh...so 8 weeks or so before he can play. Crud. Get well soon, bruh. :/

Well his prognosis seems to be a bit better, merely 6 weeks is what they're predicting. We'll likely get him back by the Panthers game I think. So not good, obviously, but not as bad as it could be.

Delvin Breaux and Zach Strief gave a bit of a scare, but it was just cramps because they moved practice to Houston for the preseason game Saturday.

BREAUX! STRIEF! STAY HEALTHY! DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!!!

[Maurepas]

Well, if yer a true fan of yer team preseason is absolutely a must to follow: simple point of uninterested, I parked the peterbuilt somewhere in the middle of Utah Saturday afternoon and got a $100 room/ 12 pack of buds to watch DALLAS/L.A.,,listen up baby boys and girls "we dem boys" done gots us a back up quarterback in 'Dak'(never got the memo on just how Kellen Moore broke his frickin ankle, anybody know?) Needless to say I was pretty pleased actually SEEING him drilling his first string receivers (not that I approved of them being on the field to begin with,,, that was straight up/ no chaser JERRY JONES flash call putting them in) although I was a bit disappointed not seeing the second coming of EMMET SMITH take the field,, all in all, it was well worth the lay over(their were 2 young couples wanting me to rendezvous at the hot tub around tenish , I told them all I had was my underware,, BOTH chicks said "that's all you need" smiling,,, SHEESE, I went to sleep after the game, woke up around 1 a m.,, you snooze you lose, gentlemen)

(I'm gonna forego the prerequisite Neil young b.s. today)

I wanted the Saints to draft Dak so bad. Kid is gonna be a star and I knew it. I have a few friends who went to Mississippi State for Engineering and so I watched him, and called it. Better than his coach even because he just kept running him up the middle 80 times a game when I've seen him throw and run an offense better than that.

And on the one hand, I'm vindicated to see him perform, but on the other the Saints were rumored to be an interested party and I would've liked to see that happen.

[Trumpostan]

Injury might keep Tom Terrific out of the first 4 regular season games

A big FU to BadGoodell, I like it

[Idzequitch]

LeVeon Bell's suspension has been reduced from four games to three.

Kid's talented, he just needs to stay out of trouble, or he'll be the league's next Josh Gordon.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

LeVeon Bell's suspension has been reduced from four games to three.

Kid's talented, he just needs to stay out of trouble, or he'll be the league's next Josh Gordon.

LeVeon Bell can get a suspension reduced after he literally was proven to violate league policy but Tom Brady can't do shit about being suspended because 'it sorta kinda looks bad?' Fucking bullshit.

[Val Halla]

I decided to look up the so called butt fumble. Needless to say, my computer screen needed wiping of Pepsi.

LeVeon Bell's suspension has been reduced from four games to three.

Kid's talented, he just needs to stay out of trouble, or he'll be the league's next Josh Gordon.

LeVeon Bell can get a suspension reduced after he literally was proven to violate league policy but Tom Brady can't do shit about being suspended because 'it sorta kinda looks bad?' Fucking bullshit.

tbh the commissioner doesn't seem... Good.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

LeVeon Bell can get a suspension reduced after he literally was proven to violate league policy but Tom Brady can't do shit about being suspended because 'it sorta kinda looks bad?' Fucking bullshit.

tbh the commissioner doesn't seem... Good.

Not only is Goodell not good, the opposite of good, fucking horrible, and the worst commissioner in history, but if I had to pick between Satan and Goodell, I'd pick fucking Satan.

[Val Halla]

tbh the commissioner doesn't seem... Good.

Not only is Goodell not good, the opposite of good, fucking horrible, and the worst commissioner in history, but if I had to pick between Satan and Goodell, I'd pick fucking Satan.

Eh I've known sports with worse bosses.

[Idzequitch]

Not only is Goodell not good, the opposite of good, fucking horrible, and the worst commissioner in history, but if I had to pick between Satan and Goodell, I'd pick fucking Satan.

Eh I've known sports with worse bosses.

David Stern was pretty far up there by the end.

[Val Halla]

Eh I've known sports with worse bosses.

David Stern was pretty far up there by the end.

Yeah. He's no Blatter or Ecclestone, but Stern is probably the worst leader in major American sports history.

Goodell is pretty shit, but he's no David Stern.

[Idzequitch]

David Stern was pretty far up there by the end.

Yeah. He's no Blatter or Ecclestone, but Stern is probably the worst leader in major American sports history.

Goodell is pretty shit, but he's no David Stern.

Ooh. Blatter. A guy whose name even suggests that he's full of human waste.

[Val Halla]

Yeah. He's no Blatter or Ecclestone, but Stern is probably the worst leader in major American sports history.

Goodell is pretty shit, but he's no David Stern.

Ooh. Blatter. A guy whose name even suggests that he's full of human waste.

I think Ecclestone is worse. $2 billion in tax evasion, $100 million in bribes, praising Hitler, offering leadership to the son of a British fascist leader, suggesting women should only be allowed in F1 if they were "a black girl with super looks, preferably Jewish or Muslim, who speaks Spanish", and strong arming the UK to change rules on tobacco is hard to beat. I don't think a Goodell-Stern mega hybrid could outdo that.

[Idzequitch]

Ooh. Blatter. A guy whose name even suggests that he's full of human waste.

I think Ecclestone is worse. $2 billion in tax evasion, $100 million in bribes, praising Hitler, offering leadership to the son of a British fascist leader, suggesting women should only be allowed in F1 if they were "a black girl with super looks, preferably Jewish or Muslim, who speaks Spanish", and strong arming the UK to change rules on tobacco is hard to beat. I don't think a Goodell-Stern mega hybrid could outdo that.

I had to google him. I literally know nothing about Formula One, but I'll take your word for it.

[Ameriganastan]

I decided to look up the so called butt fumble. Needless to say, my computer screen needed wiping of Pepsi.

You'd seriously never seen it? Hell, SportsCenter ran that damn clip almost every day for like a year after it happened.

[Val Halla]

I decided to look up the so called butt fumble. Needless to say, my computer screen needed wiping of Pepsi.

You'd seriously never seen it? Hell, SportsCenter ran that damn clip almost every day for like a year after it happened.

I'm not from the US. All I really know about ESPN's sports coverage in the US is how terrible Stephen A Smith and Skip Bayless are.

[Ameriganastan]

You'd seriously never seen it? Hell, SportsCenter ran that damn clip almost every day for like a year after it happened.

I'm not from the US. All I really know about ESPN's sports coverage in the US is how terrible Stephen A Smith and Skip Bayless are.

Ah. Well, you're not wrong on that part.

[Val Halla]

I'm in a fantasy league. I am thinking Luck with my first round pick. Good if he falls to me, right?

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

Yeah. He's no Blatter or Ecclestone, but Stern is probably the worst leader in major American sports history.

Goodell is pretty shit, but he's no David Stern.

Ooh. Blatter. A guy whose name even suggests that he's full of human waste.

Sepp as in Nazi boi

Blatter as in 'literal bag of piss.'

This guy should defs be trusted!