2016 NFL Offseason

[Ameriganastan]

Well, yeah. Of course I do. Cause it's gonna happen.

I'm so confident, I'll up my little bet. I'll make the "I Love Tom Brady" bolded, all caps and bright pink if they win any of them.

They play the fucking Fins. They literally are a dumpster fire who wrecked their salary cap.

And? Stranger things have happened. Remember St. Louis ending Arizona's unbeaten streak last year? I am 100% sure of my claim.

[Outer Sparta]

They play the fucking Fins. They literally are a dumpster fire who wrecked their salary cap.

And? Stranger things have happened. Remember St. Louis ending Arizona's unbeaten streak last year? I am 100% sure of my claim.

Which won't happen. The Pat's first four opponents have quarterbacks of Carson Palmer, Tyrod Taylor, Brock Osweiler, and Ryan Tannehill. They won't have trouble against any quarterback not named Carson Palmer.

[Luminesa]

They play the fucking Fins. They literally are a dumpster fire who wrecked their salary cap.

And? Stranger things have happened. Remember St. Louis ending Arizona's unbeaten streak last year? I am 100% sure of my claim.

St. Louis is...St. Louis. They flex their muscles against teams in the hardest division in the NFC six times a year. Meanwhile, the only actually stable team in the AFC East is the Patriots. The Rams are not the best in their division, but finishing third in the NFC West is better than finishing third in the AFC East. You get what I mean?

[Maurepas]

And? Stranger things have happened. Remember St. Louis ending Arizona's unbeaten streak last year? I am 100% sure of my claim.

St. Louis is...St. Louis. They flex their muscles against teams in the hardest division in the NFC six times a year. Meanwhile, the only actually stable team in the AFC East is the Patriots. The Rams are not the best in their division, but finishing third in the NFC West is better than finishing third in the AFC East. You get what I mean?

I could see it though, if they can be marginally competent on offense and put on a good Defensive performance on a Brady-less Pats I think they could be vulnerable. And any of those teams have been on the cusp of pulling off a decent season for a few years now. The Texans have literally been a QB away, so if Osweiller is anywhere close to the real deal, I'd put my money on them against a Jimmy G-led Pats. The Cards are already legit. And Buffalo and Miami have been hanging around the margins for a while now and marginally competent is something I could see them pulling off.

Maybe not a guaranteed 0-4 by any means, but I think it's at least more of a possibility than it has been in a very long time.

[Outer Sparta]

St. Louis is...St. Louis. They flex their muscles against teams in the hardest division in the NFC six times a year. Meanwhile, the only actually stable team in the AFC East is the Patriots. The Rams are not the best in their division, but finishing third in the NFC West is better than finishing third in the AFC East. You get what I mean?

I could see it though, if they can be marginally competent on offense and put on a good Defensive performance on a Brady-less Pats I think they could be vulnerable. And any of those teams have been on the cusp of pulling off a decent season for a few years now. The Texans have literally been a QB away, so if Osweiller is anywhere close to the real deal, I'd put my money on them against a Jimmy G-led Pats. The Cards are already legit. And Buffalo and Miami have been hanging around the margins for a while now and marginally competent is something I could see them pulling off.

Maybe not a guaranteed 0-4 by any means, but I think it's at least more of a possibility than it has been in a very long time.

Dolphins literally don't have anyone good. Suh? Hasn't been what he advertised. Tannehill? Average QB paid almost 100 million.

[Maurepas]

Dolphins literally don't have anyone good. Suh? Hasn't been what he advertised. Tannehill? Average QB paid almost 100 million.

I'm not saying they're the Cards or anything, like I said in that comment. The Dolphins are the definition of paying top dollar for mediocrity and it's held them back considerably. But if Jimmy G flops, and that defense can put together anything close to decent performance and Tannehill and the offense play as mediocre as they usually do, I think it can be done.

Like I said, it's not a done deal, Houston and the Cards are probably the only two I'd be willing to bet on, but I think the other two definitely have an opportunity that they can conceivably grasp.

[Rhinocera]

I could see it though, if they can be marginally competent on offense and put on a good Defensive performance on a Brady-less Pats I think they could be vulnerable. And any of those teams have been on the cusp of pulling off a decent season for a few years now. The Texans have literally been a QB away, so if Osweiller is anywhere close to the real deal, I'd put my money on them against a Jimmy G-led Pats. The Cards are already legit. And Buffalo and Miami have been hanging around the margins for a while now and marginally competent is something I could see them pulling off.

Maybe not a guaranteed 0-4 by any means, but I think it's at least more of a possibility than it has been in a very long time.

Dolphins literally don't have anyone good. Suh? Hasn't been what he advertised. Tannehill? Average QB paid almost 100 million.

Suh might not have preformed as hoped last season, but it can take time to adjust. He'll be a top 5 DT this year, and his season wasn't actually bad if I remember correctly last year.
Cameron Wake is another very talented player. Assuming he recovered from the injury well and he doesn't hit the age wall, he'll be a disruptive presence this year.
Jarvis Landry is a top ten wide receiver.
Arian Foster is an excellent RB if he can stay healthy.
Mario Williams can be a stud if he stays motivated.
Laremy Tunsil was one of top projected players coming out of the draft, until the video leak.
Mike Pouncey, while not quite as good as Maurkice, is no slouch.
Don't sleep on the Dolphins, dysfunction killed them last year, not a lack of talent.

[Outer Sparta]

Dolphins literally don't have anyone good. Suh? Hasn't been what he advertised. Tannehill? Average QB paid almost 100 million.

Suh might not have preformed as hoped last season, but it can take time to adjust. He'll be a top 5 DT this year, and his season wasn't actually bad if I remember correctly last year.
Cameron Wake is another very talented player. Assuming he recovered from the injury well and he doesn't hit the age wall, he'll be a disruptive presence this year.
Jarvis Landry is a top ten wide receiver.
Arian Foster is an excellent RB if he can stay healthy.
Mario Williams can be a stud if he stays motivated.
Laremy Tunsil was one of top projected players coming out of the draft, until the video leak.
Mike Pouncey, while not quite as good as Maurkice, is no slouch.
Don't sleep on the Dolphins, dysfunction killed them last year, not a lack of talent.

The Fins have been mediocre for a while. It'll take them around three years after Brady's retirement to get going to actually contend. Even with the aforementioned players above, they don't yet have a complete roster.

[The Royal Kingdom of Quebec]

You also said the Pats will start their season 0-4, despite playing opponents like the Fins and Texans because Brady is lost to Baddell's suspension.

Well, yeah. Of course I do. Cause it's gonna happen.

I'm so confident, I'll up my little bet. I'll make the "I Love Tom Brady" bolded, all caps and bright pink if they win any of them.

Okay, even that's (both 0-4 and bolded sig part) maybe too much........

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

You also said the Pats will start their season 0-4, despite playing opponents like the Fins and Texans because Brady is lost to Baddell's suspension.

Well, yeah. Of course I do. Cause it's gonna happen.

I'm so confident, I'll up my little bet. I'll make the "I Love Tom Brady" bolded, all caps and bright pink if they win any of them.

I take that bet. I'll up it to. If they go 0-4, I'll post my message in my sig bolded, all caps, and bright Orange.

[Luminesa]

St. Louis is...St. Louis. They flex their muscles against teams in the hardest division in the NFC six times a year. Meanwhile, the only actually stable team in the AFC East is the Patriots. The Rams are not the best in their division, but finishing third in the NFC West is better than finishing third in the AFC East. You get what I mean?

I could see it though, if they can be marginally competent on offense and put on a good Defensive performance on a Brady-less Pats I think they could be vulnerable. And any of those teams have been on the cusp of pulling off a decent season for a few years now. The Texans have literally been a QB away, so if Osweiller is anywhere close to the real deal, I'd put my money on them against a Jimmy G-led Pats. The Cards are already legit. And Buffalo and Miami have been hanging around the margins for a while now and marginally competent is something I could see them pulling off.

Maybe not a guaranteed 0-4 by any means, but I think it's at least more of a possibility than it has been in a very long time.

Cardinals game is gonna be a loss, I can say that already.

Buffalo might be a win, because...they're Buffalo. They do well the first couple of games and then they fizzle-out.

Miami has improved, but they're still not...GREAT.

Texans are iffy. It depends on how Osweiler plays.

[Ameriganastan]

Well, yeah. Of course I do. Cause it's gonna happen.

I'm so confident, I'll up my little bet. I'll make the "I Love Tom Brady" bolded, all caps and bright pink if they win any of them.

I take that bet. I'll up it to. If they go 0-4, I'll post my message in my sig bolded, all caps, and bright Orange.

Deal.

[Trollgaard]

The Chiefs signed Nick Foles! That came outta nowhere! Very cool.

[Idzequitch]

I could see it though, if they can be marginally competent on offense and put on a good Defensive performance on a Brady-less Pats I think they could be vulnerable. And any of those teams have been on the cusp of pulling off a decent season for a few years now. The Texans have literally been a QB away, so if Osweiller is anywhere close to the real deal, I'd put my money on them against a Jimmy G-led Pats. The Cards are already legit. And Buffalo and Miami have been hanging around the margins for a while now and marginally competent is something I could see them pulling off.

Maybe not a guaranteed 0-4 by any means, but I think it's at least more of a possibility than it has been in a very long time.

Cardinals game is gonna be a loss, I can say that already.

Buffalo might be a win, because...they're Buffalo. They do well the first couple of games and then they fizzle-out.

Miami has improved, but they're still not...GREAT.

Texans are iffy. It depends on how Osweiler plays.

The Cards should win. Texans and Bills should be tough, though winnable. It's that Dolphins game that should make Ameri sweat a bit.

If I had to guess, I'd go right down the middle and say they'll go 2-2.

[Outer Sparta]

Well, yeah. Of course I do. Cause it's gonna happen.

I'm so confident, I'll up my little bet. I'll make the "I Love Tom Brady" bolded, all caps and bright pink if they win any of them.

I take that bet. I'll up it to. If they go 0-4, I'll post my message in my sig bolded, all caps, and bright Orange.

Pencil me in as well! If the Pats go 0-4, I'll post that Goodell is the best commish ever in my sig.

[New West Guiana]

Ho i'm feeling right now
I wait since January to watch the Packers only to find out they can't even get a field ready

[Rhinocera]

Ho i'm feeling right now
I wait since January to watch the Packers only to find out they can't even get a field ready

Consider yourself lucky. Last thing you need is for someone to get injured during the hall of fame game.

[Luminesa]

Ho i'm feeling right now
I wait since January to watch the Packers only to find out they can't even get a field ready

Wait, whut?

[Ameriganastan]

RG3 is the starting Browns QB now.

[Luminesa]

RG3 is the starting Browns QB now.

Thought we already knew this.

[Ameriganastan]

RG3 is the starting Browns QB now.

Thought we already knew this.

Well, it's official now.

[Bralia]

Success! Because the NFL effed something up, I have not missed even the start of the pre-season!

Also, apparently I've missed a lot. Somebody tell the Rams to piss off out of California and risk stealing fans from San Diego.

[Val Halla]

So uhm I have a question. I don't know what team I should support. On one hand, I think I should support the Vikings because they're in Minnesota, like my precious TWolves. On the other hand, my late uncle's favourite team was the Colts, and I started passively supporting the Cardinals and Butler because of him. (Also Butler because <3 Gordon Hayward). What do you guys think?

[Ameriganastan]

...I just support the Broncos cause I bought a jersey in 2002...

[Val Halla]

...I just support the Broncos cause I bought a jersey in 2002...

I had a Bears jersey once upon a time.

My Dad is a Jets fan because he think he looks like Nick Mangold.