2016 NFL Offseason

[Luminesa]

If you killed 1000 furry little kittens you still wouldn't be as shitty a person as Roger Goodell is. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised at this point if he spouted horns and revealed himself as Satan.

Paul Tagliabue was easily worse alone for his handling of moving teams (especially the Baltimore Colts) around like its the old shell game and making promises he wouldn't or couldn't keep.

To quote Pete Townsend: "Meet the new boss same as the old boss."

Goodell also does not realize this does kinda present a problem...

He almost gave Brady the suspension last year, and Brady got to the AFC Championship. In fact, during the regular season, I think the Pats won 10 straight games last season, before they got an actual loss.

Brady's getting fined four games this season...

Lord have mercy on the teams on the Pats schedule. Oh my gosh...

[New Jerzylvania]

missing situation is earnings the well-traveled metric income he wasn't healthy and I was right in Louisiana second assignment there is drafter

Paul Tagliabue was easily worse alone for his handling of moving teams (especially the Baltimore Colts) around like its the old shell game and making promises he wouldn't or couldn't keep.

To quote Pete Townsend: "Meet the new boss same as the old boss."

Goodell also does not realize this does kinda present a problem...

He almost gave Brady the suspension last year, and Brady got to the AFC Championship. In fact, during the regular season, I think the Pats won 10 straight games last season, before they got an actual loss.

Brady's getting fined four games this season...

Lord have mercy on the teams on the Pats schedule. Oh my gosh...

Game 5... The Cleveland Browns. Well, so much for changed luck. After Garappolo they have no other QBs on the roster. Brian Hoyer is available and has been a Pat.

[Luminesa]

missing situation is earnings the well-traveled metric income he wasn't healthy and I was right in Louisiana second assignment there is drafter

Goodell also does not realize this does kinda present a problem...

He almost gave Brady the suspension last year, and Brady got to the AFC Championship. In fact, during the regular season, I think the Pats won 10 straight games last season, before they got an actual loss.

Brady's getting fined four games this season...

Lord have mercy on the teams on the Pats schedule. Oh my gosh...

Game 5... The Cleveland Browns. Well, so much for changed luck. After Garappolo they have no other QBs on the roster. Brian Hoyer is available and has been a Pat.

...This is cruel and unusual. I am dead-serious. Brady coming back from a 4-game suspension, his first game is going to be the Browns...

WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?!

[Idzequitch]

missing situation is earnings the well-traveled metric income he wasn't healthy and I was right in Louisiana second assignment there is drafter

???

[The Royal Kingdom of Quebec]

I'm no Brady fan at all and would rather commit suicide 1,093 times before that happens, but seriously, Goodell?

This isn't even about Brady at this point. It's strictly about absolute power over your employees. Especially if an arbitrator agrees with you.

Exactly. Just a WTF if you ask me on it.

[Ameriganastan]

Serves him right. Cheaters deserve punishment.

[New Jerzylvania]

missing situation is earnings the well-traveled metric income he wasn't healthy and I was right in Louisiana second assignment there is drafter

???

Not my words, LUM. WhatTheF?

[New Jerzylvania]

This isn't even about Brady at this point. It's strictly about absolute power over your employees. Especially if an arbitrator agrees with you.

Exactly. Just a WTF if you ask me on it.

WTF in these kinds of cases = Who To Fuck.

[New Jerzylvania]

Serves him right. Cheaters deserve punishment.

It shows he not "above the law" (which no one understands but a room full of lawyers) and the long reach of the arm of big BIG money.

IMO whether he cheated in a world dominated by cheaters now isn't the point. Those at the top need to taste this kind of justice for the cheat. Nothing is there anymore to police them, if it ever really was.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

Serves him right. Cheaters deserve punishment.

Heh. No suspension for HGH Manning though. The dirty rapist is totes innocent.

[Ameriganastan]

Serves him right. Cheaters deserve punishment.

Heh. No suspension for HGH Manning though. The dirty rapist is totes innocent.

Alleged HGH user and alleged rapist.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

Heh. No suspension for HGH Manning though. The dirty rapist is totes innocent.

Alleged HGH user and alleged rapist.

Actually the T-Bagging innocent trainer and senselessly slandering her name because "Wahhhhh she made me look bad daddy!!!" is pretty codified in court. And the HGH accuser only backed down after Peyton Mannings PI's stalked his fucking family

Also, Wells Report failed to prove shit about Tom Brady. "More likely than not" basically is alleged. So by that logic, Manning shouldn't have played the Super Bowl.

[Ameriganastan]

Alleged HGH user and alleged rapist.

Actually the T-Bagging innocent trainer and senselessly slandering her name because "Wahhhhh she made me look bad daddy!!!" is pretty codified in court. And the HGH accuser only backed down after Peyton Mannings PI's stalked his fucking family

Also, Wells Report failed to prove shit about Tom Brady. "More likely than not" basically is alleged. So by that logic, Manning shouldn't have played the Super Bowl.

He's innocent. And you're just jealous cause Tommy Terrible got caught cheating, while Manning won a championship.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

Actually the T-Bagging innocent trainer and senselessly slandering her name because "Wahhhhh she made me look bad daddy!!!" is pretty codified in court. And the HGH accuser only backed down after Peyton Mannings PI's stalked his fucking family

Also, Wells Report failed to prove shit about Tom Brady. "More likely than not" basically is alleged. So by that logic, Manning shouldn't have played the Super Bowl.

He's innocent. And you're just jealous cause Tommy Terrible got caught cheating, while Manning won a championship.

Me? Jealous of an old man practically on a walker limping his way to a ring he didn't deserve while playing worse than Trent fucking Dilfer? Yeah, no dice bae.

And if you need to intimidate someones family just to get off of something, you aint innocent.

[Ameriganastan]

Me? Jealous of an old man practically on a walker limping his way to a ring he didn't deserve while playing worse than Trent fucking Dilfer? Yeah, no dice bae.

And if you need to intimidate someones family just to get off of something, you aint innocent.

If I was falsely accused of something I didn't do, I'd intimidate someone too.

And yes dice. You're just mad he went out a champion.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

Me? Jealous of an old man practically on a walker limping his way to a ring he didn't deserve while playing worse than Trent fucking Dilfer? Yeah, no dice bae.

And if you need to intimidate someones family just to get off of something, you aint innocent.

If I was falsely accused of something I didn't do, I'd intimidate someone too.

And yes dice. You're just mad he went out a champion.

Oh no I'm not mad he went out a champion. I could care fucking less that Von Miller won that game for you guys. I'm mad that a rapist, PED user, and perenial whiner who refused to shake the hand of Drew Brees after Super Bowl XLIV and threw his own teams under the bus repeatedly is treated as the golden boy while all his dick riders run around and trash Brady.

[Ameriganastan]

Oh no I'm not mad he went out a champion. I could care fucking less that Von Miller won that game for you guys. I'm mad that a rapist, PED user, and perenial whiner who refused to shake the hand of Drew Brees after Super Bowl XLIV and threw his own teams under the bus repeatedly is treated as the golden boy while all his dick riders run around and trash Brady.

Oh, like Tommy Boy never got the "Golden Boy" treatment. He's innocent, Brady cheated, and Manning went out a winner.

Deal with it.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

Oh no I'm not mad he went out a champion. I could care fucking less that Von Miller won that game for you guys. I'm mad that a rapist, PED user, and perenial whiner who refused to shake the hand of Drew Brees after Super Bowl XLIV and threw his own teams under the bus repeatedly is treated as the golden boy while all his dick riders run around and trash Brady.

Oh, like Tommy Boy never got the "Golden Boy" treatment. He's innocent, Brady cheated, and Manning went out a winner.

Deal with it.

Yep. Manning's totes innocent. Not like the court rewarded his victim money or anything. Oh wait, shes just a "vulgar mouthed" slut that was asking for it. I'm sorry, I forgot victim blaming is acceptable here. And if by "going out a winner" you mean "Trent Dilfering a Super Bowl while playing like a slightly polished shit," then yeah, guess your right.

Oh yeah and Brady didn't cheat by your standards of Manning being innocent, but thats ok. Double standards FTW!

[Poisonapple]

Oh, like Tommy Boy never got the "Golden Boy" treatment. He's innocent, Brady cheated, and Manning went out a winner.

Deal with it.

Yep. Manning's totes innocent. Not like the court rewarded his victim money or anything. Oh wait, shes just a "vulgar mouthed" slut that was asking for it. I'm sorry, I forgot victim blaming is acceptable here. And if by "going out a winner" you mean "Trent Dilfering a Super Bowl while playing like a slightly polished shit," then yeah, guess your right.

Oh yeah and Brady didn't cheat by your standards of Manning being innocent, but thats ok. Double standards FTW!

There was a crooked player, and he played a crooked game,
He won a crooked victory against a crooked Steed;
He bought a crooked lawyer who lost a crooked case,
And they all cheat together in a little crooked league.

Apologies to Mother Goose.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

-Translation: Brady is a cheater-

*Goes Ballistic*

Good poem tho

[Poisonapple]

-Translation: Brady is a cheater-

*Goes Ballistic*

Good poem tho

In respect to the latest NFL Deflategate eruption, concerning Tom Brady, Roger Goodell et al:

Ode to Deflategate

There was a crooked player, and he played a crooked game,
He won a crooked victory against a crooked Steed;
He bought a crooked lawyer who lost a crooked case,
And they all cheat together in a little crooked league state.

Apologies to Mother Goose!

Sounds better this way. League is such a difficult word. I'm saying they're all cheats. And do you know who the Steed is/are?

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

*Goes Ballistic*

Good poem tho

In respect to the latest NFL Deflategate eruption, concerning Tom Brady, Roger Goodell et al:

There was a crooked player, and he played a crooked game,
He won a crooked victory against a crooked Steed;
He bought a crooked lawyer who lost a crooked case,
And they all cheat together in a little crooked league state.

Apologies to Mother Goose!

Sounds better this way. League is such a difficult word. I'm saying they're all cheats. And do you know who the Steed is/are?

I was assuming it was a reference to the Colts.

[Poisonapple]

In respect to the latest NFL Deflategate eruption, concerning Tom Brady, Roger Goodell et al:

There was a crooked player, and he played a crooked game,
He won a crooked victory against a crooked Steed;
He bought a crooked lawyer who lost a crooked case,
And they all cheat together in a little crooked league state.

Apologies to Mother Goose!

Sounds better this way. League is such a difficult word. I'm saying they're all cheats. And do you know who the Steed is/are?

I was assuming it was a reference to the Colts.

Correct. Also, P. Manning has always been a crooked Steed.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

I was assuming it was a reference to the Colts.

Correct. Also, P. Manning has always been a crooked Steed.

Ahhh. You hate em both. Thats respectable.

Whats your favorite team?

[Poisonapple]

Correct. Also, P. Manning has always been a crooked Steed.

Ahhh. You hate em both. Thats respectable.

Whats your favorite team?

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