2016 NFL Offseason

[Luminesa]

I would too. Flacco has a ring and had one of the best rookie seasons of any QB ever. Romo...does not.

What they have in common: a tendency to get hurt at the worst times, and a tendency to throw INTs at the worst times. Except for Romo, it's a bit more flagrant. The Ravens have Justin Tucker to cover that up.

Good job on re-signing him, by the way...except we would have loved to have him, but he really is your star player, besides Flacco.

Romo is horrible in every manner.

Lackluster field performance? Check.
Acts like he's all that? Check.
Whiny Crybaby? Check.

Like seriously, this guy is sueing the NFL cause "Gronk got to have gambling at HIS party but mine got shut down. WAHHHHH!!!" The day Romo retires I am going to throw a party.

Gronk gets more done playing his position every year than Romo has gotten done playing his position in a while. Given this year he was hurt for a while, that doesn't count, but the years before that...I mean...for the most part, excepting a few really awesome bright-spots (the Denver v. Dallas shootout), he really hasn't done THAT MUCH for the Cowboys...

[Outer Sparta]

You really want everybody, don't you?

I have a list. Not a written one, but it's a list nonetheless.

You want Colston, right?

[Luminesa]

I have a list. Not a written one, but it's a list nonetheless.

You want Colston, right?

YES!!! GIVE HIM BACK!!! *Fails arms wildly.*

[Outer Sparta]

You want Colston, right?

YES!!! GIVE HIM BACK!!! *Fails arms wildly.*

Do you like Brandin Cooks or still want Colston back? What about Graham?

[Luminesa]

YES!!! GIVE HIM BACK!!! *Fails arms wildly.*

Do you like Brandin Cooks or still want Colston back? What about Graham?

I WANT ALL OF THEM!!! GAAAAAAH!!!

WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

[Trumpostan]

Federal Court of Appeals is now hearing the NFL's case against Brady. Several justices demanded an explanation as to why Tom trashed his phone at such a crucial moment. Observers did not think the justices were impressed by the excuses.

http://blog.masslive.com/patriots/2016/ ... y_kes.html

Going after BadGoodell's motives and integrity, I like that.

[Luminesa]

Federal Court of Appeals is now hearing the NFL's case against Brady. Several justices demanded an explanation as to why Tom trashed his phone at such a crucial moment. Observers did not think the justices were impressed by the excuses.

http://blog.masslive.com/patriots/2016/ ... y_kes.html

Going after BadGoodell's motives and integrity, I like that.

THAT'S RIGHT. GET HIM WHERE HE KNOWS HE CAN'T WIN!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Trumpostan]

http://blog.masslive.com/patriots/2016/ ... y_kes.html

Going after BadGoodell's motives and integrity, I like that.

THAT'S RIGHT. GET HIM WHERE HE KNOWS HE CAN'T WIN!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Oh, and the NFL might have been caught lying in court:
http://nesn.com/2016/03/nfl-lawyer-repo ... te-appeal/

[Cymrea]

THAT'S RIGHT. GET HIM WHERE HE KNOWS HE CAN'T WIN!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Oh, and the NFL might have been caught lying in court:
http://nesn.com/2016/03/nfl-lawyer-repo ... te-appeal/

The very cynical part of me notices that it's the New England sports news reporting in support of Brady.

[Luminesa]

THAT'S RIGHT. GET HIM WHERE HE KNOWS HE CAN'T WIN!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Oh, and the NFL might have been caught lying in court:
http://nesn.com/2016/03/nfl-lawyer-repo ... te-appeal/

You guise. Don'tchu know perjury can get ya'lls jailtime?

[Outer Sparta]

Oh, and the NFL might have been caught lying in court:
http://nesn.com/2016/03/nfl-lawyer-repo ... te-appeal/

You guise. Don'tchu know perjury can get ya'lls jailtime?

Why not try the Ravens organization in court? They were the ones that tipped off to the Colts. Goodell is behind this, too. He's spying the Patriots.

[Pope Joan]

Federal Court of Appeals is now hearing the NFL's case against Brady. Several justices demanded an explanation as to why Tom trashed his phone at such a crucial moment. Observers did not think the justices were impressed by the excuses.

http://blog.masslive.com/patriots/2016/ ... y_kes.html

Going after BadGoodell's motives and integrity, I like that.

" legal observers predict the NFL and commissioner Roger Goodell will succeed in having last September’s decision in favor of the Patriots star overturned." http://nypost.com/2016/03/03/tom-bradys ... court-day/

"It sounds like the judges were remarkably sympathetic to the NFL." http://deadspin.com/huh-the-nfl-might-a ... 1762710604

Brady and his coach would be nothing without their persistent cheating. What we have seen is just the tip of the iceberg. Why did the NFL destroy the tape evidence against the Pats in the case about spying to steal signals? What makes a sixth round QB pick and a coach who failed in Cleveland into sudden successes? Breaking the rules, every chance they get.

[Luminesa]

http://blog.masslive.com/patriots/2016/ ... y_kes.html

Going after BadGoodell's motives and integrity, I like that.

" legal observers predict the NFL and commissioner Roger Goodell will succeed in having last September’s decision in favor of the Patriots star overturned." http://nypost.com/2016/03/03/tom-bradys ... court-day/

"It sounds like the judges were remarkably sympathetic to the NFL." http://deadspin.com/huh-the-nfl-might-a ... 1762710604

Brady and his coach would be nothing without their persistent cheating. What we have seen is just the tip of the iceberg. Why did the NFL destroy the tape evidence against the Pats in the case about spying to steal signals? What makes a sixth round QB pick and a coach who failed in Cleveland into sudden successes? Breaking the rules, every chance they get.

How does a seventh-round draft pick, picked third-to-last in the Draft, become the Saints' all-time wide-receiver?

[Cymrea]

How does a seventh-round draft pick, picked third-to-last in the Draft, become the Saints' all-time wide-receiver?

Voodoo-soaked beignets from Cafe du Monde.

[Luminesa]

How does a seventh-round draft pick, picked third-to-last in the Draft, become the Saints' all-time wide-receiver?

Voodoo-soaked beignets.

...*Looks at Colston.*
*Colston is holding a Roddy-White voodoo doll.*
*Throws it in the closet.*

Colston: You saw nothing.
Me: Yeah, yeah I did.
Colston:...*Holds up a shovel.* No, no you didn't.
Me: HAVE MERCY! *Runs.*

[Tiami]

I would too. Flacco has a ring and had one of the best rookie seasons of any QB ever. Romo...does not.

What they have in common: a tendency to get hurt at the worst times, and a tendency to throw INTs at the worst times. Except for Romo, it's a bit more flagrant. The Ravens have Justin Tucker to cover that up.

Good job on re-signing him, by the way...except we would have loved to have him, but he really is your star player, besides Flacco.

Romo is horrible in every manner.

Lackluster field performance? Check.
Acts like he's all that? Check.
Whiny Crybaby? Check.

Like seriously, this guy is sueing the NFL cause "Gronk got to have gambling at HIS party but mine got shut down. WAHHHHH!!!" The day Romo retires I am going to throw a party.

Want to know what's funny about his lackluster field performance? His career passer rating is higher than Drew Brees, Tom Brady, and Peyton Manning.

[Luminesa]

Romo is horrible in every manner.

Lackluster field performance? Check.
Acts like he's all that? Check.
Whiny Crybaby? Check.

Like seriously, this guy is sueing the NFL cause "Gronk got to have gambling at HIS party but mine got shut down. WAHHHHH!!!" The day Romo retires I am going to throw a party.

Want to know what's funny about his lackluster field performance? His career passer rating is higher than Drew Brees, Tom Brady, and Peyton Manning.

And they all have rings.

[Tiami]

Want to know what's funny about his lackluster field performance? His career passer rating is higher than Drew Brees, Tom Brady, and Peyton Manning.

And they all have rings.

Haha that they do for sure. You saw when Romo had help, he could do a lot of good things. I still believe Dez was making a football move in the GB playoff games,but oh well, it already happened.

I don't like Romo, but he is a good quarterback.

[Outer Sparta]

Want to know what's funny about his lackluster field performance? His career passer rating is higher than Drew Brees, Tom Brady, and Peyton Manning.

And they all have rings.

Peyton: 2 rings
Brady: 4
Brees: 1
Tony Choker Romo: zero

[Luminesa]

And they all have rings.

Haha that they do for sure. You saw when Romo had help, he could do a lot of good things. I still believe Dez was making a football move in the GB playoff games,but oh well, it already happened.

I don't like Romo, but he is a good quarterback.

When he does well, he does GREAT. I mean AWESOME.

When he does badly, it's so bad it's hilarious.

[Outer Sparta]

Haha that they do for sure. You saw when Romo had help, he could do a lot of good things. I still believe Dez was making a football move in the GB playoff games,but oh well, it already happened.

I don't like Romo, but he is a good quarterback.

When he does well, he does GREAT. I mean AWESOME.

When he does badly, it's so bad it's hilarious.

As quoted by Romo,"Ow my back."

[Luminesa]

When he does well, he does GREAT. I mean AWESOME.

When he does badly, it's so bad it's hilarious.

As quoted by Romo,"Ow my back."

As quoted by Romo, "SIT DOWN, DEZ, YOU CAN'T WALK OUT IN THE LAST TWO MINUTES OF THE GAME!!!"

Dez: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, BAjfhalsdhfaodshfhhduafhsdliguisdhagsduajdfialjhdlfiahsdfhlshhflaksdjkfa *Temper tantrum, head explodes.*

Romo:...O.O

[Outer Sparta]

As quoted by Romo,"Ow my back."

As quoted by Romo, "SIT DOWN, DEZ, YOU CAN'T WALK OUT IN THE LAST TWO MINUTES OF THE GAME!!!"

Dez: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, BAjfhalsdhfaodshfhhduafhsdliguisdhagsduajdfialjhdlfiahsdfhlshhflaksdjkfa *Temper tantrum, head explodes.*

Romo:...O.O

Romo, Schaub, and Favre run a bakery, and they call it "Romo, Schaub, and Favre's Turnovers." I walk into that place, nearing lunch.

Me: Any turnovers for me to eat?
Schaub: Sure, you can pick six!
Romo: Warning: Choking hazard not just for children under 3.
Favre: I had the idea, and these guys pitched in!
Me: Can I have one to try?
Romo: Just to be safe, I'll taste one. Hey, it's delic… ack! Ack! *choke* *choke*
Favre: Whup, he's now unconscious.
Schaub: Heimlich, anyone?
Me: I'm not so hungry now. I'll go to that really nice Panera Bread next door. *dashes off*
Favre: That is the third time Romo choked on those things this week!

[Luminesa]

As quoted by Romo, "SIT DOWN, DEZ, YOU CAN'T WALK OUT IN THE LAST TWO MINUTES OF THE GAME!!!"

Dez: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, BAjfhalsdhfaodshfhhduafhsdliguisdhagsduajdfialjhdlfiahsdfhlshhflaksdjkfa *Temper tantrum, head explodes.*

Romo:...O.O

Romo, Schaub, and Favre run a bakery, and they call it "Romo, Schaub, and Favre's Turnovers." I walk into that place, nearing lunch.

Me: Any turnovers for me to eat?
Schaub: Sure, you can pick six!
Romo: Warning: Choking hazard not just for children under 3.
Favre: I had the idea, and these guys pitched in!
Me: Can I have one to try?
Romo: Just to be safe, I'll taste one. Hey, it's delic… ack! Ack! *choke* *choke*
Favre: Whup, he's now unconscious.
Schaub: Heimlich, anyone?
Me: I'm not so hungry now. I'll go to that really nice Panera Bread next door. *dashes off*
Favre: That is the third time Romo choked on those things this week!

[Idzequitch]

So... Arian Foster, Roddy White, and Andre Johnson are all free to sign wherever they like. Interesting.