Do you play an instrument

[Woolio]

Violin, it's like a guitar, only it won't get you laid.

Play the right music and it most definitely will.

[Revoltaire]

Clarinet, saxophone, guitar, and a little piano

[Dumb Ideologies]

I lack the coordination required to be any good at playing most instruments I would otherwise be interested in learning. I also don't like doing things I'm bad at, so I'd probably not get far learning.

I can just imagine birthday/Christmas.

"Hey, we bought you a guitar".

"Oh wow, amazing"

*Goes upstairs*

*Tries to play "White Walls" by Between the Buried and Me*

"Fuck. This stuff is tricky."

*Uses guitar for firewood to keep me warm while watching anime*

[The Sentenial Empire]

I have a broken guitar, but I'm still a vocalist/writer.

I DO METHUL.

-headbangs-

Im sorry but Im going to have to insensitively declare war on you for your tastes in music...

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Violin, it's like a guitar, only it won't get you laid.

Guitars get people laid...?

Wwhhhhhhaaattttttttttttt...

[Nadkor]

Violin, it's like a guitar, only it won't get you laid.

Guitars get people laid...?

Wwhhhhhhaaattttttttttttt...

Did you not know that by simply playing any chord (and I recommend Em, it's the easiest) on guitar you will have every girl in your age range within a five mile radius yearning for you?

True fact, people.

[Meciene]

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Violin, it's like a guitar, only it won't get you laid.

Guitars get people laid...?

Wwhhhhhhaaattttttttttttt...

Did you not know that by simply playing any chord (and I recommend Em, it's the easiest) on guitar you will have every girl in your age range within a five mile radius yearning for you?

True fact, people.

There must be a shortage of them within that range from me, because I've bashed about every kind of minor bar chord on my guitar and it has done JACK SHIT.

D:

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No.

Only baconnaise.

[Nadkor]

Violin, it's like a guitar, only it won't get you laid.

Guitars get people laid...?

Wwhhhhhhaaattttttttttttt...

Did you not know that by simply playing any chord (and I recommend Em, it's the easiest) on guitar you will have every girl in your age range within a five mile radius yearning for you?

True fact, people.

There must be a shortage of them within that range from me, because I've bashed about every kind of minor bar chord on my guitar and it has done JACK SHIT.

D:

If you turn it up to 11 I swear you'll get laid without even having to play anything. At 11 you just have to hold a guitar to have girls swarming for you.

That's how life works.

[Seperates]

Trombone, piano, and a little guitar... mostly trombone though...

[Samaerik]

I've played the piano since I was seven and the cello since I was eight.
I prefer the cello, though I play piano more often.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Violin, it's like a guitar, only it won't get you laid.

Guitars get people laid...?

Wwhhhhhhaaattttttttttttt...

Did you not know that by simply playing any chord (and I recommend Em, it's the easiest) on guitar you will have every girl in your age range within a five mile radius yearning for you?

True fact, people.

There must be a shortage of them within that range from me, because I've bashed about every kind of minor bar chord on my guitar and it has done JACK SHIT.

D:

If you turn it up to 11 I swear you'll get laid without even having to play anything. At 11 you just have to hold a guitar to have girls swarming for you.

That's how life works.

I think the ground loop hum would be loud enough to be heard down the street.

[Kagetora]

Percussion and piano

[Nadkor]

Violin, it's like a guitar, only it won't get you laid.

Guitars get people laid...?

Wwhhhhhhaaattttttttttttt...

Did you not know that by simply playing any chord (and I recommend Em, it's the easiest) on guitar you will have every girl in your age range within a five mile radius yearning for you?

True fact, people.

There must be a shortage of them within that range from me, because I've bashed about every kind of minor bar chord on my guitar and it has done JACK SHIT.

D:

If you turn it up to 11 I swear you'll get laid without even having to play anything. At 11 you just have to hold a guitar to have girls swarming for you.

That's how life works.

I think the ground loop hum would be loud enough to be heard down the street.

The hum is why.

[Kydaros]

I can play saxophone, piano, guitar, and the eternally popular chopstick percussion solo.

[Kanabia]

Violin, it's like a guitar, only it won't get you laid.

Guitars get people laid...?

Wwhhhhhhaaattttttttttttt...

Did you not know that by simply playing any chord (and I recommend Em, it's the easiest) on guitar you will have every girl in your age range within a five mile radius yearning for you?

True fact, people.

Lies. If anything it probably scares people away - "Oh great, another muso, yawn".

[Iron Chariots]

I play the saxophone without embarrassing myself too badly, and I'm planning on trying to learn guitar.

[Hamilay]

I play the piano (ok) and the guitar (terribly).

[Getbrett]

Violin, it's like a guitar, only it won't get you laid.

Guitars get people laid...?

Wwhhhhhhaaattttttttttttt...

Did you not know that by simply playing any chord (and I recommend Em, it's the easiest) on guitar you will have every girl in your age range within a five mile radius yearning for you?

True fact, people.

One finger: bottom three strings on third fret. Gm/C. Easiest chord on a standard tuning guitar.

[Flameswroth]

I play the trumpet quite well. I have attempted to learn how to play piano and guitar, and I own one of the latter, but the multiple notes at once type thing is a bit difficult for me, especially on piano where there are four different parts going.

[Aelosia]

Cello. Although I do know HOW to play violin, clarinet and piano. I was extremely good at the cello, and I am still fairly decent.

[Rancilia]

I play the drum-set,alto saxophone,piano, and bass guitar. I'm more of a jazz/rock/funk player than anything else.

[Nadanerabia]

I play the piano

[Vittos Ordination]

Violin, it's like a guitar, only it won't get you laid.

Guitars get people laid...?

Wwhhhhhhaaattttttttttttt...

Did you not know that by simply playing any chord (and I recommend Em, it's the easiest) on guitar you will have every girl in your age range within a five mile radius yearning for you?

True fact, people.

You conveniently leave out the scientific data that shows conclusively that guitar playing is only a significant factor in one's probability of getting laid when one plays EXTREMELY boring songs.

Playing guitar to get laid is an affront to nature, god, music, democracy, non-douchebagginess.