Vittos Ordination wrote:You conveniently leave out the scientific data that shows conclusively that guitar playing is only a significant factor in one's probability of getting laid when one plays EXTREMELY boring songs.
Playing guitar to get laid is an affront to nature, god, music, democracy, non-douchebagginess.
Truth in all respects.
Knew a guy in college who would sit out in one of the quads on campus during warm mornings and play his guitar. Mostly he played, "Hey There, Delilah", the worst song ever to be conceived my man, ever. EVER. But in playing that extremely boring, stupid song wimmenz flocked to him like bugs to a zapper. He was definitely a douche, and I tell myself I wasn't jealous by saying that they are girls I wouldn't be interested in anyways, but I mean, c'mon...I'm on the Internet. Any woman would obviously be an improvement, and he got some pretty hot ones sometimes
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