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by The Batorys » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:16 pm

by ALMF » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:18 pm
The Batorys wrote:Saint Nicholas was a historical figure in the early church.
Santa Claus is based on him, but very very loosely. At this point Santa is more of a fictional character than a representation of the historical Saint Nicholas. As such, I think that if the idea of him being depicted as black (he's already depicted as a big fat guy who wears a ridiculous red and white suit and silly hat) pisses you off, you're probably a racist.
If you were genuinely irritated because of historical inaccuracy, the general way that Santa Claus, or "Old Saint Nick" is portrayed should already annoy you.


by Wytenigistan » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:30 pm
ALMF wrote:Wytenigistan wrote:What? Its a painting of what he should look like according to a bunch of numbers that were gathered from his skull...but then if you know even the extreme amount of variation that can go on between siblings and even twins (who are same genetically but manifest different physically), there is no way to know what he looked like for sure. That does, however, fit a commonly accepted range, you are right, and either way he looks predominantly caucasian.
One of thees things is not like the others. Hint it's Mitch McConnell.
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by Wytenigistan » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:30 pm
The Batorys wrote:rical inaccuracy, the general way that Santa Claus, or "Old Saint Nick" is portrayed should already annoy you.
United Timelines Outpost Number 99999999 wrote:When the Landfill comes to town, old people congeal to their rocking chairs and branch out like meat fungus.
Neoconstantius wrote:NSG: ad hoc ad hominem ad nauseum
Estado Paulista wrote:You can never have too much Xanax.

by The Godly Nations » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:43 pm




by Orham » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:51 pm

by Distruzio » Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:24 pm

by New Gliese » Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:32 pm

by God Kefka » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:09 pm

by Alien Space Bats » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:13 pm
Blasveck wrote:Black Jesus.
Wait a minute.....
Them darkies want to make our dear, white, English Jesus black too??!!??!
The horror!


by Pretty Awesome Persons » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:14 pm

by Mavorpen » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:15 pm
Pretty Awesome Persons wrote:it's 2013 the human people have come such a long way and we're arguing over a fictional character's race
this is why humanity is destined to extinction

by God Kefka » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:17 pm
Pretty Awesome Persons wrote:it's 2013 the human people have come such a long way and we're arguing over a fictional character's race
this is why humanity is destined to extinction

by Aeken » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:18 pm
God Kefka wrote:Pretty Awesome Persons wrote:it's 2013 the human people have come such a long way and we're arguing over a fictional character's race
this is why humanity is destined to extinction
there is no argument... he's always been white...
google up Santa Claus and you see nothing but white Santa Clauses for all of the first page...

by The Godly Nations » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:25 pm
God Kefka wrote:Alien Space Bats wrote:Actually, I think this guy...
... Is pretty cool. But according to God Kefka, he's not the "real" Santa; he's an obscenity.
this is not the real Santa Claus... the real Santa Claus is white and represents a European legend...
this is likely a result of colonized subjects somewhere trying to re council the concept of Santa with local preferences and local traditions and making them fit.
It's non-canon.
The canon comes from Europe and North America... it's where this stuff originated and he's always white.


by The Godly Nations » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:28 pm

by Alien Space Bats » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:31 pm
God Kefka wrote:there is... go back from the 1950s to as early as the days of the Industrial Revolution. He's always been taken as white...


by Gauthier » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:34 pm
Alien Space Bats wrote:God Kefka wrote:there is... go back from the 1950s to as early as the days of the Industrial Revolution. He's always been taken as white...
TRANSLATION: If you keep saying that Santa doesn't have to be a pure lily white Aryan, I'm going to CRY!!!
<pause>
Since Santa is a magical figure of the imagination, he can be whatever we need for him to be.
<chuckles>
Oh, yeah... BTW: DC Comics To Unveil A Black Superman
Worse still, he's President Superman.

by Mavorpen » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:36 pm
Alien Space Bats wrote:God Kefka wrote:there is... go back from the 1950s to as early as the days of the Industrial Revolution. He's always been taken as white...
TRANSLATION: If you keep saying that Santa doesn't have to be a pure lily white Aryan, I'm going to CRY!!!
<pause>
Since Santa is a magical figure of the imagination, he can be whatever we need for him to be.
<chuckles>
Oh, yeah... BTW: DC Comics To Unveil A Black Superman
Worse still, he's President Superman.

by Alien Space Bats » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:39 pm
Gauthier wrote:CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!! CLEARLY SUPERMAN AND WONDER WOMAN HAVE BEEN BLACKENED TO PAY TRIBUTE TO THOSE MUSLIM MARXIST OBAMAS!!

by Gauthier » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:44 pm

by Conservative Conservationists » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:51 pm
ALMF wrote:Wytenigistan wrote:What? Its a painting of what he should look like according to a bunch of numbers that were gathered from his skull...but then if you know even the extreme amount of variation that can go on between siblings and even twins (who are same genetically but manifest different physically), there is no way to know what he looked like for sure. That does, however, fit a commonly accepted range, you are right, and either way he looks predominantly caucasian.
One of thees things is not like the others. Hint it's Mitch McConnell.


by ALMF » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:24 pm


by The Tundra » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:30 pm
Conservative Conservationists wrote:Too many puns and bad media lines
Must... Stop.... Self....
Stuff it
Despite anal probe, no crack found by police
Anal probe was shitty
Implements inserted for a crap reason
Man seeking a rears for police brutality
Man sues asses for penetrating his own
Police demand to spread went too far
Long arm of law goes inside
Lesson: Only stick it up there with permission.
Jormengand wrote:If you wish to continue this banal line of thought about the whys and the wherefores, the wall is over there and is very interested in what you have to say
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