Russia To Debate Taking Children Away From Gay Parents

[Regnum Dominae]

That's a terrible idea.

Why?

Do I really have to explain this? It should be quite obvious.

Conscription is bad. Forcing people into the military is bad. Forcing children to dedicate their entire childhoods to preparing for forced military service is even worse.

[Seriong]

Hint: There's no proof it does.

We're talking about children. Children between the ages of 1-8, specifically. Their minds are still developing and growing. When they understand sex, they will be genetically attracted to either males or females. Until then, if they see two male parents of theirs, they might think that's how they're supposed to be.

"If they see a female and male parent of theirs, they might think that's how they are supposed to be, and thus deny their own sexuality"

[Neo Rome Republic]

well... if it helps protect some kids from discrimination...

did you mean to have a rimshot follow that line

There you go.

[Luveria]

Why?

Do I really have to explain this? It should be quite obvious.

Conscription is bad. Forcing people into the military is bad. Forcing children to dedicate their entire childhoods to preparing for forced military service is even worse.

Especially for the crime of having been adopted by gay parents.

[Red Star Union]

No kidding though, those orphans don't have very happy lives, putting them into military schools may actually be a pretty smart idea. After they are old enough to go into the actual military, their lives will have some worth, rather than sitting in an orphanage forever.

There's more for life to offer than wasting your life away joining a military.

Just saying.

These are orphans we're talking about... If they get adopted by civilians, fine, if they don't, then they go in. It really wouldn't be that bad.

[Ainin]

No kidding though, those orphans don't have very happy lives, putting them into military schools may actually be a pretty smart idea. After they are old enough to go into the actual military, their lives will have some worth, rather than sitting in an orphanage forever.

So, committing crimes against humanity (see clause H) is a smart idea now?

[Luveria]

There's more for life to offer than wasting your life away joining a military.

Just saying.

These are orphans we're talking about... If they get adopted by civilians, fine, if they don't, then they go in. It really wouldn't be that bad.

Would you like to have been raised by the military?

[Regnum Dominae]

There's more for life to offer than wasting your life away joining a military.

Just saying.

These are orphans we're talking about... If they get adopted by civilians, fine, if they don't, then they go in. It really wouldn't be that bad.

Yes, it would. What you are advocating is essentially to enslave children to the state for the entirety of their childhood.

[The Star Corporation]

Outlaw Russia.

Unfortunatly, they are a nuclear-capable superpower.... and no matter how bad their products get[when did they stop having bad products? I NEED A NEW ONE TO MAKE FUN OF], they will always have yaoi in their hearts and souls.

Mostly because IMGUR MUST SAY SO... they may have, already.

[ShadowDragons]

What if he happens to be an attractive feminine emo boy? Then you would be missing out.

Oh no, it's turning into the time Thafoo wanted be homosexual, Maldo wanted me to be asexual, and New Haven wanted be to be bi-curious. Guess I'm a sort of boy toy.

*Deletes history and slowly backs away from computer*

[Red Star Union]

Do I really have to explain this? It should be quite obvious.

Conscription is bad. Forcing people into the military is bad. Forcing children to dedicate their entire childhoods to preparing for forced military service is even worse.

Especially for the crime of having been adopted by gay parents.

I'm talking about the un-adopted... The kids nobody wants or nobody can afford to take care of. If they'd rather sit in an orphanage, whatever.

[Olivaero]

We're talking about children. Children between the ages of 1-8, specifically. Their minds are still developing and growing. When they understand sex, they will be genetically attracted to either males or females. Until then, if they see two male parents of theirs, they might think that's how they're supposed to be.

"If they see a female and male parent of theirs, they might think that's how they are supposed to be, and thus deny their own sexuality"

Well it's okay for gay people to deny their own sexuality of course.

[Luxew]

There's more for life to offer than wasting your life away joining a military.

Just saying.

These are orphans we're talking about... If they get adopted by civilians, fine, if they don't, then they go in. It really wouldn't be that bad.

No. Why not embrace them to the arts, give them something other than to do than how to practice how to kill. Once the kid grows up, it is their choice if they want to enter the military.

[Sperostet]

Outlaw Russia.

Unfortunatly, they are a nuclear-capable superpower.... and no matter how bad their products get[when did they stop having bad products? I NEED A NEW ONE TO MAKE FUN OF], they will always have yaoi in their hearts and souls.

Mostly because IMGUR MUST SAY SO... they may have, already.

We can outlaw a country?

Outlaw China and America

[Neo Rome Republic]

Outlaw Russia.

Unfortunatly, they are a nuclear-capable superpower.... and no matter how bad their products get[when did they stop having bad products? I NEED A NEW ONE TO MAKE FUN OF], they will always have yaoi in their hearts and souls.

Mostly because IMGUR MUST SAY SO... they may have, already.

Don't you mean great power?

[Red Star Union]

These are orphans we're talking about... If they get adopted by civilians, fine, if they don't, then they go in. It really wouldn't be that bad.

Would you like to have been raised by the military?

Maybe if I didn't actually have any better of a life.

[The Star Corporation]

These are orphans we're talking about... If they get adopted by civilians, fine, if they don't, then they go in. It really wouldn't be that bad.

Would you like to have been raised by the military?

Seeing as how... I have certain "developmental issues", I couldn't see why not. The pluses are there, the negatives are possible sociopathy, psychopathy and other psychotic tendencies. But oh well, cool toys. [Yes, I am the same guy that said I wouldn't care if my child got the death penatly... but only if they deserve it, well, I would care, but I wouldn't say no, my mother told me I was "heartless". That situation was less than amusing.]

[The Sotoan Union]

You cannot turn children gay. If a straight child sees gay parents, the child will remain straight. Because gay people still grew up with straight parents.

[Red Star Union]

These are orphans we're talking about... If they get adopted by civilians, fine, if they don't, then they go in. It really wouldn't be that bad.

No. Why not embrace them to the arts, give them something other than to do than how to practice how to kill. Once the kid grows up, it is their choice if they want to enter the military.

They already have conscription for about one or two years anyway. Russia needs to have a strong military as well, they've got a lot of land to watch over, and the US everywhere else.

[San]

did you mean to have a rimshot follow that line

There you go. :p

We'll need one of these printed onto the bass drumhead also

[Regnum Dominae]

You cannot turn children gay. If a straight child sees gay parents, the child will remain straight. Because gay people still grew up with straight parents.

Thank you. It's sad that so many people can't grasp this basic fact.

And before anyone says "LOLOLOL HOMOSEXUALITY IS A CHOICE!!11!!":
http://communities.washingtontimes.com/ ... e-says-no/
http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/16/opinion/h ... -a-choice/
http://www.truthwinsout.org/opinion/2011/10/19114/
http://io9.com/5967426/scientists-confi ... n-the-womb
http://billfleege.blogspot.com/2011/06/ ... ty-is.html
http://classes.biology.ucsd.edu/bisp194 ... d_2001.pdf

[Aeken]

No. Why not embrace them to the arts, give them something other than to do than how to practice how to kill. Once the kid grows up, it is their choice if they want to enter the military.

They already have conscription for about one or two years anyway. Russia needs to have a strong military as well, they've got a lot of land to watch over, and the US everywhere else.

That's horrible justification.

[Neo Rome Republic]

There you go.

We'll need one of these printed onto the bass drumhead also

I don't have photo-shop, sorry.

[Fascist Russian Empire]

You cannot turn children gay. If a straight child sees gay parents, the child will remain straight. Because gay people still grew up with straight parents.

Exactly. But, some people are too ignorant to understand it and say "But the Bible says...!!!!!" Ugh.

[Olivaero]

You cannot turn children gay. If a straight child sees gay parents, the child will remain straight. Because gay people still grew up with straight parents.

Exactly. But, some people are too ignorant to understand it and say "But the Bible says...!!!!!" Ugh.

The bible doesn't say gay parents will turn their children gay...