Russia To Debate Taking Children Away From Gay Parents

[Meritocratic States]

-sits back-
-grabs a bowl of popcorns-

This is going to be good.

I hope you intend to share.

I share my popcorn.

[Ainin]

Hint: There's no proof it does.

We're talking about children. Children between the ages of 1-8, specifically. Their minds are still developing and growing. When they understand sex, they will be genetically attracted to either males or females. Until then, if they see two male parents of theirs, they might think that's how they're supposed to be.

So, are you going to source that?

And I'm sure you have a peer-reviewed research paper written by a reputable source confirming this.

[Beta Test]

Hint: There's no proof it does.

We're talking about children. Children between the ages of 1-8, specifically. Their minds are still developing and growing. When they understand sex, they will be genetically attracted to either males or females. Until then, if they see two male parents of theirs, they might think that's how they're supposed to be.

NO!

A person's sexual orientation is not in any way affected by social factors.

[Red Star Union]

So all those poor children in an orphanage who don't get adopted by straight couples... What we going do with them.

I dunno, why not adopt them or have some sort of government program?

They could be *adopted* by the military.

[Luxew]

Or two lesbians.

Futa lesbians, no doubt.

What? Send them to labor camps?

What else could the ominous sounding "government program" mean?

Happy Fun Sunshine Forever Until Your 18 Fun Camp?

[Fartsniffage]

Hint: There's no proof it does.

We're talking about children. Children between the ages of 1-8, specifically. Their minds are still developing and growing. When they understand sex, they will be genetically attracted to either males or females. Until then, if they see two male parents of theirs, they might think that's how they're supposed to be.

Do these hypothetical children of yours have no contact with the outside world?

[Luveria]

Or two lesbians.

Or any number of lesbians greater than zero, really.

That's exactly why many religions often have a special exemption that leaves out lesbians while hating gays.

[Neo Rome Republic]

We're talking about children. Children between the ages of 1-8, specifically. Their minds are still developing and growing. When they understand sex, they will be genetically attracted to either males or females. Until then, if they see two male parents of theirs, they might think that's how they're supposed to be.

NO!

A person's sexual orientation is not in any way affected by social factors.

Even if the whole world became gay. reproduction would still be possible, via sperm banks.

[Luxew]

I dunno, why not adopt them or have some sort of government program?

They could be *adopted* by the military.

I hope you are joking.

[Othelos]

Hint: There's no proof it does.

We're talking about children. Children between the ages of 1-8, specifically. Their minds are still developing and growing. When they understand sex, they will be genetically attracted to either males or females. Until then, if they see two male parents of theirs, they might think that's how they're supposed to be.

Even if that was true, they're still going to end up the way they naturally are...

[New Laikland]

Do these hypothetical children of yours have no contact with the outside world?

They can have any amount, why?

[Luveria]

Futa lesbians, no doubt.



What else could the ominous sounding "government program" mean?

Happy Fun Sunshine Forever Until Your 18 Fun Camp?

No, "Happy Fun Sunshine Forever Until You Fail to Complete Your Daily Labour Quota Camp".

[New Laikland]

Even if that was true, they're still going to end up the way they naturally are...

Unless influenced otherwise.

[ShadowDragons]

For everyone who applauds this I say doesn't your religion say to be kind to all people, respect them, be friends with them, and forgive them of their sins. You contradict yourselves by saying it's immoral and taking away their kids. This will cause huge amounts of suffering and is evil because not only are you punishing the parents, but also the kids.

I have just fallen in love with you.

Awkward.. I'm a boy

[Luveria]

I dunno, why not adopt them or have some sort of government program?

They could be *adopted* by the military.

Are you trying to outdo North Korea?

[Luxew]

Happy Fun Sunshine Forever Until Your 18 Fun Camp?

No, "Happy Fun Sunshine Forever Until You Fail to Complete Your Daily Labour Quota Camp".

OR DIE!
Have a nice day!

[Imperializt Russia]

No, it's quite hawt when it involves emos.

Or two lesbians.

Two emo lesbians, and you've got yourself a party.

[Washington Resistance Army]

So all those poor children in an orphanage who don't get adopted by straight couples... What we going do with them.

*Cough* SPARTAN program *Cough

In all seriousness I'm not really surprised by Russia's ass backwards shenanigans anymore. They've just been taking to many steps in the wrong direction lately for me to take them seriously.

[New Laikland]

They could be *adopted* by the military.

I hope you are joking.

I never even thought of that. He does have a great point.

[Red Star Union]

They could be *adopted* by the military.

I hope you are joking.

Really?

Italics!

[Othelos]

Do these hypothetical children of yours have no contact with the outside world?

They can have any amount, why?

They're going to see straight couples, obviously.

[Comanchia]

This is stupid, this means the government can take kids from their two fathers or mothers, who could possibly be treating their kids better than the radical homophobes down the block.

[Luveria]

Or two lesbians.

Two emo lesbians, and you've got yourself a party.

Now I've got a craving.

I have just fallen in love with you.

Awkward.. I'm a boy

There is a first time for everything.

[Utceforp]

Or any number of lesbians greater than zero, really.

That's exactly why many religions often have a special exemption that leaves out lesbians while hating gays.

I should start a religion banning any kind of sex other than lesbian sex. I mean, heterosexual sex involves guys, and is therefore still a little bit gay.

[Sperostet]

They could be *adopted* by the military.

I hope you are joking.

I'm a cruel person