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Ausira
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Postby Ausira » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:15 am

Smoke a blunt with Hitler.

No, seriously. I would love to try it. (I'm blonde hair, blue eyes, and German. He'd love me)

I would just really want to see if he was REALLY... 'crazy' as they say, or the presses were just making that a lie about him, just like the one testicle thing. (The Soviets said that so that Hitler would be deemed sexually inefficient. It hurts a man's pride to be said, in these times)

Maybe... hang out with Julius Caesar some, pop some tags with him. Yes. Thrift shopping with the Emperor of Rome. As soon as he turns away, stab him in the back with a rubber knife. Hilarity ensues if Brutus was working there.
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Postby Empire of Narnia » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:17 am

Nicholas II, Ronald Reagan, Kim Jong-il.

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Postby Ausira » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:19 am

Empire of Narnia wrote:Nicholas II, Ronald Reagan, Kim Jong-il.


Ouch. Reagan and Kim (Impossible) in the same sentence.

King, Ronahld Raehghan, and a Dictator in one. Hmph.
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Postby Estado Paulista » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:19 am

Ausira wrote:Smoke a blunt with Hitler.


"And that's...like...how I figured it out man. It was the Jews all along."

*giggles*

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Postby Empire of Narnia » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:21 am

Ausira wrote:
Empire of Narnia wrote:Nicholas II, Ronald Reagan, Kim Jong-il.


Ouch. Reagan and Kim (Impossible) in the same sentence.

King, Ronahld Raehghan, and a Dictator in one. Hmph.


I judge them based on who would be fun to hang out with, even though all three would hate each other with a burning passion lol.

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Postby Ausira » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:23 am

Estado Paulista wrote:
Ausira wrote:Smoke a blunt with Hitler.


"And that's...like...how I figured it out man. It was the Jews all along."

*giggles*

"I know, Al. These untermenschen are really fucked"



BAHAHAHAH! Shhh! SHhh! Okay... I got... I got an idea!

"Ja?"

BAHAHHA! SHHH! Okay... okay.. F-... BAHAHHA! Final Solution!


(What if it was really done like that? Hitler and Himmler decided the final solution to the Jews over a bet. Or over a blunt?)
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Postby Zaldakki » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:24 am

King Arthur — that is, if he was real.
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Postby Ravenflight » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:26 am

Jesus. He could do so much.
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Postby Breheim » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:28 am

Emperor Norton.

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Postby Rationallia » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:29 am

yo
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Postby Rationallia » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:30 am

Ravenflight wrote:Jesus. He could do so much.


Hopefully you will get to meet him one day :)

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Postby Zaldakki » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:32 am

Empire of Narnia wrote:Nicholas II, Ronald Reagan, Kim Jong-il.

I had this weird cheesy dream back when Kim was alive... I tried to assassinate him but then somehow I befriended him. It turned out all he need was a friend. I gave him a talk about democracy, and through the power of our friendship, the two Koreas were reunited at last.
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Postby Sebtopiaris » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:46 am

Nelson Mandela-because he was a great man
Vladimir Lenin -because he helped dismantle the Tsarist Autocracy and was less of an asshole than Stalin
Julius Caesar- because Romans are awesome
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Postby L Ron Cupboard » Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:42 am

Akbar the Great, or Charlemagne, or Abd-ar-Rahman III.
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Postby -The Unified Earth Governments- » Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:31 am

George Washington....no need to bring him here, take me to him, I have some work to do while I am there anyways, and after that take me to Roosevelt, I may not be the most work duty man in American history, but I admire some of the stuff he has done, especially his accomplishments with his issues physically.
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:34 am

I expect the first dozen or so presidents of the US would be fun.
Clement Attlee.
Churchill.
FDR.
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Postby Cetacea » Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:35 am

Makeda Negeste al-Zeba
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Postby Baiynistan » Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:42 am

Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky and Emma Goldman (she counts because 'anarchist world leader' is a paradox). Get a Russian-English translator and I could probably just sit back and watch one hell of an interesting debate on revolutionary politics.
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Postby Soled » Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:44 am

Vladimir Lenin, Che Guevara and Karl Marx.
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Postby Death Metal » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:14 am

Actually I got another idea.

I'll take Washington, Franklin, and Jefferson to the present day, so they can tell the Libertarian and Republican parties that they represent everything the Colonies rebelled against.

And then take Franklin to Nevada, so he can partake in his favorite pastime: Fucking prostitutes.
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Postby Forsher » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:23 am

Maybe the Duke of Wellington and Winston Churchill. I have favourite historical figures (I'm sure everyone does) but I don't necessarily feel like wanting to talk with them at any given moment. What would be interesting, though, would be to see what Cromwell and Charles I think of the present.
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Postby Fascist Russian Empire » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:29 am

Adolf Hitler. He might have been one of the most homophobic people in history, but he probably would be a fun person to hang out with. Besides, I might be able to convince him that homosexuality ain't unnatural.

Besides him, I'd say Kaiser Wilhelm I, Frederick the Great, Augustus the Strong, or Ludwig II of Bavaria.

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Postby Old Tyrannia » Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:18 am

Oh, many. Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, King Louis XVI and Queen Marie Antoinette of France, King Charles I of England, Scotland and Ireland, the 1st Duke of Wellington, Empress Dowager Cixi, the Guangxu Emperor, Baron Ungern von Sternberg, Napoleon II AKA Franz, Duke of Reichstadt, King George VI of the United Kingdom, Ramesses II, Thutmosis III, Cao Cao, Emperor Taizong of Tang, Khubilai Khan and above all, Confucius himself come to mind. These are all people I would love to be able to talk to in person.
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Postby L Ron Cupboard » Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:19 am

Fascist Russian Empire wrote:Adolf Hitler. He might have been one of the most homophobic people in history, but he probably would be a fun person to hang out with.


Why do you think he would be a 'fun person to hang out with'? There isn't much in the way of historical evidence that he was in any way fun to be with.
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Postby Seljuq Kyiv » Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:20 am

L Ron Cupboard wrote:
Fascist Russian Empire wrote:Adolf Hitler. He might have been one of the most homophobic people in history, but he probably would be a fun person to hang out with.


Why do you think he would be a 'fun person to hang out with'?


He was a party animal.

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