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Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:26 pm
by Zeppy
Ehhe..ah! Jam on! Ohhh!
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:27 pm
by Inchland
Zeppy wrote:Ehhe..ah! Jam on! Ohhh!
he he he *moonwalks*
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:31 pm
by Barzan
Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries?
Maurepas wrote:Conserative Morality wrote:*rigs up a cubicle to fall on it's first occupant*
Mehehe. No one will suspect such a deviant plot. Now, I'll just return to my secret lair...
*Sound of cubicle walls crashing down on a villain* I need a napkin! I think I spilled some punch on myself!
We are having cherry punch, right guys? Right?
Strawberry, actually,
I thought it was supposed to be Grape Flavour-Aid?
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:33 pm
by Gauntleted Fist
Sarkhaan wrote:*builds cubicle fort*
*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*
*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*
*initiates taunt strategy*
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:34 pm
by Maurepas
Barzan wrote:I thought it was supposed to be Grape Flavour-Aid?
The purple stuff is pretty good,
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:34 pm
by Bavin
Gauntleted Fist wrote:Sarkhaan wrote:*builds cubicle fort*
*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*
*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*
*initiates taunt strategy*
Builds Fort out of paper boxes mounted on pallets*
Hah! It's mobile bitches!
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:35 pm
by Gauntleted Fist
Bavin wrote:Gauntleted Fist wrote:Sarkhaan wrote:*builds cubicle fort*
*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*
*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*
*initiates taunt strategy*
Builds Fort out of paper boxes mounted on pallets*
Hah! It's mobile bitches!
*begins assault on Ifreann's cubicle fort with long range cheddar bombardment*
Would you like to join in, comrade Bavin?
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:36 pm
by Zykorinov
Excuse me... forts? People.. please.
*calls in his Drones*
Minions, attack these infidels!
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:36 pm
by Bavin
Gauntleted Fist wrote:Bavin wrote:Gauntleted Fist wrote:Sarkhaan wrote:*builds cubicle fort*
*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*
*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*
*initiates taunt strategy*
Builds Fort out of paper boxes mounted on pallets*
Hah! It's mobile bitches!
*begins assault on Ifreann's cubicle fort with long range cheddar bombardment*
Would you like to join in, comrade Bavin?
Indeed! Forward to victory!
*Rolls towards Ifreann's fort at high speed with a filing cabinet attached to the front*
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:36 pm
by Barzan
Maurepas wrote:Barzan wrote:I thought it was supposed to be Grape Flavour-Aid?
The purple stuff is pretty good,
Yes, YES!!! *twists handlebar moustache* You all just keep telling yourselves that and be ready when the comet arrives!
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:37 pm
by Sarkhaan
Gauntleted Fist wrote:Sarkhaan wrote:*builds cubicle fort*
*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*
*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*
*initiates taunt strategy*
*cowers in corner with bottle of liquid courage/tequilla*
Yes. This will end well.
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:07 pm
by Gauntleted Fist
Sarkhaan wrote:Gauntleted Fist wrote:Sarkhaan wrote:*builds cubicle fort*
*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*
*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*
*initiates taunt strategy*
*cowers in corner with bottle of liquid courage/tequilla*
Yes. This will end well.
Yes, it will.
For at least one party involved.
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:19 pm
by Tunizcha
I brought the Kool-aid.
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:20 pm
by Anti-Social Darwinism
*Returns to party>* Hey, I just managed to pick the lock on the rest room, it's open now, if you need it. *ducks as a projectile passes overhead.* Wow, I leave for a few minutes and it turns violent. *throws plate of cold, deep-fried artichoke hearts in the general direction of a cubicle/fort.* Have at!
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:25 pm
by Buffett and Colbert
Tunizcha wrote:I brought the Kool-aid.
I already spiked the punch with arsenic. Your Kool-aid is unneeded.
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:34 pm
by Dumb Ideologies
*stumbles in through door*
*opens stationery cupboard*
*throws contents randomly around the room*
"The stuff in this cupboard, is not *hic*...stationary anymore"
"Ah..I fuhkin luv you guys"
*Hic*
*Falls asleep on floor*
*Sleep-barfs*
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:14 pm
by Blouman Empire
Walks in drunk from another party.
*Starts drinking and catches a deep fried artichoke heart that is hurling through the air*
Barzan wrote:Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries?
You are the drunk and easy secretary.
Now bend over bitch.
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:17 pm
by Maurepas
Blouman Empire wrote:Barzan wrote:Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries?
You are the drunk and easy secretary.
Now bend over bitch.
You'll have to pull me out of there first,
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:17 pm
by JuNii
brings the Almond Float
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:19 pm
by Bavin
Maurepas wrote:Blouman Empire wrote:Barzan wrote:Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries?
You are the drunk and easy secretary.
Now bend over bitch.
You'll have to pull me out of there first,
*Hits Maure on the way across the room, knocking him out of Barz and out the window onto a trampoline.*
At least you aren't naked this time.
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:21 pm
by Sarkhaan
Dumb Ideologies wrote:*stumbles in through door*
*opens stationery cupboard*
*throws contents randomly around the room*
"The stuff in this cupboard, is not *hic*...stationary anymore"
This may be the single greatest thing I've ever seen posted in one of these threads.
*consumes deep fried artichoke hearts*
*catapults out a dish of spinach artichoke dip to appease the masses*
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:22 pm
by WhatchaTalkinBout
*enters with machine gun and foam finger*
*goes into bathroom*
*checks medicine cabinet*
WHERE THE HELL ARE MY ANXIETY PILLS?!
*shoots up the bathroom*
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:23 pm
by Maurepas
Bavin wrote:Maurepas wrote:Blouman Empire wrote:Barzan wrote:Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries?
You are the drunk and easy secretary.
Now bend over bitch.
You'll have to pull me out of there first,
*Hits Maure on the way across the room, knocking him out of Barz and out the window onto a trampoline.*
At least you aren't naked this time.
Uoumf!
Woah, lol...
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:23 pm
by Buffett and Colbert
WhatchaTalkinBout wrote:*enters with machine gun and foam finger*
*goes into bathroom*
WHERE THE HELL ARE MY ANXIETY PILLS?!
*shoots up the bathroom*
Sorry, 900 already locked the bathroom. But have some dip!
Posted:
Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:24 pm
by WhatchaTalkinBout
Buffett and Colbert wrote:WhatchaTalkinBout wrote:*enters with machine gun and foam finger*
*goes into bathroom*
WHERE THE HELL ARE MY ANXIETY PILLS?!
*shoots up the bathroom*
Sorry, 900 already locked the bathroom. But have some dip!
Is it queso sauce?