NSG Annual Office Party

[Allbeama]

So I missed out on the fun so far...but I brought strippers!

What Kind of strippers?

The female kind.

[Maurepas]

*gets up from the wreckage of the mobile fort*

'Ello, is that Blou running at me with a beer bottle? Oh, it is.

*Grabs tire iron from 900's truck*

Bring it, foo!

*Grabs Maurepas from 900's truck*

You're not leacing this office party alive

*Swings at Bavins head*

Q--Quit sw-wiingin me a-around!

[Bavin]

*gets up from the wreckage of the mobile fort*

'Ello, is that Blou running at me with a beer bottle? Oh, it is.

*Grabs tire iron from 900's truck*

Bring it, foo!

*Grabs Maurepas*

You're not leacing this office party alive

*Swings at Bavins head*

Parries Maure, knocking off his hat*

Die you fiendish rake!

*swings tire iron at head of Blou*

[Blouman Empire]

I brought paella, tortilla española, turrón of Alicante and a few bottles of wine. Felicidades!!!

*Ears perk up*

Did someone say paella?

I did!
*offers a plate*

Gracias Tanto (I hope)

*nom nom nom nom*

I love paella

*sits down to eat with glass of wine from the Condado de Huelva

De nada, macho...
You're lucky. You got the first and last plate.
*sips some wine*

Well it was nothing, please have some more wine

No need to ask me twice.

And I meant it was good not it was nothing

[Republica Espanola]

*A stench so foul it's a crime against Nature, several Gods that may or may not exist, and against several international treaties wafts out of the bathroom. Paint begins peeling off the wall, the playgirl melts into goo. Someone will quickly learn their lesson about putting laxitive in the dip.*

O_-

That... was Mr. December...

*Screams in rage and lunges at Warhaven, only to smash head on lightbulb and set fire to hair*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*Runs around screaming*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I brought paella, tortilla española, turrón of Alicante and a few bottles of wine. Felicidades!!!

*Ears perk up*

Did someone say paella?

I did!
*offers a plate*

Gracias Tanto (I hope)

*nom nom nom nom*

I love paella

*sits down to eat with glass of wine from the Condado de Huelva

De nada, macho...
You're lucky. You got the first and last plate.
*sips some wine*

Well it was nothing, please have some more wine

No need to ask me twice.

And I meant it was good not it was nothing

Ok...
Salut e força al canut!!
*drinks more*

[Bavin]

So I missed out on the fun so far...but I brought strippers!

What Kind of strippers?

The female kind.

Thanks for posting all these smilies so I can steal them...

[Allbeama]

*gets up from the wreckage of the mobile fort*

'Ello, is that Blou running at me with a beer bottle? Oh, it is.

*Grabs tire iron from 900's truck*

Bring it, foo!

*Grabs Maurepas*

You're not leacing this office party alive

*Swings at Bavins head*

Parries Maure, knocking off his hat*

Die you fiendish rake!

*swings tire iron at head of Blou*

*tells everone about the fight!*

[Blouman Empire]

*gets up from the wreckage of the mobile fort*

'Ello, is that Blou running at me with a beer bottle? Oh, it is.

*Grabs tire iron from 900's truck*

Bring it, foo!

*Grabs Maurepas*

You're not leacing this office party alive

*Swings at Bavins head*

Parries Maure, knocking off his hat*

Die you fiendish rake!

*swings tire iron at head of Blou*

*Fends off tire iron as it slams into Maurepas' head*

*Tackles Bavin*

[Maurepas]

So I missed out on the fun so far...but I brought strippers!

What Kind of strippers?

The female kind.

Thanks for posting all these smilies so I can steal them...

They are pretty awesome, thats why I use them all the time,

[The Republic of Lanos]

*emerges from back room, with stripper*
"She's now my fiance. Back off!"
*leaves*
10 minutes later:
*nukes Party*

[Maurepas]

*gets up from the wreckage of the mobile fort*

'Ello, is that Blou running at me with a beer bottle? Oh, it is.

*Grabs tire iron from 900's truck*

Bring it, foo!

*Grabs Maurepas*

You're not leacing this office party alive

*Swings at Bavins head*

Parries Maure, knocking off his hat*

Die you fiendish rake!

*swings tire iron at head of Blou*

*Fends off tire iron as it slams into Maurepas' head*

*Tackles Bavin*

I-feel-so-Abused-*knocked out*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

So I missed out on the fun so far...but I brought strippers!

What Kind of strippers?

The female kind.

Thanks for posting all these smilies so I can steal them...

They are pretty awesome, thats why I use them all the time,

I want a hug... Maury, gimme one.
*hiccups*

[Maurepas]

*emerges from back room, with stripper*
"She's now my fiance. Back off!"
*leaves*
10 minutes later:
*nukes Party*

GODMODDING!

[Republica Espanola]

*Continues to scream, but head remains alight*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*Grabs Scotch and throws it over head*

*Is regret*

[Blouman Empire]

*gets up from the wreckage of the mobile fort*

'Ello, is that Blou running at me with a beer bottle? Oh, it is.

*Grabs tire iron from 900's truck*

Bring it, foo!

*Grabs Maurepas*

You're not leacing this office party alive

*Swings at Bavins head*

Parries Maure, knocking off his hat*

Die you fiendish rake!

*swings tire iron at head of Blou*

*Fends off tire iron as it slams into Maurepas' head*

*Tackles Bavin*

I-feel-so-Abused-*knocked out*

You feel abused now just wait till we get you back home

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

*Continues to scream, but head remains alight*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*Grabs Scotch and throws it over head*

*Is regret*

*slaps*
Snap out of it, man. Snap out of it.

[Allbeama]

So I missed out on the fun so far...but I brought strippers!

What Kind of strippers?

The female kind.

Thanks for posting all these smilies so I can steal them...

They are pretty awesome, thats why I use them all the time,

I want a hug... Maury, gimme one.
*hiccups*

[Maurepas]

So I missed out on the fun so far...but I brought strippers!

What Kind of strippers?

The female kind.

Thanks for posting all these smilies so I can steal them...

They are pretty awesome, thats why I use them all the time,

I want a hug... Maury, gimme one.
*hiccups*

No problem, chère,

[Anti-Social Darwinism]

*Puts on music appropriate to the occasion.*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9jTnxv0RU

[Maurepas]

You feel abused now just wait till we get you back home

[Blitzkrenia]

*Tries, but fails to follow up with the continuous stream of posts

*Faints from self-created paradox in his mind

[Republica Espanola]

*Fire extinguishes*

You are a gentleman and a scholar!

*Downs Scotch and falls over*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

So I missed out on the fun so far...but I brought strippers!

What Kind of strippers?

The female kind.

Thanks for posting all these smilies so I can steal them...

They are pretty awesome, thats why I use them all the time,

I want a hug... Maury, gimme one.
*hiccups*

No problem, chère,

Two men hug me. One has a French accent.
Maury, Allby, je vous adore!!!!

[Anti-Social Darwinism]

*eats all of Kat's strawberries, except the ones dipped in white chocolate.*