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Maurepas
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Postby Maurepas » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:25 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
WhatchaTalkinBout wrote:*enters with machine gun and foam finger*

*goes into bathroom*

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY ANXIETY PILLS?!

*shoots up the bathroom*

Sorry, 900 already locked the bathroom. But have some dip!

And go ahead and have some spiked punch, and a garment from the package there, :lol:

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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:25 pm

WhatchaTalkinBout wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:
WhatchaTalkinBout wrote:*enters with machine gun and foam finger*

*goes into bathroom*

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY ANXIETY PILLS?!

*shoots up the bathroom*

Sorry, 900 already locked the bathroom. But have some dip!


Is it queso sauce?

Yes. I brought all kinds.
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Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
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Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Postby Blouman Empire » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:26 pm

Maurepas wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Barzan wrote:Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries? :twisted:


You are the drunk and easy secretary.

Now bend over bitch.

You'll have to pull me out of there first, >:( :p


Well you bend over too. :p
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:26 pm

I brought paella, tortilla española, turrón of Alicante and a few bottles of wine. Felicidades!!!
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Postby Anti-Social Darwinism » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:26 pm

Sarkhaan wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:*stumbles in through door*

*opens stationery cupboard*

*throws contents randomly around the room*

"The stuff in this cupboard, is not *hic*...stationary anymore"

This may be the single greatest thing I've ever seen posted in one of these threads.


*consumes deep fried artichoke hearts*

*catapults out a dish of spinach artichoke dip to appease the masses*


*Deftly snags the bowl of spinach artichoke dip.* Consider me appeased. *Heads off to a relatively quiet corner with dip, bread and Blue Moon. Sits quietly eating and drinking, watching the "festivities." Slides happily down the wall as the Blue Moon takes effect. Snores - loudly.*
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WhatchaTalkinBout
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Postby WhatchaTalkinBout » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:26 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
WhatchaTalkinBout wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:
WhatchaTalkinBout wrote:*enters with machine gun and foam finger*

*goes into bathroom*

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY ANXIETY PILLS?!

*shoots up the bathroom*

Sorry, 900 already locked the bathroom. But have some dip!


Is it queso sauce?

Yes. I brought all kinds.


Are there chicken wraps?
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Zeppy wrote:Jimmy Carter mad at America.
Jimmy Carter destroy America with boring books and malaise.
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Postby Maurepas » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:27 pm

Blouman Empire wrote:
Maurepas wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Barzan wrote:Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries? :twisted:


You are the drunk and easy secretary.

Now bend over bitch.

You'll have to pull me out of there first, >:( :p


Well you bend over too. :p

Maybe later, I'll have to get myself out of my trampoline/ground inducing stupor....

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Postby Blouman Empire » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:27 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I brought paella, tortilla española, turrón of Alicante and a few bottles of wine. Felicidades!!!


*Ears perk up*

Did someone say paella?
You know you've made it on NSG when you have a whole thread created around what you said.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:27 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I brought paella, tortilla española, turrón of Alicante and a few bottles of wine. Felicidades!!!

Y que tiene la paella?

Por favor no me diga que tiene arsénico.
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Bavin
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Postby Bavin » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:27 pm

Blouman Empire wrote:
Maurepas wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Barzan wrote:Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries? :twisted:


You are the drunk and easy secretary.

Now bend over bitch.

You'll have to pull me out of there first, >:( :p


Well you bend over too. :p

He's outside lying drunkenly in a trampoline in the back of someone's truck...
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JuNii
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Postby JuNii » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:28 pm

*watches antics.*

*Sneaks away and goes to security office.*

*begins taping all the images from the security cameras.*
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
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Postby Republica Espanola » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:28 pm

All I brought was a bottle of Scotch and a VHS of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back... do I still get some punch?
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Postby Blouman Empire » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:29 pm

Bavin wrote:He's outside lying drunkenly in a trampoline in the back of someone's truck...


So he is ready to be taken home then?

Whose the lucky guy with the truck?
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Postby Anti-Social Darwinism » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:29 pm

Republica Espanola wrote:All I brought was a bottle of Scotch and a VHS of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back... do I still get some punch?


*punches.*
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Postby Bavin » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:30 pm

Blouman Empire wrote:
Bavin wrote:He's outside lying drunkenly in a trampoline in the back of someone's truck...


So he is ready to be taken home then?

Whose the lucky guy with the truck?

900...
The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.- Carl Sagan

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Postby Blouman Empire » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:30 pm

Bavin wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Bavin wrote:He's outside lying drunkenly in a trampoline in the back of someone's truck...


So he is ready to be taken home then?

Whose the lucky guy with the truck?

900...


:o
You know you've made it on NSG when you have a whole thread created around what you said.
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Postby Republica Espanola » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:30 pm

Anti-Social Darwinism wrote:
Republica Espanola wrote:All I brought was a bottle of Scotch and a VHS of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back... do I still get some punch?


*punches.*

*Rubs black eye*

Hooray! I'm accepted!
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La Confederación Republicana de la República Española
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Postby Bavin » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:31 pm

Blouman Empire wrote:
Bavin wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Bavin wrote:He's outside lying drunkenly in a trampoline in the back of someone's truck...


So he is ready to be taken home then?

Whose the lucky guy with the truck?

900...


:o

900 is Conserative Morality, right?
The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.- Carl Sagan

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Postby Blouman Empire » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:32 pm

Bavin wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Bavin wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Bavin wrote:He's outside lying drunkenly in a trampoline in the back of someone's truck...


So he is ready to be taken home then?

Whose the lucky guy with the truck?

900...


:o

900 is Conserative Morality, right?


Yes, and he promised to take me home. :mad:
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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:32 pm

Maurepas wrote:
Warhaven wrote:I've been waiting all year for this.

*Grabs some chips and dip*

Delicious!

You'll regret that, :?


I don't know what your talking about.

*Suddenly looks surprised.*

BRB!

*Bangs on the locked bathroom door.*

LEMME IN! :(

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Maurepas
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Postby Maurepas » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:33 pm

Blouman Empire wrote:
Bavin wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Bavin wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Bavin wrote:He's outside lying drunkenly in a trampoline in the back of someone's truck...


So he is ready to be taken home then?

Whose the lucky guy with the truck?

900...


:o

900 is Conserative Morality, right?


Yes, and he promised to take me home. :mad:

If he's taking both of us home... :blink:

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Postby Anti-Social Darwinism » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:33 pm

Warhaven wrote:
Maurepas wrote:
Warhaven wrote:I've been waiting all year for this.

*Grabs some chips and dip*

Delicious!

You'll regret that, :?


I don't know what your talking about.

*Suddenly looks surprised.*

BRB!

*Bangs on the locked bathroom door.*

LEMME IN! :(


You shouldn't have to do that. I picked the lock a couple pages ago. Just try turning the knob.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:34 pm

Blouman Empire wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I brought paella, tortilla española, turrón of Alicante and a few bottles of wine. Felicidades!!!


*Ears perk up*

Did someone say paella?


I did!
*offers a plate*
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

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Warhaven
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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:35 pm

Anti-Social Darwinism wrote:
Warhaven wrote:
Maurepas wrote:
Warhaven wrote:I've been waiting all year for this.

*Grabs some chips and dip*

Delicious!

You'll regret that, :?


I don't know what your talking about.

*Suddenly looks surprised.*

BRB!

*Bangs on the locked bathroom door.*

LEMME IN! :(


You shouldn't have to do that. I picked the lock a couple pages ago. Just try turning the knob.


*breaks the door down instead*

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Postby Blouman Empire » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:35 pm

Maurepas wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Bavin wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Bavin wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Bavin wrote:He's outside lying drunkenly in a trampoline in the back of someone's truck...


So he is ready to be taken home then?

Whose the lucky guy with the truck?

900...


:o

900 is Conserative Morality, right?


Yes, and he promised to take me home. :mad:

If he's taking both of us home... :blink:


:eyebrow:

Manage a trios?

;)
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