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Zeppy
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Postby Zeppy » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:26 pm

Ehhe..ah! Jam on! Ohhh!

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Inchland
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Postby Inchland » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:27 pm

Zeppy wrote:Ehhe..ah! Jam on! Ohhh!


he he he *moonwalks*
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Barzan
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Postby Barzan » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:31 pm

Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries? :twisted:


Maurepas wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:*rigs up a cubicle to fall on it's first occupant*

Mehehe. No one will suspect such a deviant plot. Now, I'll just return to my secret lair...

*Sound of cubicle walls crashing down on a villain* I need a napkin! I think I spilled some punch on myself!

We are having cherry punch, right guys? Right?

Strawberry, actually, :p

I thought it was supposed to be Grape Flavour-Aid?
:lol2:
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Gauntleted Fist
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Postby Gauntleted Fist » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:33 pm

Sarkhaan wrote:*builds cubicle fort*

*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*

*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*

*initiates taunt strategy*

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Maurepas
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Postby Maurepas » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:34 pm

Barzan wrote:I thought it was supposed to be Grape Flavour-Aid?
:lol2:

The purple stuff is pretty good, :lol:

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Bavin
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Postby Bavin » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:34 pm

Gauntleted Fist wrote:
Sarkhaan wrote:*builds cubicle fort*

*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*

*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*

*initiates taunt strategy*
Builds Fort out of paper boxes mounted on pallets*

Hah! It's mobile bitches!
The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.- Carl Sagan

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Postby Gauntleted Fist » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:35 pm

Bavin wrote:
Gauntleted Fist wrote:
Sarkhaan wrote:*builds cubicle fort*

*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*

*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*

*initiates taunt strategy*
Builds Fort out of paper boxes mounted on pallets*

Hah! It's mobile bitches!

*begins assault on Ifreann's cubicle fort with long range cheddar bombardment*

Would you like to join in, comrade Bavin?

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Zykorinov
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Postby Zykorinov » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:36 pm

Excuse me... forts? People.. please.
*calls in his Drones*
Minions, attack these infidels!
i̛̺̯̝̥̗̬̲'̢̺͎͎̏ͪ̏ͪ̓m͚̠̑̊ͥͯͣ ̩͍͈̓͂͂̿a̛̬̞̗̻̱͎̙̔ ̱̮̜͗ͫfͬ́ͭ̽͏̤͍̟̤͖̼a̯͇ͣ̒̃͐̈́m͖̞̘̉̍ͦ͆ͯoͯ̆͗ͫ̽͏̰̻̜̬̲̞̺u͂ͪ̎ͥ̿̅̾̕ṣ͕͇̭ͩ͂͠ ̠̟͗̃̾͋ͩͅs̢͎̻̟̙͖̖̬ͪ̏̈̅t̝̮̥̳̭͍̥ͦ͊ǫ̪̥̾̿̏̾ͩͩ̅r̼͖̘̤̈͗̈́m̡̼͎̦̙̜̜ͪͫ̆̃̅ͩẗ̢̠͍́͗ͥ̈rͣ̾̌͏͎̤̣͉̮̹͙o̖̞͕͌o͖̯͙̝̺̔ͥ̓̽̒͑͝p͆e̙͌̍ͧͨr̵͇̳̲̼͎͛ͭͦͧ͛ͦͣ

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Bavin
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Postby Bavin » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:36 pm

Gauntleted Fist wrote:
Bavin wrote:
Gauntleted Fist wrote:
Sarkhaan wrote:*builds cubicle fort*

*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*

*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*

*initiates taunt strategy*
Builds Fort out of paper boxes mounted on pallets*

Hah! It's mobile bitches!

*begins assault on Ifreann's cubicle fort with long range cheddar bombardment*

Would you like to join in, comrade Bavin?

Indeed! Forward to victory!

*Rolls towards Ifreann's fort at high speed with a filing cabinet attached to the front*
The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.- Carl Sagan

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Barzan
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Postby Barzan » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:36 pm

Maurepas wrote:
Barzan wrote:I thought it was supposed to be Grape Flavour-Aid?
:lol2:

The purple stuff is pretty good, :lol:

Yes, YES!!! *twists handlebar moustache* You all just keep telling yourselves that and be ready when the comet arrives!
:evil:
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Sarkhaan
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Postby Sarkhaan » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:37 pm

Gauntleted Fist wrote:
Sarkhaan wrote:*builds cubicle fort*

*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*

*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*

*initiates taunt strategy*

*cowers in corner with bottle of liquid courage/tequilla*

Yes. This will end well.

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Gauntleted Fist
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Postby Gauntleted Fist » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:07 pm

Sarkhaan wrote:
Gauntleted Fist wrote:
Sarkhaan wrote:*builds cubicle fort*

*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*

*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*

*initiates taunt strategy*

*cowers in corner with bottle of liquid courage/tequilla*

Yes. This will end well.
Yes, it will.

For at least one party involved.

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Tunizcha
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Postby Tunizcha » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:19 pm

I brought the Kool-aid.
Barzan wrote: I'll stick with rape, thank you.

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Anti-Social Darwinism
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Postby Anti-Social Darwinism » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:20 pm

*Returns to party>* Hey, I just managed to pick the lock on the rest room, it's open now, if you need it. *ducks as a projectile passes overhead.* Wow, I leave for a few minutes and it turns violent. *throws plate of cold, deep-fried artichoke hearts in the general direction of a cubicle/fort.* Have at!
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Buffett and Colbert
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:25 pm

Tunizcha wrote:I brought the Kool-aid.

I already spiked the punch with arsenic. Your Kool-aid is unneeded.
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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Dumb Ideologies
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Mother Knows Best State

Postby Dumb Ideologies » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:34 pm

*stumbles in through door*

*opens stationery cupboard*

*throws contents randomly around the room*

"The stuff in this cupboard, is not *hic*...stationary anymore"

"Ah..I fuhkin luv you guys"

*Hic*

*Falls asleep on floor*

*Sleep-barfs*
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Blouman Empire
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Postby Blouman Empire » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:14 pm

Walks in drunk from another party.

*Starts drinking and catches a deep fried artichoke heart that is hurling through the air*

Barzan wrote:Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries? :twisted:


You are the drunk and easy secretary.

Now bend over bitch.
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Maurepas
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Postby Maurepas » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:17 pm

Blouman Empire wrote:
Barzan wrote:Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries? :twisted:


You are the drunk and easy secretary.

Now bend over bitch.

You'll have to pull me out of there first, >:( :p

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JuNii
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Postby JuNii » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:17 pm

brings the Almond Float
Image
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT

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Bavin
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Postby Bavin » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:19 pm

Maurepas wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Barzan wrote:Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries? :twisted:


You are the drunk and easy secretary.

Now bend over bitch.

You'll have to pull me out of there first, >:( :p

*Hits Maure on the way across the room, knocking him out of Barz and out the window onto a trampoline.*

At least you aren't naked this time.
The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.- Carl Sagan

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Sarkhaan
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Postby Sarkhaan » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:21 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:*stumbles in through door*

*opens stationery cupboard*

*throws contents randomly around the room*

"The stuff in this cupboard, is not *hic*...stationary anymore"

This may be the single greatest thing I've ever seen posted in one of these threads.


*consumes deep fried artichoke hearts*

*catapults out a dish of spinach artichoke dip to appease the masses*

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WhatchaTalkinBout
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Postby WhatchaTalkinBout » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:22 pm

*enters with machine gun and foam finger*

*goes into bathroom*

*checks medicine cabinet*

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY ANXIETY PILLS?!

*shoots up the bathroom*
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"What The Hell Are You Talking About?"
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Rhodmhire on the subject of me calling him powerful:
Rhodmhire wrote:
Me? Powerful?

Man, even I'm deeply scared by the thought of that.


Goldsaver on my response to a Palin/Beck 2012 campaign:
Goldsaver wrote:WhatchaTalkinBout '12! It's about time we had a cool president.


Zeppy on if the energy crisis is still a problem:
Zeppy wrote:Jimmy Carter mad at America.
Jimmy Carter destroy America with boring books and malaise.
Yes, it is.


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Maurepas
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Postby Maurepas » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:23 pm

Bavin wrote:
Maurepas wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Barzan wrote:Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries? :twisted:


You are the drunk and easy secretary.

Now bend over bitch.

You'll have to pull me out of there first, >:( :p

*Hits Maure on the way across the room, knocking him out of Barz and out the window onto a trampoline.*

At least you aren't naked this time.

Uoumf!

ImageWoah, lol...

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Buffett and Colbert
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:23 pm

WhatchaTalkinBout wrote:*enters with machine gun and foam finger*

*goes into bathroom*

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY ANXIETY PILLS?!

*shoots up the bathroom*

Sorry, 900 already locked the bathroom. But have some dip!
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.

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WhatchaTalkinBout
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Postby WhatchaTalkinBout » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:24 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
WhatchaTalkinBout wrote:*enters with machine gun and foam finger*

*goes into bathroom*

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY ANXIETY PILLS?!

*shoots up the bathroom*

Sorry, 900 already locked the bathroom. But have some dip!


Is it queso sauce?
"What The Hell Are You Talking About?"
-Every American on FOX News
Rhodmhire on the subject of me calling him powerful:
Rhodmhire wrote:
Me? Powerful?

Man, even I'm deeply scared by the thought of that.


Goldsaver on my response to a Palin/Beck 2012 campaign:
Goldsaver wrote:WhatchaTalkinBout '12! It's about time we had a cool president.


Zeppy on if the energy crisis is still a problem:
Zeppy wrote:Jimmy Carter mad at America.
Jimmy Carter destroy America with boring books and malaise.
Yes, it is.


I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, and you are only going to kill a man.
-Che Guevara
Supreme Overlord of LOL WUT...
...and a proud Grammar Nazi!
My Computer's Speakers Smell Like Cleaning Supplies
Having a bad day? Try Fukitol!
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