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Postby Ashmoria » Mon Dec 02, 2013 7:09 am

Ausira wrote:http://www.thelivingmoon.com/41pegasus/02files/Proof_that_Santa_Claus_is_Real.html

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Hello and Happy Holidays to Everyone...
Its been a bit slow lately so I did some side research on a Seasonally correct topic.

A lot has been said about the 'Myth' that is Santa Claus but have we had any real hard evidence that he exists?

We all know that if enough people believe in something, it does give something 'reality' and millions of kids and adults around the world cannot all be wrong can they?

The US Postal Service does indeed handle mail to Santa... has anyone (other than the movie "Miracle on 34th Street" where the lawyer used the Post Office to prove his case) ever asked "Where does it go?" So here we have ONE government agency that recognizes his existence.

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WASHINGTON, DC - Santa Claus has a lot in common with the United States Postal Service. Santa's customer satisfaction levels directly relate to consistent, on-time delivery. Neither rain nor snow nor heat nor gloom of night keeps Santa and his dedicated helpers from providing joy at millions of homes the world over. While Santa's been doing it a bit longer than the Postal Service, for more than two centuries he's relied almost exclusively on U.S. Postal Service letter carriers to bring him letters from girls and boys all across America.

This holiday season will be no different. The Postal Service is gearing up for a huge mail delivery to the North Pole to help Santa and his elves get ready for the big day.

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Letters addressed to Santa at the North Pole, AK - as well as other holiday mail - can be given directly to letter carriers. They don't have to be placed in collection boxes or taken to the Post Office. And, as always, families with curbside mailboxes can put mail in their mailboxes for pick up.

Postal elves at the nearby North Pole Post Office will postmark Santas replies and mail them back to the children.


http://www.theguardian.com/science/2000 ... technology
In his book, Unweaving The Rainbow, Richard Dawkins boasts that he tried to tell a six-year-old child that Father Christmas didn't exist. His argument was that Father Christmas would not be able to climb down all those chimneys and tiptoe noiselessly to the bedsides of hundreds of millions of children, all in one night. There simply wouldn't be enough time, even if reindeer were hypersonic.
Well, apart from being a somewhat cruel thing to do to a small child (the distinguished professor for the public understanding of science should pick on someone his own size), the argument is, to be charitable, an incomplete explanation. Dawkins may be no slouch when it comes to evolution, but he knows (by his own admission) rather less about physics. Of course Father Christmas exists, and he can visit arbitrarily as many children has he pleases in as short a time as is convenient, barring mid-air reindeer pile- ups. The reason is that Father Christmas is a Macroscopic Quantum Object.

Let me explain. It is a feature of the quantum world that particles - such as electrons - can be in more than one place at a time, provided that nobody is watching. In a famous experiment known as the "two-slit" test, physicists have been able to fire a single particle at an opaque plate with two separate slits in it. The diffraction pattern seen on the other side of the slits suggests that the particle passes through both holes at once and interacts with itself. However, if detectors are placed at the slits, to see which slit the particle passes through, the diffraction pattern disappears, and the particle can be seen to pass through either one slit or the other, but not both.

The key lies in the fact of observation. Provided that nobody seeks to measure the effect with more than a certain amount of precision, the particle keeps all its options open. But if someone looks too closely, the particle makes its choice. In the language of physics, its quantum wavefunction collapses.

Now, let's think of Father Christmas as a particle, obeying the rules of the quantum world. Following the logic of the two-slit experiment, it is perfectly possible for him to visit all the good children of the world simultaneously, provided that he does so unseen. If he is spotted, his wavefunction will collapse and he will be revealed as your Dad with a comedy beard after all. The quantum nature of Father Christmas explains the taboo against seeing him do his job - which Dawkins does not explain.

But there's more. It is possible to object that Father Christmas is far too large, rubicund and jolly to be a particle. In the real-life, macroscopic world of people, elves and flying reindeer, the quantum behaviour of each of the squillions of particles from which we are made averages out, so what we see is the everyday phenomenon of causes preceding effects, and people who can never be in two places at once.

Cynics might attribute this last consequence to the deficiencies of Railtrack, but it is a fact that real people, even bearded men with red hats and big boots, tend to be found in discrete locations, irrespective of whether they are being watched or not.

This objection doesn't wash, however, because it is possible to have macroscopic quantum objects that are larger than single particles. Scientists have managed to choreograph large clusters of atoms to behave as if they were just one particle, in a kind of nanoscopic Busby Berkeley routine. Admittedly, these clusters are too small to see with the naked eye, let alone qualify as cheerful red- faced men with sacks full of gifts, but the point is made.

Importantly, these macroscopic quantum objects observe the rules of the quantum world when cooled to within a whisker of absolute zero - minus 273 C. Any warmer than this, and the choreography breaks down and the clusters behave like any old bunch of atoms.

Nevertheless, in this frigidity might lie an explanation for another feature of Father Christmas that Dawkins neglects to explain - the undeniable fact that Father Christmas traditionally inhabits cold places, such as Lapland or the North Pole. OK, so neither of these places gets as chilly as absolute zero, but it must count for something that no deserving child would address their wish list to hot places such as, say, Borneo or Brazil. The very idea is quite ridiculous. QED (which stands for Quantum Electrodynamics, as any fule kno.)


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Is he real?
Is he fake?
Discuss.
I think he is our God, and created us all in the name of gifts.
His elves has to be real, because they exist in every single religion. (Except monotheism)

This is a religion where there are TWO Gods. Saint Nick (Santa), and Mrs. Claws. That's my belief.

E: Not a troll thread, this is where we discuss if he's real. Not if he should be 'lied' about. (Heretics must be given coal)


I have no position on this subject one way or the other

but

when my son was of the santa age I told him that people who believe in santa get presents from santa, those who don't, don't.

therefore it is wise to consider santa to be real.
whatever

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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Mon Dec 02, 2013 7:15 am

Are these "human rights" in the room with us right now?
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Postby DesAnges » Mon Dec 02, 2013 7:24 am

If he is not the same as the stone cold badass depicted in South Park then I don't want him to be real.
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Postby The Peoples of Xaer » Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:22 am

DesAnges wrote:If he is not the same as the stone cold badass depicted in South Park then I don't want him to be real.

I'd settle for Santa as shown in Rise of the Guardians, frankly. I mean, did you see the way he drives the sleigh in that?! Total maniac badass!

Additionally, holy shit, somebody took Reploid up on that 'start a new thread if you want to debate about Santa.' Bravo, NSG. Bravo. :clap:

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Postby Immoren » Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:30 am

Santa is an anthropomorphic personification of the Winter Nights and the Rising Sun at the New Year's Morning. *nods*
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discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there

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Postby Hodor Hodor » Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:49 am

The Peoples of Xaer wrote:
DesAnges wrote:If he is not the same as the stone cold badass depicted in South Park then I don't want him to be real.

I'd settle for Santa as shown in Rise of the Guardians, frankly. I mean, did you see the way he drives the sleigh in that?! Total maniac badass!

Additionally, holy shit, somebody took Reploid up on that 'start a new thread if you want to debate about Santa.' Bravo, NSG. Bravo. :clap:


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What is or isn't real? The only things I can really be sure of are my own thoughts, memories, senses, etc... I have never even seen any confirmation that other people are in a similar state. For all I know everyone else is just some sort of puppet or something.

The idea of Santa definitely exists. It might not apply to a single physical entity that exist in the real world but that idea has been attached to someone that left me presents when I was a kid. Thus Santa is that person.
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Postby Herrebrugh » Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:53 am

Of course not.

He's a cheap knockoff of Sinterklaas.
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Postby Immoren » Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:54 am

Herrebrugh wrote:Of course not.

He's a cheap knockoff of Sinterklaas.


Obviously they are different aspects/avatars of same anthropomorphic personification/deity/whatever. *nods*
:p
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discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there

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Postby Veliria » Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:58 am

There is no Santa in the Dominion...

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Postby Minarchist States » Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:58 am

Santa is the king of the frost giants, obv.
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Postby Bolrieg » Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:59 am

I always get coal for Christmas :(

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Postby Veliria » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:00 am

Bolrieg wrote:I always get coal for Christmas :(


I think someone has been bad :)

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Postby Soled » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:02 am

Maybe...

But last time i found him in a trash bag, so maybe, no.
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Postby Veliria » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:02 am

Soled wrote:Maybe...

But last time i found him in a trash bag, so maybe, no.


A hobo?

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Postby Veliria » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:03 am

Immoren wrote:
Herrebrugh wrote:Of course not.

He's a cheap knockoff of Sinterklaas.


Obviously they are different aspects/avatars of same anthropomorphic personification/deity/whatever. *nods*
:p


ANTHRO SANTA!?!

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Postby Immoren » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:05 am

Veliria wrote:
Immoren wrote:
Obviously they are different aspects/avatars of same anthropomorphic personification/deity/whatever. *nods*
:p


ANTHRO SANTA!?!

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discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there

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Postby Veliria » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:07 am

Immoren wrote:
Veliria wrote:
ANTHRO SANTA!?!

Anthropomorphic Personification


Oh my. Guess I will make Pony Santa legal but human Santa illegal.

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Postby DesAnges » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:09 am

Veliria wrote:


Oh my. Guess I will make Pony Santa legal but human Santa illegal.

That's nice, but General is OOC.
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Postby Veliria » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:10 am

DesAnges wrote:
Veliria wrote:
Oh my. Guess I will make Pony Santa legal but human Santa illegal.

That's nice, but General is OOC.



So, are you one of the Santa Worshipers?

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Postby Shadeland » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:23 am

Sweet mother of Mew what have I seen in this thread?
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Postby Immoren » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:23 am

Shadeland wrote:Sweet mother of Mew what have I seen in this thread?


I don't know. Qhat did you see?
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discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there

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Postby Cameroi » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:23 am

in what sense real?
there are nonphysical things that are real.
that about which no one knows anything.
but nonphysical things, have this slight difficulty with attempting to bear physical gifts.
since being nonphysical, those who can manipulate physical matter are extremely rare.
sapient, even sentient, physical beings, however, are, perfectly capable of expressing generosity and creativity in an endless diversity of physical form.

there was someone named nickolas who was sainted for bailing prostitutes or children out of a pawn shop or other difficult situation, the stories vary widely, and who was later depicted by a political cartoonists in a form at first closely resembling that of kropotkin, oddly enough, who, like nickolas, had been russian.

how real is that? well its something that really happened.

then there have been various artistic entertainments such as myrical on 49th street, which helped to create and perpetuate the 'santa' legend.

there being of course several problems with reindeer sleighs and especially chimneys, in today's modern world, where if there is anything resembling a chimney at all, it would be much too small in cercomfrance to be navigated by anything larger then a mouse, unless it were an extreme shape changer of some kind.

a slightly more convincing possibility might be a nyriead of artificial trees, who can make gift wrapped presents some how magically appear beneath them.
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Postby DesAnges » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:24 am

Veliria wrote:
DesAnges wrote:That's nice, but General is OOC.



So, are you one of the Santa Worshipers?

Who is Wor and why should he be sexually attracted/ive to Santa?
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Postby Shadeland » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:27 am

Immoren wrote:
Shadeland wrote:Sweet mother of Mew what have I seen in this thread?


I don't know. Qhat did you see?

Things that disturb me, things I do not and rather not understand.
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Postby Immoren » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:29 am

Shadeland wrote:
Immoren wrote:
I don't know. Qhat did you see?

Things that disturb me, things I do not and rather not understand.

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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
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discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there

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