Is Santa Real?

[New haven america]

Of course I am!

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I'd say he's a ghost. He haunts Christmas and spreads an aura of terror, causing mass hysteria as people feel they must give gifts to each other to ward off the cold hand of Claus.
This aura leaves a horrid miasma in its wake which chokes the senses forcing many to cut down heavily scented pine trees to combat the creeping stench in their homes.
Those alone at Christmas are the most effected, with no-one to share gifts, they experience the crushing fears of total loneliness.

[Regnum Dominae]

Ah, I can't help but put forth a small reply before bed. Too much anti-faith in this thread already.

Santa is real but not everything pop culture and propaganda says about Santa is true. Santa does give gifts to those who are worthy and he has high standards. My personal belief is that only a small percentage of the population actually gets gifts from him since his standards are higher than people expect. People DO get gifts from Santa but.....some parents of unworthy children fake it so their children think they are getting gifts from Santa. That is where the anti-Santa myth comes from.

Another thing is that Santa is a supernatural being that is not bound by the laws of "science" or "physics" as some call it. My personal opinion is that his power comes from God, and with God anything is possible. I believe that he may even have the ability to manipulate the memories of certain parents, such as planting false memories of buying a toy Santa gives a worthy child. No science can disprove Santa because he is above science.

Remember you must have FAITH in Santa. By his own doing you will never get 100% proof of his existence.

This has got to be one of the most bizarre things I have read on NSG. And that's saying a lot.

[Camelza]

He is real ...a real tyrant that is; for years he has oppresed the Arctic elf proletariat, making us work overtime, claiming it's "for the kids". I say screw him, we could manage all the toy distribution thingy by ourselves alone, this time distributing equally ...From each elf according to its ability, to each kid according to its need, I say.

[Indira]

Someone believes he exists, ergo he exists. Dicsworld science;D

[Nervium]

Santa isn't real, the Yule Lads are.

[The Revolutionary Fighters of Intel]

He is real ...a real tyrant that is; for years he has oppresed the Arctic elf proletariat, making us work overtime, claiming it's "for the kids". I say screw him, we could manage all the toy distribution thingy by ourselves alone, this time distributing equally ...From each elf according to its ability, to each kid according to its need, I say.

Australia is ready and willing to bomb Santa for you. Then the elves can begin Operation: Red Suit, the mass extermination of penguins.

[L Ron Cupboard]

Just another name for Amazon.

[God Kefka]

You don't get it do you?

Oh, were you serious? Let me laugh with a bigger font:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

What have you been smoking?

[Nervium]

He is real ...a real tyrant that is; for years he has oppresed the Arctic elf proletariat, making us work overtime, claiming it's "for the kids". I say screw him, we could manage all the toy distribution thingy by ourselves alone, this time distributing equally ...From each elf according to its ability, to each kid according to its need, I say.

Australia is ready and willing to bomb Santa for you. Then the elves can begin Operation: Red Suit, the mass extermination of penguins.

But... penguins live on the Antartic... Santa on the Artic...


You just broke a few Geneva Convention rules there.

[The Revolutionary Fighters of Intel]

Australia is ready and willing to bomb Santa for you. Then the elves can begin Operation: Red Suit, the mass extermination of penguins.

But... penguins live on the Antartic... Santa on the Artic...


You just broke a few Geneva Convention rules there.

If we help the Elves defeat the Santa in the North they can use their magical pipe to travel straight through the centre of the Earth to the South.

Who cares about the Geneva Convention when those damn penguins are constantly mocking you.

[Seljuq Kyiv]

Sanaa is real. You can ask any scientist out there.

[Seljuq Kyiv]

Ah, I can't help but put forth a small reply before bed. Too much anti-faith in this thread already.

Santa is real but not everything pop culture and propaganda says about Santa is true. Santa does give gifts to those who are worthy and he has high standards. My personal belief is that only a small percentage of the population actually gets gifts from him since his standards are higher than people expect. People DO get gifts from Santa but.....some parents of unworthy children fake it so their children think they are getting gifts from Santa. That is where the anti-Santa myth comes from.

Another thing is that Santa is a supernatural being that is not bound by the laws of "science" or "physics" as some call it. My personal opinion is that his power comes from God, and with God anything is possible. I believe that he may even have the ability to manipulate the memories of certain parents, such as planting false memories of buying a toy Santa gives a worthy child. No science can disprove Santa because he is above science.

Remember you must have FAITH in Santa. By his own doing you will never get 100% proof of his existence.

This has got to be one of the most bizarre things I have read on NSG. And that's saying a lot.

Why would God go through all those acrobatics just to get an old man to give people gifts? He could just very well place an angel in disguise walking around the Earth for eternity, cause that's cool.

[Kingdom of Israel]

What the fuck did I just read?

[Towson]

Santa is a real as God or A Black Libertrian party Member.

[Towson]

What the fuck did I just read?

Yay your back! now back to fearing you when ever (Intsert some Anti-Nationalist Thread) is made!

Also when will Demokrateca elections occer?

[Kingdom of Israel]

What the fuck did I just read?

Yay your back! now back to fearing you when ever (Intsert some Anti-Nationalist Thread) is made!

Now the question would be why the "you're back"?
I didn't leave

[Kingdom of Israel]

What the fuck did I just read?

Yay your back! now back to fearing you when ever (Intsert some Anti-Nationalist Thread) is made!

Also when will Demokrateca elections occer?

I guess I'll appoint you as the OP of the elections, I'm too lazy.

[Towson]

Yay your back! now back to fearing you when ever (Intsert some Anti-Nationalist Thread) is made!

Now the question would be why the "you're back"?
I didn't leave

I just thought you were gone as I did not see you anywhere.Must of been my computer promblems that keeped me alway from NS for a while.

[Towson]

Yay your back! now back to fearing you when ever (Intsert some Anti-Nationalist Thread) is made!

Also when will Demokrateca elections occer?

I guess I'll appoint you as the OP of the elections, I'm too lazy.

Well I was planing a Demolrateca 2.0 that was to have a History and whould fuction as a "Real" nation that whould be "Alive".

[Esternial]

But, proof is on youtube. Look it up, ya silly.

Nothing good has ever come out of someone saying those words.

[Kingdom of Israel]

I guess I'll appoint you as the OP of the elections, I'm too lazy.

Well I was planing a Demolrateca 2.0 that was to have a History and whould fuction as a "Real" nation that whould be "Alive".

What do you mean? (Send me a Telegram, this is not the place for discussion)

[Communaria]

Part 1


S-A-N-T-A

Move the position of exactly one of the above letters and you get the REAL first name of Santa Claus (and his real identity)... Hint: it is a name you have heard before and it ends with a consonant...

Part 2

Now that you have his real first name... you can get his last name too. Look closely at this word:

C-L-A-U-S

Now focus on the fourth letter above. How do you switch that letter with a consonant letter and still keep almost the exact same pronunciation for the word above?

Part 3

Congratulations.

Next time someone talks to you about Santa Claus. You get to smile smugly and understand that you are one of the few who knows the true identity, real first name, and real last name of the being known as Santa Claus.

Satan Claws? 0_0

[Xirnium]

Already asked and answered. Refer to the September 21, 1897, edition of The Sun (New York).

Yes, (Virginia), there is a Santa Clause.

[Ausira]

Already asked and answered. Refer to the September 21, 1897, edition of The Sun (New York).

Yes, (Virginia), there is a Santa Clause.

[ IMAGE OF HERESY ] HERESY [ IMAGE OF HERESY ]

I love how this thread became filled with believers and heretics.

Anyone who does not believe, just watch Polar Express. You will find the truth, and will soon be brought the the light. Keep looking at the light! That's snow. Or, if you live in the desert, that's the sun. Stop staring at it. It'll make you blind.

So, back ontopic. Why is Santa real? Or, why is he fake? Please, everyone. Respond!