Is Santa Real?

[Seljuq Kyiv]

Sorry to disappoint you but spiratuatality is a poor excuse for evidence. Unless you have solid evidence theirs no reason we should take you seriously. If were supposed to believe things without question we might as well have all bowed down to Hitlers ayrian invasion theory (which is not only racist, but was also later proved false). As for the NORAD evidence their not saying that theirs actually Santa Claws up there. Its just an event they do for fun so people don't have such a sour opinion when they hear things about NORAD. I already provided some reasons to debunk Santa on page 7 of the forum, and the only answer i got was magic which is not credible nor can it be taken seriously by the vasy majority of people. As for the historical belief don't forget that centuries ago people were extremely uneducated, and believed anything even if it was absolutely ricidulous. As for all of you who don't believe Santa is real good for you I'm glad to see their are other sane people here.

Your claims have no grounds upon logic, and I have proof. Sanaa really does exist, and I have a picture as evidence.

[Fartsniffage]

What am about to show you is classified top secret. It contains information that the United States military is complicent in the destruction of Santa Claus, and has therefore ruined Christmas.

The below image is an artist conception of what leaked images of the interception of Santa's sleigh may have looked like.

Shocking. I have lost all faith in my nation.

Lets just assume for a moment Santa was real so i can play along. Quite frankly i don't see this as a bad thing considering, that if Santa were real he uses slave labo and breaks into people's homes as well as being baised influencing politics. However Santa isn't real so this never happened, and i assume that this is a joke.

I bet you're fun to be around at parties....

[GrandKirche]

Of course. Why else is my fireplace full of soot and dislodged bricks every December 25th? Either a clinically obese magician is coming down the chimney or we have a really fat burglar leaving us presents...wait, that's still Father Christmas

[The Emerald Legion]

You know. Something just occurred to me.

Santa gives toys to all the children regardless of ability to pay so long as they are good.

He's never shown to pay his elves who seemingly work for free.

And he wears red.

Communist Claus.

[GrandKirche]

You know. Something just occurred to me.

Santa gives toys to all the children regardless of ability to pay so long as they are good.

He's never shown to pay his elves who seemingly work for free.

And he wears red.

Communist Claus.

As long as they're good means a value based judgement.

The elves are provided with all necessary resources and have no chance of other employment.

And he wears a marketing gimmick from coca-cola.

Meritocratic-slavery-capitalist Claus

[Occupied Deutschland]

You know. Something just occurred to me.

Santa gives toys to all the children regardless of ability to pay so long as they are good.

He's never shown to pay his elves who seemingly work for free.

And he wears red.

Communist Claus.

As long as they're good means a value based judgement.

The elves are provided with all necessary resources and have no chance of other employment.

And he wears a marketing gimmick from coca-cola.

Meritocratic-slavery-capitalist Claus

Santa is Saint Nicholas.

Catholic Claus.

[Universal Socialism]

Sorry to disappoint you but spiratuatality is a poor excuse for evidence. Unless you have solid evidence theirs no reason we should take you seriously. If were supposed to believe things without question we might as well have all bowed down to Hitlers ayrian invasion theory (which is not only racist, but was also later proved false). As for the NORAD evidence their not saying that theirs actually Santa Claws up there. Its just an event they do for fun so people don't have such a sour opinion when they hear things about NORAD. I already provided some reasons to debunk Santa on page 7 of the forum, and the only answer i got was magic which is not credible nor can it be taken seriously by the vasy majority of people. As for the historical belief don't forget that centuries ago people were extremely uneducated, and believed anything even if it was absolutely ricidulous. As for all of you who don't believe Santa is real good for you I'm glad to see their are other sane people here.

Your claims have no grounds upon logic, and I have proof. Sanaa really does exist, and I have a picture as evidence.

If your proof is a picture with a fuzzy spot in the air, you may have to try harder then that. Those things can easility be faked, or it could be something totally different mistaken for Santa. Besides isn't Santa supposed to come out at night not during the day. Also the real people you should be showing your proof to is the Scientific Community after that comes the media, and perhaps the United Nations.

[Jingleton]

Of course he is real! Santa is my father and the Head of Jingleton! There is NO doubt that Santa IS REAL!!!!!!!!!

[Sun Wukong]

As long as they're good means a value based judgement.

The elves are provided with all necessary resources and have no chance of other employment.

And he wears a marketing gimmick from coca-cola.

Meritocratic-slavery-capitalist Claus

Santa is Saint Nicholas.

Catholic Claus.

His name is actually Santos, and the whole thing is an elaborate heroin racket.

Cartel Claus.

[Sun Wukong]

Your claims have no grounds upon logic, and I have proof. Sanaa really does exist, and I have a picture as evidence.

If your proof is a picture with a fuzzy spot in the air, you may have to try harder then that. Those things can easility be faked, or it could be something totally different mistaken for Santa. Besides isn't Santa supposed to come out at night not during the day. Also the real people you should be showing your proof to is the Scientific Community after that comes the media, and perhaps the United Nations.

You have spectacularly missed the joke.

[Uelvan]

Your claims have no grounds upon logic, and I have proof. Sanaa really does exist, and I have a picture as evidence.

If your proof is a picture with a fuzzy spot in the air, you may have to try harder then that. Those things can easility be faked, or it could be something totally different mistaken for Santa. Besides isn't Santa supposed to come out at night not during the day. Also the real people you should be showing your proof to is the Scientific Community after that comes the media, and perhaps the United Nations.

Bro, Sanaa does exist.

[The Corparation]

You know. Something just occurred to me.

Santa gives toys to all the children regardless of ability to pay so long as they are good.

He's never shown to pay his elves who seemingly work for free.

And he wears red.

Communist Claus.

"The Santa Department is infested with communists. I have here in my hand a list of 205 names—a list of reindeer and elves that were made known to the Secretary of Santa as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still pulling sleds and making Toys in the Santa Department."
-This message brought to you by Joe McCarthy. Keeping Christmas commie free since 1950.

[Universal Socialism]

If your proof is a picture with a fuzzy spot in the air, you may have to try harder then that. Those things can easility be faked, or it could be something totally different mistaken for Santa. Besides isn't Santa supposed to come out at night not during the day. Also the real people you should be showing your proof to is the Scientific Community after that comes the media, and perhaps the United Nations.

Bro, Sanaa does exist.

Your photo proof is even worse. You can't even see anything that could be called Santa even by mistake.

[The Corparation]

Bro, Sanaa does exist.

(Image)

Your photo proof is even worse. You can't even see anything that could be called Santa even by mistake.

The Joke.

Your Head.

[The Emerald Legion]

You know. Something just occurred to me.

Santa gives toys to all the children regardless of ability to pay so long as they are good.

He's never shown to pay his elves who seemingly work for free.

And he wears red.

Communist Claus.

"The Santa Department is infested with communists. I have here in my hand a list of 205 names—a list of reindeer and elves that were made known to the Secretary of Santa as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still pulling sleds and making Toys in the Santa Department."
-This message brought to you by Joe McCarthy. Keeping Christmas commie free since 1950.

He is my distant relative.

[DrakoLand]

If he isn't real who brought me presents and ate all my melomakarona and kourabiedes?

Obama did it.

But... but I live in Greece

[Herrebrugh]

Bro, Sanaa does exist.

Your photo proof is even worse. You can't even see anything that could be called Santa even by mistake.

You must be fun at parties.

[Seljuq Kyiv]

Your claims have no grounds upon logic, and I have proof. Sanaa really does exist, and I have a picture as evidence.

(Image)

If your proof is a picture with a fuzzy spot in the air, you may have to try harder then that. Those things can easility be faked, or it could be something totally different mistaken for Santa. Besides isn't Santa supposed to come out at night not during the day. Also the real people you should be showing your proof to is the Scientific Community after that comes the media, and perhaps the United Nations.

It's not a fuzzy spot in the air I am referring to.

[New Waterford]

It seems unlikely, but I do not wish to judge people who believe in him.

[Universal Socialism]

If your proof is a picture with a fuzzy spot in the air, you may have to try harder then that. Those things can easility be faked, or it could be something totally different mistaken for Santa. Besides isn't Santa supposed to come out at night not during the day. Also the real people you should be showing your proof to is the Scientific Community after that comes the media, and perhaps the United Nations.

It's not a fuzzy spot in the air I am referring to.

To be honest I don't see Santa Claus anywhere it looks like some random marketplace to me, at most perhaps theirs a festival going on. How about we end this debate, for it seems neither of us are getting anywhere with this.

[Philosophii]

Santa and his 12 Divine Reindeer should be acknowledged as the One True God. Death to all those who oppose glorious Santa.

[With Teeth]

It's not a fuzzy spot in the air I am referring to.

To be honest I don't see Santa Claus anywhere it looks like some random marketplace to me, at most perhaps theirs a festival going on. How about we end this debate, for it seems neither of us are getting anywhere with this.

He proved that Sanaa exists.

[Aeken]

It's not a fuzzy spot in the air I am referring to.

(Image)

To be honest I don't see Santa Claus anywhere it looks like some random marketplace to me, at most perhaps theirs a festival going on. How about we end this debate, for it seems neither of us are getting anywhere with this.

Sanaa. Search it up.

[Pan Asian Amercian Coalition]

Sorry to disappoint you, but Santa only exists in his current form because he wants you to buy more coca-cola. Before the 1940s, you had Krampus, and that SUCKED.

[Dakran]

Yes. I am Santa.