Is Santa Real?

[The Grey Wolf]

A fat guy who literally visits every house with a chimney? Plus, what about the faithful who live in trailers?

They have an exhaust pipe, no?

What are you smoking and where can I get some?

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

A fat guy who literally visits every house with a chimney? Plus, what about the faithful who live in trailers?

They have an exhaust pipe, no?

A fat guy who literally visits every house with a chimney? Plus, what about the faithful who live in trailers?

Or tropical countries where chimneys aren't necessary at all in the first place.

[The Revolutionary Fighters of Intel]

They have an exhaust pipe, no?

What are you smoking and where can I get some?

I'm not sure you would want what he is having.

[Ausira]

Santa is love. Santa is life.

No, on a serious note, is he real? Explain why/why not, please!

Actually, he's very much real. He's hipster-zombie Tojo Hideki. He gained a lot of weight after WWII, and submitted himself to his American overlords, thus explaining his white skin and /fabulous/ facial hair.

A... misguided believer.

Or tropical countries where chimneys aren't necessary at all in the first place.

Or people who don't even have homes?

He visits their alleys.

They have an exhaust pipe, no?

What are you smoking and where can I get some?

I'm smoking oxygen. You have to be on Earth before you can get some, alien life-form.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Santa is love. Santa is life.

No, on a serious note, is he real? Explain why/why not, please!

Actually, he's very much real. He's hipster-zombie Tojo Hideki. He gained a lot of weight after WWII, and submitted himself to his American overlords, thus explaining his white skin and /fabulous/ facial hair.

Is he Real? He used to be, seriously, St. Nicholas. However, with the passage of time Santa Claus took his place in folklore. Ta-da!

[The Grey Wolf]

Santa is love. Santa is life.

No, on a serious note, is he real? Explain why/why not, please!

Actually, he's very much real. He's hipster-zombie Tojo Hideki. He gained a lot of weight after WWII, and submitted himself to his American overlords, thus explaining his white skin and /fabulous/ facial hair.

So does this mean that General McArthur is the Grinch?

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

I'm smoking oxygen. You have to be on Earth before you can get some, alien life-form.

While it smokes the glicosis inside your cells.

Smokeception.

[Ausira]

Actually, he's very much real. He's hipster-zombie Tojo Hideki. He gained a lot of weight after WWII, and submitted himself to his American overlords, thus explaining his white skin and /fabulous/ facial hair.

Is he Real? He used to be, seriously, St. Nicholas. However, with the passage of time Santa Claus took his place in folklore. Ta-da!

Do not disguide the believers, please. Accept that he gave you presents before. You just might not remember it. I remember the first time he gave me presents. "It was a bright light, and my mother was there, and then... DOINK! "Not yet, stupid!" Then I woke up back here, with you all."

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

My point didn't even suffer an attempt of explanation, absurd it could be.

Tsk, tsk. Typical temperate racism.

[Empire of Narnia]

Ah, I can't help but put forth a small reply before bed. Too much anti-faith in this thread already.

Santa is real but not everything pop culture and propaganda says about Santa is true. Santa does give gifts to those who are worthy and he has high standards. My personal belief is that only a small percentage of the population actually gets gifts from him since his standards are higher than people expect. People DO get gifts from Santa but.....some parents of unworthy children fake it so their children think they are getting gifts from Santa. That is where the anti-Santa myth comes from.

Another thing is that Santa is a supernatural being that is not bound by the laws of "science" or "physics" as some call it. My personal opinion is that his power comes from God, and with God anything is possible. I believe that he may even have the ability to manipulate the memories of certain parents, such as planting false memories of buying a toy Santa gives a worthy child. No science can disprove Santa because he is above science.

Remember you must have FAITH in Santa. By his own doing you will never get 100% proof of his existence.

[Lianhua (Ancient)]

Actually, he's very much real. He's hipster-zombie Tojo Hideki. He gained a lot of weight after WWII, and submitted himself to his American overlords, thus explaining his white skin and /fabulous/ facial hair.

So does this mean that General McArthur is the Grinch?

How'd you find out? And Mrs. Claus is actually Ishiwara Kanji. He wears his apron and bakes Gingerbread men while Tojo's out visiting all the good children around the world.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

So does this mean that General McArthur is the Grinch?

How'd you find out? And Mrs. Claus is actually Ishiwara Kanji. He wears his apron and bakes Gingerbread men while Tojo's out visiting all the good children around the world.

http://vimeo.com/18159097

I just thought of this with the highlighted phrase

[The Flood]

He is very real, he's just been dead for 1500 years

[Ausira]

He is very real, he's just been dead for 1500 years

Do not say that about my God, please. You are not very real, you've just been dead for 0051 years.

[Olthar]

Wat? ._.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Wat? ._.

Just go along with it and pretend we are going on a mission to kill zombie Santa *nods*

[Olthar]

Wat? ._.

Just go along with it and pretend we are going on a mission to kill zombie Santa *nods*

I think there's a flash game about that...

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Just go along with it and pretend we are going on a mission to kill zombie Santa *nods*

I think there's a flash game about that...

Really? I wouldn't have known. I'll go kill that bastard in the flash game then.

[The Revolutionary Fighters of Intel]

Just go along with it and pretend we are going on a mission to kill zombie Santa *nods*

I think there's a flash game about that...

Could I join this mission to kill Santa?

[Shamhnan Insir]

I'd say he's a ghost. He haunts Christmas and spreads an aura of terror, causing mass hysteria as people feel they must give gifts to each other to ward off the cold hand of Claus.
This aura leaves a horrid miasma in its wake which chokes the senses forcing many to cut down heavily scented pine trees to combat the creeping stench in their homes.
Those alone at Christmas are the most effected, with no-one to share gifts, they experience the crushing fears of total loneliness.

[God Kefka]

Part 1


S-A-N-T-A

Move the position of exactly one of the above letters and you get the REAL first name of Santa Claus (and his real identity)... Hint: it is a name you have heard before and it ends with a consonant...

Part 2

Now that you have his real first name... you can get his last name too. Look closely at this word:

C-L-A-U-S

Now focus on the fourth letter above. How do you switch that letter with a consonant letter and still keep almost the exact same pronunciation for the word above?

Part 3

Congratulations.

Next time someone talks to you about Santa Claus. You get to smile smugly and understand that you are one of the few who knows the true identity, real first name, and real last name of the being known as Santa Claus.

You don't get it do you?

[Olthar]

I'd say he's a ghost. He haunts Christmas and spreads an aura of terror, causing mass hysteria as people feel they must give gifts to each other to ward off the cold hand of Claus.
This aura leaves a horrid miasma in its wake which chokes the senses forcing many to cut down heavily scented pine trees to combat the creeping stench in their homes.
Those alone at Christmas are the most effected, with no-one to share gifts, they experience the crushing fears of total loneliness.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I think there's a flash game about that...

Could I join this mission to kill Santa?

Yes.

[God Kefka]

Could I join this mission to kill Santa?

Yes.

Don't shoot me Santa Claus I've been a clean living boy I promise you, did every little thing you asked me to... I can't believe the things I'm going through...

[Soldati Senza Confini]

You don't get it do you?

Oh, were you serious? Let me laugh with a bigger font:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!