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Postby Trolldonia » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:20 pm

So, can anyone help me with this math problem:

God+Jesus=?

I've been trying to solve it for hours with no success :mad:
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Postby Neo Rome Republic » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:21 pm

Trolldonia wrote:So, can anyone help me with this math problem:

God+Jesus=?

I've been trying to solve it for hours with no success :mad:

:lol: God+Jesus= 1 As they are supposedly the same deity. (If you believe this crap, that is.) :p
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Postby Trolldonia » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:25 pm

NEO Rome Republic wrote:
Trolldonia wrote:So, can anyone help me with this math problem:

God+Jesus=?

I've been trying to solve it for hours with no success :mad:

:lol: God+Jesus= 1 As they are supposedly the same deity. (If you believe this crap, that is.)


Wouldn't that make God/Jesus=1? Help me, math is really confusing... I was raised in a religious private school and have not been taught to think for myself :(
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Postby Zottistan » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:27 pm

Trolldonia wrote:
NEO Rome Republic wrote: :lol: God+Jesus= 1 As they are supposedly the same deity. (If you believe this crap, that is.)


Wouldn't that make God/Jesus=1? Help me, math is really confusing... I was raised in a religious private school and have not been taught to think for myself :(

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Postby Neo Rome Republic » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:27 pm

Trolldonia wrote:
NEO Rome Republic wrote: :lol: God+Jesus= 1 As they are supposedly the same deity. (If you believe this crap, that is.)


Wouldn't that make God/Jesus=1? Help me, math is really confusing... I was raised in a religious private school and have not been taught to think for myself :(

Well I don't know, I'm not an expert on bullshit, sorry. You'll have to speak with a professional. :p
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Postby Benuty » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:34 pm

NEO Rome Republic wrote:
Trolldonia wrote:
Wouldn't that make God/Jesus=1? Help me, math is really confusing... I was raised in a religious private school and have not been taught to think for myself :(

Well I don't know, I'm not an expert on bullshit, sorry. You'll have to speak with a professional. :p

What does religion have to do with the waste of a bull cow?
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Postby Lianhua (Ancient) » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:36 pm

Benuty wrote:
NEO Rome Republic wrote:Well I don't know, I'm not an expert on bullshit, sorry. You'll have to speak with a professional. :p

What does religion have to do with the waste of a bull cow?

Exodus. The Golden Calf. :lol:
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Postby Neo Rome Republic » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:36 pm

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Postby Jormengand » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:36 pm

Benuty wrote:
NEO Rome Republic wrote:Well I don't know, I'm not an expert on bullshit, sorry. You'll have to speak with a professional. :p

What does religion have to do with the waste of a bull cow?

It's usually of surprisingly similar use - all you can really do with it is shove it in someone's face and laugh at them.
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Postby Neo Rome Republic » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:37 pm

Lianhua wrote:
Benuty wrote:What does religion have to do with the waste of a bull cow?

Exodus. The Golden Calf. :lol:

:clap: :lol2: :lol: Nice reference.
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Postby Destiny Island » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:37 pm

Jormengand wrote:
Benuty wrote:What does religion have to do with the waste of a bull cow?

It's usually of surprisingly similar use - all you can really do with it is shove it in someone's face and laugh at them.

It's simple, we kill the Christman.
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Postby Neo Rome Republic » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:39 pm

Destiny Island wrote:
Jormengand wrote:It's usually of surprisingly similar use - all you can really do with it is shove it in someone's face and laugh at them.

It's simple, we kill the Christman.

:rofl: :lol2: :clap: :clap: :lol:
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Postby Benuty » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:40 pm

Destiny Island wrote:
Jormengand wrote:It's usually of surprisingly similar use - all you can really do with it is shove it in someone's face and laugh at them.

It's simple, we kill the Christman.

It is impossible to kill someone who is simply going to troll death.
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Postby Benuty » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:42 pm

Lianhua wrote:
Benuty wrote:What does religion have to do with the waste of a bull cow?

Exodus. The Golden Calf. :lol:

They made the calf out of treasured gold and didn't worship the spewed waste of its ass.
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Postby Neo Rome Republic » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:44 pm

Benuty wrote:
Destiny Island wrote:It's simple, we kill the Christman.

It is impossible to kill someone who is simply going to troll death.

Nail him to the ground after he is killed, so he can't rise. :p
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Postby Belzia » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:57 pm

NEO Rome Republic wrote:
Destiny Island wrote:It's simple, we kill the Christman.

:rofl: :lol2: :clap: :clap: :lol:

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Postby Neo Rome Republic » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:58 pm

Belzia wrote:
NEO Rome Republic wrote: :rofl: :lol2: :clap: :clap: :lol:

no need for smiley spam

Sorry.
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Postby Lemanrussland » Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:56 pm

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Vazdania wrote:So? :eyebrow:

Vazdania Wrote: "I think the majority of those who don't like this are militant atheists who just hate religion"
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Of course, everyone who disagrees with his theocratic positions are Jewish militant homosexual atheist liberal ACLU professors.

Yahweh bless America/the Queen etc. etc.
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Postby Benuty » Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:06 pm

Lemanrussland wrote:
Vettrera wrote:Vazdania Wrote: "I think the majority of those who don't like this are militant atheists who just hate religion"
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Of course, everyone who disagrees with his theocratic positions are Jewish militant homosexual atheist liberal ACLU professors.

Yahweh bless America/the Queen etc. etc.

Hmmm....no
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Postby Sun Wukong » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:31 pm

Trolldonia wrote:So, can anyone help me with this math problem:

God+Jesus=?

I've been trying to solve it for hours with no success :mad:

Incest or masturbation?
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Postby Dyakovo » Thu Nov 28, 2013 6:00 pm

Sun Wukong wrote:
Trolldonia wrote:So, can anyone help me with this math problem:

God+Jesus=?

I've been trying to solve it for hours with no success :mad:

Incest or masturbation?

Sorry, neither incest nor masturbation is the correct answer to the math equation "God+Jesus=?"
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Postby The Republic of Pantalleria » Thu Nov 28, 2013 6:19 pm

I personally don't care, except for the part about expelling a student that is related to a LGBT relative, because quite frankly I'm related to one and I don't talk to them, so does that mean I'm not allowed if that's the result? Other than that I don't mind it one bit...
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Postby Menassa » Thu Nov 28, 2013 6:21 pm

The Republic of Pantalleria wrote:I personally don't care, except for the part about expelling a student that is related to a LGBT relative, because quite frankly I'm related to one and I don't talk to them, so does that mean I'm not allowed if that's the result? Other than that I don't mind it one bit...

That's a bit rough, I agree....

Others would say that expelling a LGBT was wrong in the first place.
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The Republic of Pantalleria wrote:I personally don't care, except for the part about expelling a student that is related to a LGBT relative, because quite frankly I'm related to one and I don't talk to them, so does that mean I'm not allowed if that's the result? Other than that I don't mind it one bit...

Discrimination (funded by tax dollars at that) in a supposedly civilized country shouldn't be dismissed so lightly.
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Postby The Republic of Pantalleria » Thu Nov 28, 2013 6:22 pm

Menassa wrote:
The Republic of Pantalleria wrote:I personally don't care, except for the part about expelling a student that is related to a LGBT relative, because quite frankly I'm related to one and I don't talk to them, so does that mean I'm not allowed if that's the result? Other than that I don't mind it one bit...

That's a bit rough, I agree....

Others would say that expelling a LGBT was wrong in the first place.

Well I just can't agree with that one part, otherwise LGBT people can just go somewhere else then, anyway most of them aren't that religious, so yeah...
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