Gay Civil Union Discussion

[The Emerald Dawn]

You realize she's talking about pr0n, right?

That was the joke's implications and you just ruined a good followup, methinks

Anti-joke chicken.

[Ifreann]

Sure they can.

No they can't.

This may blow your mind, but sometimes, one of the people in a gay relationship has a penis, and the other has a vagina. Now, I'm sure you agree that it would be a gross invasion of privacy to go about examining people's genitals before letting them get married, I guess you'll have to let gay couples marry in your little imaginary world.

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Why do these threads remind me of two men having butt sex? owo

Because your a child and fascinated with anal sex, since you think it's "icky".

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No they can't.

There are men with vaginas and women with penises.

I've got video evidence of this, too. XD

Olthar is some kind of video evidence wizard.

[Auralia]

You have your definition, I have mine. It doesn't really change the substance of the argument, which is that gay couples cannot engage in an act of sexual intercourse that involves the insertion of a penis into a vagina.

Remind us why this matters?

An integral part of marriage is bodily union, or the coordination of the spouses' bodies through coitus for a common biological purpose: reproduction.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

What don't you have video of?

Iron Man 3.

It's a good movie. I recommend having a copy of it

Anyways, topic's not about movies.

[Pandeeria]

Remind us why this matters?

An integral part of marriage is bodily union, or the coordination of the spouses' bodies through coitus for a common biological purpose: reproduction.

Is that the actual definition of marriage or are you just making those requirements up?

[Lost heros]

Remind us why this matters?

An integral part of marriage is bodily union, or the coordination of the spouses' bodies through coitus for a common biological purpose: reproduction.

Having kids should be a prerequisite for marriage because?

[Blasveck]

Remind us why this matters?

An integral part of marriage is bodily union, or the coordination of the spouses' bodies through coitus for a common biological purpose: reproduction.

Wrong.

Otherwise, infetile and old people wouldn't be allowed to marry.

Because, y'know, they can't reproduce.

[The Crosspoint Realm]

Yes let's let the gays marry each other [sarcasm]. Well, at least "gay marriage" is more possible as "gay sex". Marriage is not intended for two guys or girls. Marriage is a HOLY COVENANT made by ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN!!! By "marrying" your friend of same gender is a disgrace. It is retarded to think about it. But, that shows were people are today. Stupid.

[Olthar]

Iron Man 3.

It's a good movie. I recommend having a copy of it

Anyways, topic's not about movies.

I don't have money. D:

[The Emerald Dawn]

Yes let's let the gays marry each other [sarcasm]. Well, at least "gay marriage" is more possible as "gay sex". Marriage is not intended for two guys or girls. Marriage is a HOLY COVENANT made by ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN!!! By "marrying" your friend of same gender is a disgrace. It is retarded to think about it. But, that shows were people are today. Stupid.

We've got a winner.

[Auralia]

This may blow your mind, but sometimes, one of the people in a gay relationship has a penis, and the other has a vagina.

Are you referring to gay couples where one of the persons is transgender?

[Othelos]

Remind us why this matters?

An integral part of marriage is bodily union, or the coordination of the spouses' bodies through coitus for a common biological purpose: reproduction.

The Bible doesn't require a "natural ordering towards childbearing" or reproduction in marriage.

[Auralia]

An integral part of marriage is bodily union, or the coordination of the spouses' bodies through coitus for a common biological purpose: reproduction.

Wrong.

Otherwise, infetile and old people wouldn't be allowed to marry.

Because, y'know, they can't reproduce.

They cannot reproduce, but they can still engage in coitus, which remains naturally ordered towards reproduction.

[Auralia]

An integral part of marriage is bodily union, or the coordination of the spouses' bodies through coitus for a common biological purpose: reproduction.

The Bible doesn't require a "natural ordering towards childbearing" or reproduction in marriage.

So what?

[Dazchan]

Remind us why this matters?

An integral part of marriage is bodily union, or the coordination of the spouses' bodies through coitus for a common biological purpose: reproduction.

So a man who works in a pickle factory and lost his junk in a freak accident can't marry his girlfriend?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Remind us why this matters?

An integral part of marriage is bodily union, or the coordination of the spouses' bodies through coitus for a common biological purpose: reproduction.

No it isn't. Stop making shit up.

If I was to marry the girl I actually want, I would never make her go through a pregnancy or to reproduce with me in a natural way, she fucking can't because she has epilepsy and if she gets pregnant the child won't survive because of the meds, and if we take the meds out she can die from an epileptic attack.

Therefore, the whole "having sex for procreation" bit is just bullshit you are making up.

[Luxew]

Yes let's let the gays marry each other [sarcasm]. Well, at least "gay marriage" is more possible as "gay sex". Marriage is not intended for two guys or girls. Marriage is a HOLY COVENANT made by ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN!!! By "marrying" your friend of same gender is a disgrace. It is retarded to think about it. But, that shows were people are today. Stupid.

Are you seriously serious?

[Pandeeria]

Yes let's let the gays marry each other [sarcasm]. Well, at least "gay marriage" is more possible as "gay sex". Marriage is not intended for two guys or girls. Marriage is a HOLY COVENANT made by ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN!!! By "marrying" your friend of same gender is a disgrace. It is retarded to think about it. But, that shows were people are today. Stupid.

Yeah, because if two people genuinely love each other, it would be a disgrace to allow them to legally express it.

And no, it's not a holy covenant. And even if it was, screw that. We live in a secular nation, religious arguments are completely invalid.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

It's a good movie. I recommend having a copy of it

Anyways, topic's not about movies.

I don't have money. D:

That sucks! D:

[Blasveck]

Wrong.

Otherwise, infetile and old people wouldn't be allowed to marry.

Because, y'know, they can't reproduce.

They cannot reproduce, but they can still engage in coitus, which remains naturally ordered towards reproduction.

But they can't reproduce, so it doesn't matter

So are they not allowed to marry?

[The Tundra]

Wrong.

Otherwise, infetile and old people wouldn't be allowed to marry.

Because, y'know, they can't reproduce.

They cannot reproduce, but they can still engage in coitus, which remains naturally ordered towards reproduction.

cotious is not a prerqusate to marriage. love is. if two people love one another, then let them get fucking married.

[Olthar]

There are men with vaginas and women with penises.

I've got video evidence of this, too. XD

Olthar is some kind of video evidence wizard.

That's video evidence sorceress. Wizards are bearded old dudes.

[Pandeeria]

The Bible doesn't require a "natural ordering towards childbearing" or reproduction in marriage.

So what?

That's what I will say.

So what?

Why should a couple be biologically required to reproduce?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Yes let's let the gays marry each other [sarcasm]. Well, at least "gay marriage" is more possible as "gay sex". Marriage is not intended for two guys or girls. Marriage is a HOLY COVENANT made by ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN!!! By "marrying" your friend of same gender is a disgrace. It is retarded to think about it. But, that shows were people are today. Stupid.

Sorry, you just lost all credibility from the start.

[Auralia]

That's true. Failure to consummate a marriage is grounds for annulment.

So a man who works in a pickle factory and lost his junk in a freak accident can't marry his girlfriend?

Yes. As I said earlier, impotence is grounds for annulment of a marriage.