Political Pipedreams?

[Britannia and Hiberniam]

No one got anything to say on mine? D:

[Regnum Dominae]

A Communist-Qadhafist People's Revolutionised Resistance France.

A Souriya Al-Assad forever.

Comrade Mahmoud Ahmadinejad returning to power.

Nagorno-Karabakh's struggle succeeding.

Abkhazian & Ossetian resistance succeeding.

Transnistria being able to receive recognition.

Iraq becoming epic again. Ahmed Hassan al-Bakr epic.

Egypt becoming Nasser epic again.

Palestine seeing its liberation.

Algeria's Boutéflika being able to be in good health enough to give the presidency to another FLN member on time before al-Qaeda fools attempt to seize the opportunity to terrorise the Algerian nation.

Mauritanian Nasserites overthrowing the current slave-trading regime.

The Khawarjite petrol-monarchs seeing their complete downfall at the hands of their people, in favour of a unified, sovereign, altruistic, incorruptible, Green Book inspired People's Revolutionary Republic of Banu Hashim Arabia (named after Mohammed's (Peace be upon him) tribe).

Best Korea reunifying the Koreans

Myanmar's people ridding that military junta with Chinese assistance to such a revolutionising.

Xi Jinping finalising the reunification of China by removing the KMT Chiang Kai Shek remnants.

Nepal achieving a Workers' Paradise

Russia stabilising Chechnya

Venezuela continuing the Chavista revolutionising process

Mexico becoming Communist

Grenada returning to Communism

Egypt seeing a coalition of Nasserists, Ba'athist Socialists, Revolutionary Socialists, Communists, Workers & Peasants Party, Hizb al-Ummah forming a popular revolutionary front to overthrow the Ikhwan-SCAF-Mubarak cabal

Aisha Al-Qadhafi bringing back Green Libya, for the bloody win.

Algeria's FLN succeeding in continuing their struggle.

Somalia seeing the al-Qaeda terrorist situation & anarchical government be swept off in favour of a new Somalia with a People's Revolutionary Republic established

Nigeria defeating Boko Haram once thence for all

Pakistan ridding themselves of the corrupt, Saudi controlled diasporas.

India's Left Front rising to power.

Yugoslavia reforming with people's plebiscites voting in favour of its recreation.

Bashar Al-Assad proclaiming himself the Second Saladin, the Anointed One, as well as adding Che beside his first name.

Turkey's Gezi movement succeeding in overthrowing Er-doggy-gan.

Greece's KKE & SYRIZA rising to power whilst preventing Golden Dawn from rising into an existential threat.

George Galloway being elected by our neighbours on the other side of the Channel.

All our noodly Capitalist politicians & corporate elites facing tribunals to investigate for corruption scandals to bring this madness to a permanent end.

In addition to much much more...

So totalitarian dictatorships are great as long as they are anti-West?

[Souriya Al-Assad]

A Communist-Qadhafist People's Revolutionised Resistance France.

A Souriya Al-Assad forever.

Comrade Mahmoud Ahmadinejad returning to power.

Nagorno-Karabakh's struggle succeeding.

Abkhazian & Ossetian resistance succeeding.

Transnistria being able to receive recognition.

Iraq becoming epic again. Ahmed Hassan al-Bakr epic.

Egypt becoming Nasser epic again.

Palestine seeing its liberation.

Algeria's Boutéflika being able to be in good health enough to give the presidency to another FLN member on time before al-Qaeda fools attempt to seize the opportunity to terrorise the Algerian nation.

Mauritanian Nasserites overthrowing the current slave-trading regime.

The Khawarjite petrol-monarchs seeing their complete downfall at the hands of their people, in favour of a unified, sovereign, altruistic, incorruptible, Green Book inspired People's Revolutionary Republic of Banu Hashim Arabia (named after Mohammed's (Peace be upon him) tribe).

Best Korea reunifying the Koreans

Myanmar's people ridding that military junta with Chinese assistance to such a revolutionising.

Xi Jinping finalising the reunification of China by removing the KMT Chiang Kai Shek remnants.

Nepal achieving a Workers' Paradise

Russia stabilising Chechnya

Venezuela continuing the Chavista revolutionising process

Mexico becoming Communist

Grenada returning to Communism

Egypt seeing a coalition of Nasserists, Ba'athist Socialists, Revolutionary Socialists, Communists, Workers & Peasants Party, Hizb al-Ummah forming a popular revolutionary front to overthrow the Ikhwan-SCAF-Mubarak cabal

Aisha Al-Qadhafi bringing back Green Libya, for the bloody win.

Algeria's FLN succeeding in continuing their struggle.

Somalia seeing the al-Qaeda terrorist situation & anarchical government be swept off in favour of a new Somalia with a People's Revolutionary Republic established

Nigeria defeating Boko Haram once thence for all

Pakistan ridding themselves of the corrupt, Saudi controlled diasporas.

India's Left Front rising to power.

Yugoslavia reforming with people's plebiscites voting in favour of its recreation.

Bashar Al-Assad proclaiming himself the Second Saladin, the Anointed One, as well as adding Che beside his first name.

Turkey's Gezi movement succeeding in overthrowing Er-doggy-gan.

Greece's KKE & SYRIZA rising to power whilst preventing Golden Dawn from rising into an existential threat.

George Galloway being elected by our neighbours on the other side of the Channel.

All our noodly Capitalist politicians & corporate elites facing tribunals to investigate for corruption scandals to bring this madness to a permanent end.

In addition to much much more...

So totalitarian dictatorships are great as long as they are anti-West?

Just...

Stop throwing the "you are anti-Western merely because you support sovereign socialist governments" logic bull hogwash.

[The Nuclear Fist]

No one got anything to say on mine? D:

Your doesn't have a dominant Ottoman Empire in southern Europe and a dominant French Empire in western Europe.

That's your problem, my modest proposal is just simply better.

[Britannia and Hiberniam]

That's because I'm neither pro-Turkey nor pro-France.

[Souriya Al-Assad]

No one got anything to say on mine? D:

Your doesn't have a dominant Ottoman Empire in southern Europe and a dominant French Empire in western Europe.

That's your problem, my modest proposal is just simply better.

"Boat savages"... your map is so lol I am going to quote it.

(Put the aliens somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle whilst you are at it however)

[The Nuclear Fist]

And Finland is right where it belongs, a sleepy, backwater province of an agrarian Russian Empire.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Your doesn't have a dominant Ottoman Empire in southern Europe and a dominant French Empire in western Europe.

That's your problem, my modest proposal is just simply better.

"Boat savages"... your map is so lol I am going to quote it.

(Put the aliens somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle whilst you are at it however)

I already have Muslim King Kong, what could I possibly add?

[Libertarian California]

The restoration of the colony of New Netherland.

[Souriya Al-Assad]

"Boat savages"... your map is so lol I am going to quote it.

(Put the aliens somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle whilst you are at it however)

I already have Muslim King Kong, what could I possibly add?

*One does not simply forget to add the green reptilians*

[The Nuclear Fist]

The restoration of the colony of New Netherland.

I'm not sure we can trust people wearing wooden shoes with statehood. Best to keep them in a French Empire, or at least under Scandinavian thumb.

[The Corparation]

No one got anything to say on mine? D:

Your doesn't have a dominant Ottoman Empire in southern Europe and a dominant French Empire in western Europe.

That's your problem, my modest proposal is just simply better.

You left out New Zealand. Probably good to have a confederation of Tropical Birds there.

The restoration of the colony of New Netherland.

How can we restore the New Netherlands when we have yet to create the Oceanic Portal to mars which will culminate with its foundation?

[Libertarian California]

The restoration of the colony of New Netherland.

I'm not sure we can trust people wearing wooden shoes with statehood. Best to keep them in a French Empire, or at least under Scandinavian thumb.

All I can think is...that's gay.

[The Nuclear Fist]

You left out New Zealand. Probably good to have a confederation of Tropical Birds there.

No, that also belongs to the Aboriginals. I'm not actually aware of who lived in New Zealand before the Europeans, so I decided to continue the theme of a racist nineteenth century cartographer and lump it in with Australia.

[Luveria]

I'm not sure we can trust people wearing wooden shoes with statehood. Best to keep them in a French Empire, or at least under Scandinavian thumb.

All I can think is...that's gay.

I once had a fling with a Dutchie, so I can't disagree.

[Nervium]

You left out New Zealand. Probably good to have a confederation of Tropical Birds there.

No, that also belongs to the Aboriginals. I'm not actually aware of who lived in New Zealand before the Europeans, so I decided to continue the theme of a racist nineteenth century cartographer and lump it in with Australia.

I assume the Moari lived there.

[The Corparation]

You left out New Zealand. Probably good to have a confederation of Tropical Birds there.

No, that also belongs to the Aboriginals. I'm not actually aware of who lived in New Zealand before the Europeans, so I decided to continue the theme of a racist nineteenth century cartographer and lump it in with Australia.

Read up about the Māori people. They're very very different from Africa's Indigenous population, pretty neat culture and one I've been meaning to read up more on myself.

[The Nuclear Fist]

No, that also belongs to the Aboriginals. I'm not actually aware of who lived in New Zealand before the Europeans, so I decided to continue the theme of a racist nineteenth century cartographer and lump it in with Australia.

Read up about the Māori people. They're very very different from Africa's Indigenous population, pretty neat culture and one I've been meaning to read up more on myself.

I'll have to make a new version of that map that says 'People Eating Savages', then.

[Blessed Great Iberia]

No one got anything to say on mine? D:

Your doesn't have a dominant Ottoman Empire in southern Europe and a dominant French Empire in western Europe.

That's your problem, my modest proposal is just simply better.

Various Tribal Savages.

[The Corparation]

Read up about the Māori people. They're very very different from Africa's Indigenous population, pretty neat culture and one I've been meaning to read up more on myself.

I'll have to make a new version of that map that says 'People Eating Savages', then.

Don't forget the Morbidly Obese/Mentally Handicapped Parrots! The kakapo is a rare breed, a bird that is too fat to fly, and yet also too stupid to remember the fact it can't fly.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Your doesn't have a dominant Ottoman Empire in southern Europe and a dominant French Empire in western Europe.

That's your problem, my modest proposal is just simply better.

Various Tribal Savages.

I couldn't remember what I was originally going to put there, as I don't know much about Native American history.

[The Communist Experiment]

Libertarianism, Anarchism, and Stalinism are what I'd classify as "political pipe dreams." the former two have absolutely no idea how the world works, the latter is a joke parading as Communism, a way for people to call themselves "Communist," while at the same time being Fascists.

[Cerian Quilor]

My political pipedream? That people would stop having political pipedreams.

[Arumdaum]

You left out New Zealand. Probably good to have a confederation of Tropical Birds there.

No, that also belongs to the Aboriginals. I'm not actually aware of who lived in New Zealand before the Europeans, so I decided to continue the theme of a racist nineteenth century cartographer and lump it in with Australia.

racist nineteenth century cartographers lumped them in as mongoloids

[Arumdaum]

No one got anything to say on mine? D:

Your doesn't have a dominant Ottoman Empire in southern Europe and a dominant French Empire in western Europe.

That's your problem, my modest proposal is just simply better.

oh man, i need to make something like this