Texas: Put Creationism In Every Textbook!!!

[Nationalist State of Knox]

Stop plagiarising from the Babylonians.

no , its just genesis

Which was copied from the Babylonian account of creation.

[Edlichbury]

Stop writing good shit before us then!

We can't be held accountable for the fact that we Mesopotamians write damn good stories.

You could stop writing them.

[European Socialist Republic]

Why did God create an angel with the capacity to rebel and be evil? He can't have done it by accident, being omnipotent and all.

its just the needed word equilibrium between evil and good you cant make everything good , there will be always evil

Of course he can. God is omnipotent, remember!

[Utceforp]

Why did God create an angel with the capacity to rebel and be evil? He can't have done it by accident, being omnipotent and all.

its just the needed word equilibrium between evil and good you cant make everything good , there will be always evil

That doesn't make any sense at all.

[Pandeeria]

Genesis was written by the Babylonians.
Lrn2history.

genesis was written by the prophets himself as all the bible

Yeah, no.

[Great Nepal]

Why did God create an angel with the capacity to rebel and be evil? He can't have done it by accident, being omnipotent and all.

its just the needed word equilibrium between evil and good you cant make everything good , there will be always evil

But isn't Christian god supposed to be omnipotent?

[Nationalist State of Knox]

We can't be held accountable for the fact that we Mesopotamians write damn good stories.

You could stop writing them.

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Be quiet.

[Aequalitia]

Why did God create an angel with the capacity to rebel and be evil? He can't have done it by accident, being omnipotent and all.

its just the needed word equilibrium between evil and good you cant make everything good , there will be always evil

If god want to be good for humans, then why he created evil? Why he create that apple tree?

[Pavlostani]

no , its just genesis

Which was plagiarized from the Babylonians.

Have you never taken a basic scripture class?

Christians enjoy forgetting that they plagiarized the bible. Genesis was Babylonian, and Jesus seems oddly similar to Mithras and Horus. I'm sure I'm forgetting dozens of other thefts of unintellectual property.

[Cu Math]

God created everything that exists, and since evil exists, God must have created evil. Since he's omnipotent, and couldn't have accidentally created evil, God purposely created evil and purposely made humans imperfect and able to be tempted by evil, and then when the inevitable happened God punished us forever and ever for something he did. That's what religion implies.

no he didnt the demon is a rebel angel that wanted to be like god and create a tyranny he was defeated and sealed in the hell and both forces are the equilibrium of the world

Then either all angels have God's power and he keeps them locked up (in which case, what a power hungry dick) or he gave lucifer that power, omnisciently knowing he would rebel (in which case, what a dick)
Isiah 14: and lo, God was a Dick

[Nationalist State of Knox]

no , its just genesis

Genesis was written by the Babylonians.
Lrn2history.

It wasn't.

[The Corparation]

Genesis was written by the Babylonians.
Lrn2history.

genesis was written by the prophets himself as all the bible

Those prophets wrote Genesis in the same way that a middle schooner who cut and pasted from the Wikipedia Article on Evolution for his Essay in Biology Class wrote his essay.

[Utceforp]

Genesis was written by the Babylonians.
Lrn2history.

genesis was written by the prophets himself as all the bible

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilgamesh_flood_myth

Utnapishtim says hi.

[Edlichbury]

You could stop writing them.

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Be quiet.

I'm just saying, leave some for the rest of us, gosh! You took all the good storytelling for yourself!

[Pavlostani]

its just the needed word equilibrium between evil and good you cant make everything good , there will be always evil

If god want to be good for humans, then why he created evil? Why he create that apple tree?

Oh, I always love this point. The fact that he created evil and allows evil acts to occur even though he's omnipotent and omniscient, shows malevolence in the purest form.

[The Holy NeoSpanish Empire]

no he didnt the demon is a rebel angel that wanted to be like god and create a tyranny he was defeated and sealed in the hell and both forces are the equilibrium of the world

But isn't Christian god supposed to be omniscient?
So surely, he saw an angle rebelling and creating tyranny but still chose to create him.

in the futore he may redeem

god is good an forgives everyone that want

[Nationalist State of Knox]

genesis was written by the prophets himself as all the bible

Those prophets wrote Genesis in the same way that a middle schooner who cut and pasted from the Wikipedia Article on Evolution for his Essay in Biology Class wrote his essay.

Wrong.

At least middle schoolers remember to cut out the hyperlinks.

[HumanSanity]

Always proud of my home state.

[Lordieth]

If god want to be good for humans, then why he created evil? Why he create that apple tree?

Oh, I always love this point. The fact that he created evil and allows evil acts to occur even though he's omnipotent and omniscient, shows malevolence in the purest form.

Plot holes. The bane of every writer.

[Edlichbury]

If god want to be good for humans, then why he created evil? Why he create that apple tree?

Oh, I always love this point. The fact that he created evil and allows evil acts to occur even though he's omnipotent and omniscient, shows malevolence in the purest form.

And even after the fall, the story of Job makes it clear that he could actually stop Lucifer from inflicting harm anytime he wanted to.

[Opuntia]

Which was plagiarized from the Babylonians.

Have you never taken a basic scripture class?

Christians enjoy forgetting that they plagiarized the bible. Genesis was Babylonian, and Jesus seems oddly similar to Mithras and Horus. I'm sure I'm forgetting dozens of other thefts of unintellectual property.

Eff you. Piracy is awesome.

[Lost heros]

Genesis was written by the Babylonians.
Lrn2history.

It wasn't.

The Babylonians told a story similar to Genesis, which the Hebrews then took and wrote down eventually. Happy?

[Pavlostani]

Oh, I always love this point. The fact that he created evil and allows evil acts to occur even though he's omnipotent and omniscient, shows malevolence in the purest form.

Plot holes. The bane of every writer.

Damn. God's writing ability falls right next to that of whoever wrote Twilight.

[Great Nepal]

But isn't Christian god supposed to be omniscient?
So surely, he saw an angle rebelling and creating tyranny but still chose to create him.

in the futore he may redeem
god is good an forgives everyone that want

That is illogical though...
By allowing his existence, God is condemning millions of people to his temptation. By just accelerating the time when he redeems himself, world could be all good.

[Edlichbury]

Those prophets wrote Genesis in the same way that a middle schooner who cut and pasted from the Wikipedia Article on Evolution for his Essay in Biology Class wrote his essay.

Wrong.

At least middle schoolers remember to cut out the hyperlinks.

They did change some names around. It's more like self-insert fanfiction.