Gay marriage proven scientifically impossible

[The Scientific States]

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It's funny because science disagrees entirely.

[Wisconsin9]

We need to give this man the Nobel Prize in every field (and the Peace Prize) for the next five years, minimum.

[Ifreann]

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It's funny because science disagrees entirely.

[Katyuscha]

Yes, we've already proven that Bill Nye experiments can't disprove homosexuality, now can we lock this, again... for good?

[Southern Patriots]

We just had a thread about this, and guess what?! It was locked.

Yeah, that's been established. My search skills were lacking today. Already called a 10-99, thread down. Tag it and bag it.

[Creative Vikings]

Ah? I'm pretty sure humans do not have the same biology of magnets. Also magnets don't even have a biology at all. It's just metal.

[Southern Patriots]

Yes, we've already proven that Bill Nye experiments can't disprove homosexuality

Prove it with magnets, and we're good.

[Geilinor]

Comparing physics to marriage? What the hell kind of nonsense is this? i swer on me mum ill wack dat man in the gabber m8!

[The Scientific States]

Yes, we've already proven that Bill Nye experiments can't disprove homosexuality

Prove it with magnets, and we're good.

So do you or do you not believe what this Nigerian man said is true?

That last post seemed sarcastic.

[Katyuscha]

Yes, we've already proven that Bill Nye experiments can't disprove homosexuality

Prove it with magnets, and we're good.

Very well. Just give me a barrel of magnets, some child actors, a team of mediocre film/editing students, and a helicopter, and I'll get right on it.

[Southern Patriots]

Prove it with magnets, and we're good.

So do you or do you not believe what this Nigerian man said is true?

That last post seemed sarcastic.

I think my poll speaks for itself (and me).

[Geilinor]

Prove it with magnets, and we're good.

So do you or do you not believe what this Nigerian man said is true?

That last post seemed sarcastic.

The OP is dripping with sarcasm.

[Southern Patriots]

Prove it with magnets, and we're good.

Very well. Just give me a barrel of magnets, some child actors, a team of mediocre film/editing students, and a helicopter, and I'll get right on it.

Please tell me you're going to film your experiment in the style of a "found footage" movie.

Please.

[The Scientific States]

So do you or do you not believe what this Nigerian man said is true?

That last post seemed sarcastic.

The OP is dripping wet with sarcasm.

I can see that now, I was just making sure.

After all the threads title...

[Katyuscha]

Very well. Just give me a barrel of magnets, some child actors, a team of mediocre film/editing students, and a helicopter, and I'll get right on it.

Please tell me you're going to film your experiment in the style of a "found footage" movie.

Please.

Yes, and in the end, it's going to cut out abruptly, with my last words being "THEY'VE FOUND US!", and Nigerian being heard in the background.

[Geilinor]

The OP is dripping wet with sarcasm.

I can see that now, I was just making sure.

After all the threads title...

We wouldn't come to this thread if we knew how stupid the man in the article was, would we?

[The Scientific States]

I can see that now, I was just making sure.

After all the threads title...

We wouldn't come to this thread if we knew how stupid the man in the article was, would we?

I guess not.

[Ifreann]

I can see that now, I was just making sure.

After all the threads title...

We wouldn't come to this thread if we knew how stupid the man in the article was, would we?

Actually yes.

[Southern Patriots]

Please tell me you're going to film your experiment in the style of a "found footage" movie.

Please.

Yes, and in the end, it's going to cut out abruptly, with my last words being "THEY'VE FOUND US!", and Nigerian being heard in the background.

You, sir, have a future in magnets, science, and the film industry.

[Wisconsin9]

Prove it with magnets, and we're good.

Very well. Just give me a barrel of magnets, some child actors, a team of mediocre film/editing students, and a helicopter, and I'll get right on it.

You've got two rusty paperclips, a brain-damaged six-year-old we bribed with drugged candy, the camera and software that came with your cell phone, and a '53 pickup. Your budget is 57 dollars. We need you in our office on the other side of the continent with the finished product in three days. See you then.

[Regnum Dominae]

"Gays are unpeople because magnets"? Dafuq?

The "arguments" against equality just keep getting stupider and stupider.

[Minarchist States]

Pseudoscience is fun...you get to make up lies to benefit the State! Best job ever.

[Katyuscha]

Yes, and in the end, it's going to cut out abruptly, with my last words being "THEY'VE FOUND US!", and Nigerian being heard in the background.

You, sir, have a future in magnets, science, and the film industry.

*Nods*

Very well. Just give me a barrel of magnets, some child actors, a team of mediocre film/editing students, and a helicopter, and I'll get right on it.

You've got two rusty paperclips, a brain-damaged six-year-old we bribed with drugged candy, the camera and software that came with your cell phone, and a '53 pickup. Your budget is 57 dollars. We need you in our office on the other side of the continent with the finished product in three days. See you then.

*Que cross country comedy-esque hilarity*

[Zavea]

EVENING NEWS

Local homosexual disproves evolution, general relativity, gravitation, thermodynamics, electromagnetism

[Wisconsin9]

You, sir, have a future in magnets, science, and the film industry.

*Nods*

You've got two rusty paperclips, a brain-damaged six-year-old we bribed with drugged candy, the camera and software that came with your cell phone, and a '53 pickup. Your budget is 57 dollars. We need you in our office on the other side of the continent with the finished product in three days. See you then.

*Que cross country comedy-esque hilarity*

Oh, and don't pick up any women for whatever reason. That always turns it into a rom-com, and will likely end in you rebelling against us.