Sex education in Kindergarten?

[Rocopurr]

Women as we are used to know them: their genitals fit a lot, and look hot

Men as we are used to know them: their genitals are hell yummy and look Godly

If only the second also rhymed...

Their genitals are hella yummy and look good up my bummy?

I was given the whole story when I was four and I asked where babies came from. Even got an anatomy book. Turned out just fine, so really don't see the issue with it.

Same here. I didn't really understand all of it, but the book didn't hurt me either.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Go read the article before you comment.

Yea my bad. It doesn't really seem like "sex-ed" in the normal sense.

It's not, the title and OP are just reactionary and blatant "I don't wanna read the source and make an accurate delivery!"

[Dyakovo]

Source

http://t.clutchmagonline.com/clutchmago ... 6c8e5ca79c

All right, sex education in Kindergarten? Great addition to the course of study. Learn to count, read, and where babies come from. Sounds like a plan. Do you think it's a good idea? I find it plainly stupid that we should teach 6-year-olds this stuff. We need to wait a while before we teach them something that they shouldn't (and I say shouldn't for a reason) need to worry about until their adult hood. It should be left the way it is, in middle school/ high school.

Yes, it is a good idea.

[Shaggai]

No fucking way! You changed your motto like five minutes ago, didn't you?

no.

You ripoff. I'm the one with three-lobed burning eyes who sees all.

Also, why si your national motto not 'Screw the poor'? I mean, isn't it your catchphrase?

[Des-Bal]

It's not, the title and OP are just reactionary and blatant "I don't wanna read the source and make an accurate delivery!"

The problem is that traditional sex education is shitty. This ultimately is sex education but the stigma attached to it's past execution is pejorative.

[Vazdania]

no.

You ripoff. I'm the one with three-lobed burning eyes who sees all.

Also, why si your national motto not 'Screw the poor'? I mean, isn't it your catchphrase?

Its actually "Fuck The Poor" and I suppose it is my catchphrase.

anyways. my flag is far superior. You must've have been so jealous of it, that you copied it!!!

[Abasha]

My Lord... What kind of idiot put this forward? I didn't know about sex until middle school, and I think that is a good thing! I wouldn't want my daughter to be naive or anything, but kindergarten is far too early to learn about sex, sexual dangers, and things like rape. I am not for overly sensitizing children or anything, but it is far too young in my opinion.

[Freelanderness]

In all seriousness though, there shouldn't be a need for it in school... if only parents would sit down and talk to their fucking brats once in a while. But judging by the reactions in this thread, something so progressive won't be happening at any point soon.

[Kushtor]

Pointless. It'll go so far over most of their heads that you may as well be speaking total jibberish.

Read the article.

I can't read what won't load

[Des-Bal]

My Lord... What kind of idiot put this forward? I didn't know about sex until middle school, and I think that is a good thing! I wouldn't want my daughter to be naive or anything, but kindergarten is far too early to learn about sex, sexual dangers, and things like rape. I am not for overly sensitizing children or anything, but it is far too young in my opinion.

Read thine article thou rump fed runion!

[The Union of the West]

Yea my bad. It doesn't really seem like "sex-ed" in the normal sense.

It's not, the title and OP are just reactionary and blatant "I don't wanna read the source and make an accurate delivery!"

Based on the title and text, I don't know if even the OP read the article.

[Rocopurr]

My Lord... What kind of idiot put this forward? I didn't know about sex until middle school, and I think that is a good thing! I wouldn't want my daughter to be naive or anything, but kindergarten is far too early to learn about sex, sexual dangers, and things like rape. I am not for overly sensitizing children or anything, but it is far too young in my opinion.

They're learning the names of their genitals and inappropriate places to touch; it's not like they're explaining actual sex or going into detail about sexual assault.

[Vazdania]

My Lord... What kind of idiot put this forward? I didn't know about sex until middle school, and I think that is a good thing! I wouldn't want my daughter to be naive or anything, but kindergarten is far too early to learn about sex, sexual dangers, and things like rape. I am not for overly sensitizing children or anything, but it is far too young in my opinion.

They're learning the names of their genitals and inappropriate places to touch; it's not like they're explaining actual sex or going into detail about sexual assault.

Which is I guess......okay.....

[The Union of the West]

In all seriousness though, there shouldn't be a need for it in school... if only parents would sit down and talk to their fucking brats once in a while. But judging by the reactions in this thread, something so progressive won't be happening at any point soon.

This

[Mavorpen]

My Lord... What kind of idiot put this forward? I didn't know about sex until middle school, and I think that is a good thing! I wouldn't want my daughter to be naive or anything, but kindergarten is far too early to learn about sex, sexual dangers, and things like rape. I am not for overly sensitizing children or anything, but it is far too young in my opinion.

How dare young children know when they're being raped. We must protect their purity for Jesus.

[Ifreann]

My Lord... What kind of idiot put this forward? I didn't know about sex until middle school, and I think that is a good thing! I wouldn't want my daughter to be naive or anything, but kindergarten is far too early to learn about sex, sexual dangers, and things like rape. I am not for overly sensitizing children or anything, but it is far too young in my opinion.

Explain why.

[The Union of the West]

My Lord... What kind of idiot put this forward? I didn't know about sex until middle school, and I think that is a good thing! I wouldn't want my daughter to be naive or anything, but kindergarten is far too early to learn about sex, sexual dangers, and things like rape. I am not for overly sensitizing children or anything, but it is far too young in my opinion.

Its about teaching what's appropriate touching and things like that, not teaching them how to have sex. Did you read the article?

[Vazdania]

My Lord... What kind of idiot put this forward? I didn't know about sex until middle school, and I think that is a good thing! I wouldn't want my daughter to be naive or anything, but kindergarten is far too early to learn about sex, sexual dangers, and things like rape. I am not for overly sensitizing children or anything, but it is far too young in my opinion.

;___; thank you.

[Skako]

The innocence of a child is a beautiful thing. Why don't we keep on getting rid of it by telling them the murder rate in the U.S., the number of fatal car accidents per year, that Santa Claus isn't real, that the tooth fairy isn't real, that superheroes aren't real, etc.? (Sarcasm)

[Blasveck]

My Lord... What kind of idiot put this forward? I didn't know about sex until middle school, and I think that is a good thing! I wouldn't want my daughter to be naive or anything, but kindergarten is far too early to learn about sex, sexual dangers, and things like rape. I am not for overly sensitizing children or anything, but it is far too young in my opinion.

How dare young children know when they're being raped. We must protect their purity for Jesus.

And Catholic Priests.

/sarcasm

[Shaggai]

You ripoff. I'm the one with three-lobed burning eyes who sees all.

Also, why si your national motto not 'Screw the poor'? I mean, isn't it your catchphrase?

Its actually "Fuck The Poor" and I suppose it is my catchphrase.

anyways. my flag is far superior. You must've have been so jealous of it, that you copied it!!!

I copied it? One of my descendants published a story with a reference to the three-lobed burning eye in 1937! Max Barry hadn't even created NS by then!

Also my flag is just an artists impression of my boss.

[The Union of the West]

I surprisingly find myself supporting this.

[Anachronous Rex]

The innocence of a child is a beautiful thing. Why don't we keep on getting rid of it by telling them the murder rate in the U.S., the number of fatal car accidents per year, that Santa Claus isn't real, that the tooth fairy isn't real, that superheroes aren't real, etc.? (Sarcasm)

So you're comparing your genitals to murder, mayhem, and delusion?

I'm glad I'm not your psyche.

Edit: This is a continuation of the joke. I see the brackets.

[Rocopurr]

The innocence of a child is a beautiful thing. Why don't we keep on getting rid of it by telling them the murder rate in the U.S., the number of fatal car accidents per year, that Santa Claus isn't real, that the tooth fairy isn't real, that superheroes aren't real, etc.? (Sarcasm)

Teaching a child the name of their own genitals and where they shouldn't be touched is comparable to murder how?
And a lot of children don't believe in fairies, superheroes, etc. and they're fine.

[Ertae]

Ours was in fourth grade, with some political bs thrown in in ninth grade. Kindergarten is a little extreme, but I don't mind it being in primary school.