ZadeXori wrote:Where are all the females? We should represent more.
Debating if I should join this or not...
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by Kannap » Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:53 am
ZadeXori wrote:Where are all the females? We should represent more.
Luna Amore wrote:Please remember to attend the ritualistic burning of Kannap for heresy

by Wikipedia and Universe » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:02 am
Unfortunately for my personal request, the Alpaca was the one who ran the thread last year. If you felt you trusted me enough, I could run it myself, but I may also encounter constraints due to my studies. I would be more than willing to create the dual threads needed to use polls. One benefit of automatic timed polls is that once they close, the results are frozen for all to see, so others could still call the winners accurately even if the OP is not around to announce them formally. Proceed as you see fit.DesAnges wrote:I was planning on running it for two days, as it would be around the time that I would be moving back to university. I could, however, delegate to the Alpacka animal.Wikipedia and Universe wrote:Is there any way either the OP or someone else could set up a proper finals thread, the way Dyakovo did it (2 weeks long and ran a poll timed to close automatically after said duration of time passed), instead of that 24-hour-long, poll-less so-called finals thread we had last year? Due to the time constraint, a lot of people, myself included, never got a chance to cast a vote in that thread solely on account of our daily schedules. The lack of a poll also placed an unnecessary burden on the OP to count votes manually and excluded disinterested lurkers (supposedly unaffected by petty on-site loyalties and similar drama) entirely. The whole process also resulted in a relatively low turnout compared to past contests, with a total of fewer than 50 votes being cast for a total of 20 finalists. It would be cool if we could have a Dyakovo-style finals thread when that time comes, and I would be more than happy to help with that if needed.
On another note, for the first time ever in the now 4+ years since I joined the site, I might actually decide to enter the competition myself. I'd like to get some more recent photos up on the WDYLL thread beforehand.
An ODECON Naval Analyst wrote:Superior tactics and training can in fact triumph over force of numbers and missile spam.
Bottle wrote:This is not rocket surgery, folks.
Senestrum wrote:This is relativity, the theory that takes everything we know about the world, bends it over, and fucks it to death with a spiked dildo.

by Dyakovo » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:07 am
Wikipedia and Universe wrote:One benefit of automatic timed polls is that once they close, the results are frozen for all to see, so others could still call the winners accurately even if the OP is not around to announce them formally. Proceed as you see fit.

by Kannap » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:11 am




Luna Amore wrote:Please remember to attend the ritualistic burning of Kannap for heresy

by Horsefish » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:18 am



Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Wikipedia and Universe » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:44 am
I think the puppet-wanking issue has been largely exaggerated and overblown. I don't doubt puppets have been used to inflate one's votes, but given the enormous turnout the polls generate, provided they are run for long enough, the cumulative effect of any puppet-wanking is rather negligible. In order to create and manage enough puppets to engage in ballot-stuffing with any degree of effectiveness (i.e. to outweigh the masses of real voters turning out), one must, to put it bluntly, have no life.Dyakovo wrote:Wikipedia and Universe wrote:One benefit of automatic timed polls is that once they close, the results are frozen for all to see, so others could still call the winners accurately even if the OP is not around to announce them formally. Proceed as you see fit.
And that would be one of the reasons why when I was running it I opted for automatic timed polls... An argument against using polls for selecting the winners is puppet-wanking, but since this is all just for fun anyway, I never really saw an issue with it.

An ODECON Naval Analyst wrote:Superior tactics and training can in fact triumph over force of numbers and missile spam.
Bottle wrote:This is not rocket surgery, folks.
Senestrum wrote:This is relativity, the theory that takes everything we know about the world, bends it over, and fucks it to death with a spiked dildo.

by Dyakovo » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:47 am

by Torcularis Septentrionalis » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:53 am
The Andromeda Islands wrote:This! Is! A! Bad! Idea!
Furious Grandmothers wrote:Why are you talking about murder when we are talking about abortion? Murdering a fetus is impossible. It's like smelling an echo. You're not making sense.

by Horsefish » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:59 am
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Dyakovo » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:02 am

by DesAnges » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:30 am

by DesAnges » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:37 am

by Horsefish » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:42 am

Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Horsefish » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:42 am
Keronians wrote:Alright, might as well give it a shot. Hopefully I'll fare better than I have previously.
Don't be too harsh.
I just turned 18, by the way.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Dyakovo » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:43 am


by DesAnges » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:54 am

by Liuzzo » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:55 am
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Liuzzo wrote:Nana Chan I don't think this competition is even allowed to go on without you. I'm researching the FAQ and other Gameplay sections right now and....yup...No sexiest NS'er et al. contest without Nanatsu. It is written then!!!!!
Holy crap. If I could, I would tackle hug you, Liu. Haven't seen you around in forever!!

by DesAnges » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:58 am
by Kiruri » Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:05 am
DesAnges wrote:My second entry:
First off, evidence for the disbelievers
Thug Lyf
The Hair Magnificent
Armed and Dangerous
Zeus
Zooted and Booted
I have been expecting you
The Two Towers

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