Magic coconut arrested in Maldives for rigging election

[Saltesia]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/s ... mentpage=2

Says it all really.

I'm really disappointed when authorities get in on cases like this. I understand that many people in the world are superstitious, but when the state authorities start doing shit like this, like the time Saudi Arabia arrested a Vulture and charged it with being a Mossad spy, or when Japanese police started escorting children from schools to their homes in 1979 after the Kuchisake-Onna rumors, it speaks volumes about the incompetence of those who are running the country, and who should know better.

[Crolacia]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/06/coconut-detained-maldives-vote-rigging?commentpage=2

Says it all really.

[Mavorpen]

Could you put more effort into the OP? It seems like you've mistaken NSG for Facebook...

[Indochinamerica]

What is this...I do not even...

[Lord Kandar]

[Lordieth]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/06/coconut-detained-maldives-vote-rigging?commentpage=2

Says it all really.

A magician summoned by police established that the coconut was innocent, local officials have said. No arrests have been made.

This can't be real, surely?

[Torisakia]

Hate when that happens.

[Bering]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/06/coconut-detained-maldives-vote-rigging?commentpage=2

Says it all really.

a bit of but mostly for me

[TaQud]

was the magic trick putting a lime in the coconut?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Bloody coconuts.

[The North Polish Union]

It is unacceptable that a coconut would even consider rigging an election. I have lost all my faith in coconut-anity.

[Harold I]

[Indochinamerica]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/06/coconut-detained-maldives-vote-rigging?commentpage=2

Says it all really.

A magician summoned by police established that the coconut was innocent, local officials have said. No arrests have been made.

This can't be real, surely?

It seems in Maldives they use wizards instead of attorneys. Useful if you do not want to pay a motherload to win a case against you.

[Melfar]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/06/coconut-detained-maldives-vote-rigging?commentpage=2

Says it all really.

I'm not sure which is best here:


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[Christmahanikwanzikah]

"Attorneys for the coconut were quoted as saying, 'This whole thing is B-A-N-A-N-A-S!'"

[Indochinamerica]

It is unacceptable that a coconut would even consider rigging an election. I have lost all my faith in coconut-anity.

Coconuttity or coconuttiness, I presume you meant?

[Lordieth]

This can't be real, surely?

It seems in Maldives they use wizards instead of attorneys. Useful if you do not want to pay a motherload to win a case against you.

I want to hire a wizard now.

[The Dominion of The Dominion]

I hope this is a joke

[Melfar]

It seems in Maldives they use wizards instead of attorneys. Useful if you do not want to pay a motherload to win a case against you.

I want to hire a wizard now.

"The coconut chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why."

[Vetalia]

I have to admit, I had my doubts about the coconut's innocence until the magician made his statement.

[Viridius]

I must be dreaming...

[Bering]

I want to hire a wizard now.

"The coconut chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why."

Weren't you paying attention?
The Coconut chooses the Wizard to stay out of jail
*Nods*

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

:eyebrow:

I must be dreaming...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36WQbjekE2g

DRREEEEEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

[Mysteron]

Oh, dear! Another set of people being manipulated by the 'old guard' by playing on a dead culture!

[Qazox]

Someone get me off this planet, I don't wanna live here anymore.

Seriously? A magic coconut? Was the talking starfish too busy with his sponge-buddy?