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Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:51 am**

Well, I apologise to the United Kingdom but I think it'd be in the best interest of everyone to simply bomb the nation now.

But in seriousness, I saw several Asian Giant Hornets in France. They're huge and scared the living life out of me. Hopefully they don't cross the channel, or have they already?

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:07 am**

Cill Airne wrote:But in seriousness, I saw several Asian Giant Hornets in France. They're huge and scared the living life out of me. Hopefully they don't cross the channel, or have they already?

No you didn't. You saw their smaller, and behaviourally significantly different, cousins.

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:08 am**

Nazis in Space wrote:
Cill Airne wrote:But in seriousness, I saw several Asian Giant Hornets in France. They're huge and scared the living life out of me. Hopefully they don't cross the channel, or have they already?
No you didn't. You saw their smaller, and behaviourally significantly different, cousins.

Asian, European, hornets all look alike.

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:10 am**

Nazis in Space wrote:
Cill Airne wrote:But in seriousness, I saw several Asian Giant Hornets in France. They're huge and scared the living life out of me. Hopefully they don't cross the channel, or have they already?
No you didn't. You saw their smaller, and behaviourally significantly different, cousins.

None the less, we were warned to stay clear of them since swarms of them had attacked several people the year prior.

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:11 am**

Deport these illegal aliens.

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:11 am**

Even the Hornets are trying to take advantage of our benifits system. :rofl:

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:15 am**

If they're so worried about the invasion of Asian Giant Hornets, just spread stories that the Hornets are Muslim and the EDL will practically volunteer to exterminate them for free in a potential win-win.

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:17 am**

Nazis in Space wrote:
Tsaraine wrote:
According to the sound thing in the link, they were introduced by accident into France in 2004, and like the recent hot weather.
They weren't.

Vespa Velutina - pictured here - was. But its habit of killing bees is limited to hunting them down in the air, it doesn't invade and annihilate hives.

Vespa Mandarinia - pictured here -, which is what we call the Asian Giant Hornet, remains limited to Asia.

tl;dr: The BBC engages in Daily Mail style journalism

You did not read the rest, Vespa mandarinia was released in France to control Vespa Velutina populations. The French accidently released a few queens and now Vespa mandarinia are everywhere.

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:29 am**

Nuke the UK. Burn everything.

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:30 am**

Genivaria wrote:Nuke the UK. Burn everything.

Thanks

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:33 am**

That's it I'm moving to Greenland

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:35 am**

Genivaria wrote:Nuke the UK. Burn everything.

The presence of Vespa Mandarinia is why we nuked Japan twice in 1945.

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:40 am**

Thank God I live in the US.

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:41 am**

Divair wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Nuke the UK. Burn everything.

Thanks

I'm sorry Divair, your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:41 am**

Genivaria wrote:Nuke the UK. Burn everything.

"My fellow Americans it is time we brought erm, democracy and freedom to the commies in the UK."

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:41 am**

These things only live in warm climates right?

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:41 am**

Calorax wrote:That's it I'm moving to Greenland

The hornets will catch you before you actually do.

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:44 am**

Saveyou Island wrote:
Calorax wrote:That's it I'm moving to Greenland

The hornets will catch you before you actually do.

Yeah they like to attack fleeing boats and planes.

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:53 am**

Saveyou Island wrote:
Calorax wrote:That's it I'm moving to Greenland

The hornets will catch you before you actually do.

He's infected! Burn 'em!!!

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:14 am**

Gauthier wrote:
Nazis in Space wrote:No you didn't. You saw their smaller, and behaviourally significantly different, cousins.

Asian, European, hornets all look alike.

I call INSECTISM!!!!111!!!

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:18 am**

Someone called?

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:52 am**

Asian Giant Hornets wrote:Someone called?

Oh boy, not you again...

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:55 am**

Asian Giant Hornets wrote:Someone called?

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:56 am**

Hahaha suckers across the pond hahahaha oh shit don't bring it across plx.

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:59 am**

Asian Giant Hornets wrote:Someone called?

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Asian Giant Hornet to migrate to the UK