Philosophic Question:Solve It!

[Norstal]

... you've seen Bruce Almighty, right? I mean, Morgan Freeman only stars in them documentary flicks.

It all makes sense now.

God is a shitty unionized shipyard manager.

"Uh, yeah, I heard ya, I'll get right on that. I'll get my son right on that. Jo Jimmy, Jimmy Jo, whatever his name was."

"You tell me what you want and I will very carefully explain why it cannot be done."

"What?"

[The Rich Port]

It all makes sense now.

God is a shitty unionized shipyard manager.

"Uh, yeah, I heard ya, I'll get right on that. I'll get my son right on that. Jo Jimmy, Jimmy Jo, whatever his name was."

"You tell me what you want and I will very carefully explain why it cannot be done."

"What?"

... God is a Pointy-Haired Boss.

PHB IS GOD.

[Threlizdun]

If a deity existed it would be difficult to consider it anything but a monster. Thankfully the existence of such beings is tremendously unlikely.