MFW
I wouldn't be able to stop laughing long enough if a girl busted that out.
I can't ride the motorcycle if I'm above the alcohol limit.
Jesus.
The Union of the West wrote:When "booze and sex are constants in your life," I think its pretty reasonable to assume you're an alcoholic.
I'm not sure you understand what "constants" are. Or am I?
It doesn't mean I'm constantly drinking booze. I'd be dead. It just means booze and sex are regularly in my life.
What does sex have to do with alcoholism?