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What would you do with 30 Million Worthless US $100 Bills?

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What would you do with 30 Million Worthless US $100 Bills?

Donate it to Poor Countries along with New England Patriots 19-0 Shirts
6
4%
Use it as a never ending supply of toilet paper
16
10%
Brag to your obnoxious coworkers/family members/neighbors that you are now "rich"
7
4%
Pour it down the drain like how the idiom goes
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3%
Start my own club with blackjack and hookers
18
11%
Buy Detroit
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17%
Take the money and run
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4%
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Other
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10%
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What would you do with 30 Million Worthless US $100 Bills?

Postby TaQud » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:10 pm

Source: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/30-millio ... 00942.html

An ink error has ruined 30 million newly printed $100 bills.
There's been yet another major snag in the Federal Reserve's mission to introduce the hundred-dollar bill.
This time, a printing error called "mashing" – when too much ink is applied to the paper – has rendered 30 million bills totally useless, a spokesperson for the Bureau of Engraving and Printing (BEP) confirmed to the New Yorker's David Wolman.
"This time, recent batches of cash from the Washington, D.C., plant contained 'clearly unacceptable' bills intermixed with passable ones, according to a July memo to employees from Larry Felix, the bureau’s director," Wolman explains. "So the Fed is returning more than thirty million hundred-dollar notes and demanding its money back, Felix wrote. Another thirty billion dollars’ worth of paper sits in limbo awaiting examination, and Fed officials have informed the bureau that they will not accept any hundred-dollar notes made at the Washington, D.C., facility until further notice."


It's amazing how it only took them 30 million of new $100 bills to realize something is wrong. :roll: But back to the point in question, I would brag about it to my neighbors and than use it as toilet paper.

So NSG what would do?
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Postby Warda » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:11 pm

trade them for the old 100s because the new ones look bad
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Postby TaQud » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:12 pm

Warda wrote:trade them for the old 100s because the new ones look bad

which part?
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Postby Souseiseki » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:14 pm

this would not have happened if we elected ron paul
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Postby Frisivisia » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:15 pm

Use them to light cigars.
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Postby Warda » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:15 pm

TaQud wrote:
Warda wrote:trade them for the old 100s because the new ones look bad

which part?

they look to much like euro bills rather than murican currency. i dont see the point in changing the 100s because they are really faked and most that are lower value bills.
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Postby Malkora » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:16 pm

Make forts out of the money.
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:16 pm

Souseiseki wrote:this would not have happened if we elected ron paul

Or Gary Johnson.
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Postby TaQud » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:17 pm

*removed*
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Postby Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:19 pm

Use them as cigars
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Postby Spoder » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:20 pm

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Souseiseki wrote:this would not have happened if we elected ron paul

Or Gary Johnson.

Silly Obama...trying to print off a fuckton of 100 dollar bills to pay our national debt...of course he would've fucked up a few million.
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Postby TaQud » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:20 pm

Warda wrote:
TaQud wrote:which part?

they look to much like euro bills rather than murican currency. i dont see the point in changing the 100s because they are really faked and most that are lower value bills.

Should we change Ben Franklin to look like the Joker than? :p
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Postby Tabret » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:20 pm

Toilet paper.

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Postby The Warring States of the Mediterranean » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:21 pm

Only one who said buy Detroit!!!!WOOOOO

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Postby TaQud » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:22 pm

Malkora wrote:Make forts out of the money.

What would be the names of the Fort?

Fort Moolah?
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Postby Pasovo-nacoBo » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:23 pm

Malkora wrote:Make forts out of the money.

Dibs, or circulate it in Greek money lol.

Anyway, I'd either make art out of it. (To make real money) or I'd simply use it, and pretend lik it's real money, and put alot of money into an Untrackable PayPal Account, while I also put it into a real bamk account, and collect real interest.

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Postby Lemanrussland » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:24 pm

Error bills are worth quite a lot of money, actually.

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Postby TaQud » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:25 pm

Lemanrussland wrote:Error bills are worth quite a lot of money, actually.

but once when they get rarer and rarer though right? (i doubt a 1 in 30 million misprint $100 bill would be worth that much until a longtime...)
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Postby Pasovo-nacoBo » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:25 pm

Wait a minute, can we actually have those? I'll purchase them lol.

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Postby Greed and Death » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:26 pm

TaQud wrote:
Frisivisia wrote:Use them to light cigars.

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that's what Bender did. :p

No you use the Constitution to wrap cigars.
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Postby Ivania » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:26 pm

Bake alot of cakes made out of 100$ bills.
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Postby TaQud » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:27 pm

greed and death wrote:
TaQud wrote:
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that's what Bender did. :p

No you use the Constitution to wrap cigars.

oh wow. I misread Joe's post. :p :lol:
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Postby TaQud » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:28 pm

Ivania wrote:Bake alot of cakes made out of 100$ bills.

wouldn't you get paper cuts in your mouth though?
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Postby Dracoria » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:28 pm

Malkora wrote:Make forts out of the money.


That was my idea as well. Or papier-mache swans. Many, many paper-mache swans. Staring at you with little Ben Franklin portrait eyes.
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Postby Ivania » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:29 pm

TaQud wrote:
Ivania wrote:Bake alot of cakes made out of 100$ bills.

wouldn't you get paper cuts in your mouth though?

It enhances the flavour.
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