Idiots are every where

[New Manvir]

Crush him utterly and completely before he has a chance to inflict any damage on you. Then you will be king, and the womenfolk will be yours.

Whether this is a good thing or not depends on the age of the womenfolk in question, and the appearance. Based on the intellect of the OP, I'm guessing it would be a bad thing.

Okay, but they're never too young to make you a sandwich.

I personally like my sandwiches free of baby drool

I did say womenfolk, not babyfolk(?)...

[Callisdrun]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do? I am thinking of war.

It's a rumble they want, dawg, itsa rumble they gonna get, yo.

"If they want to have a war, then let it begin here."

(sorry to the British if they find it offensive due to the American Revolution)

erm...British offended by the revolution? My incompotence sensor is bleeping...

Why do you think they call us Yankees? Some don't like it.

I'm perfectly fine with being called a Yank or Yankee. I mean, we did appropriate "Yankee Doodle" for our own use. And it beats the hell out of "Americunt" or "USian."

We got the song from the British except we changed the words to taunt them.

Yes. That's what "appropriate" means in this context.

[Robarya]

How old are you? I assume you are ~15, so the risk of getting a criminal record because of a school fight is not that big then. But you should only use violence if you have to, to avoid getting yourself into trouble because of that asshole.

[Callisdrun]

Film it and put it on youtube. Otherwise we won't believe you.

I don't have a YouTube account. Why do I need to film it? It could fall into the wrong hands that way.

This is the internet. Land of "pics or it didn't happen."

If you fail to deliver evidence of this contest, we will assume you are lying.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Hit him in the head with a copy of Azumanga Daioh and run to the schoolbus like the pathetic kitten you are-it worked for me...or deliver the nut-shot.

[Overleef]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do? I am thinking of war.

You know, I was going to say that this is the most insipid and puerile thing I've seen on NSG today, but then it occurs to me that its also my real life country's foreign policy most of the time.

[Callisdrun]

Hit him in the head with a copy of Azumanga Daioh and run to the schoolbus like the pathetic kitten you are-it worked for me...or deliver the nut-shot.

Or Tall Jeff him.

[Yootopia]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do?

Double your dosage.

[Katganistan]

I think every one has agreed on war.

No, largely you.

[Risottia]

Yes, war is always the best form of response.

I suggest to go at the UN and tell them your foes got WMDs.

[Dzanjir]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do?

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

[Risottia]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do?

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

Burn the women, rape the crops...

Mh... oh wait...

[Allbeama]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do?

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

Burn the women, rape the crops...

Mh... oh wait...

Whatever floats your boat man.

[Telemia]

Pro tip: stop being a Nazi, then maybe people will hate you less.

No, no, this is never a good idea. First off, if you're not a Nazi, don't pretend to be a Nazi and the Nazis won't beat your ass.

Second, if you are a Nazi, then its better than anything else. FACT.

Third, if you're a Nazi that no longer wants to be a Nazi, you'll leave that group and all your protection is lost. Nice one, slick. (I don't think you're a Nazi at all, though.)


Anywho, I think you should battle for hall supremacy, winner-take-all. Just be careful of those 3rd parties, they like to get involved in things.

[Callisdrun]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do?

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

Burn the women, rape the crops...

Mh... oh wait...

Eat the girl, fuck the bike, steal the pizza.

[The Blaatschapen]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do?

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

Burn the women, rape the crops...

Mh... oh wait...

Eat the girl, fuck the bike, steal the pizza.

Well, I don't like fucking a bike or burning women (they're already smokin' hot anyway). But the rest I can do, especially raping crops. I'd rape them so hard that I'd deflower the cauliflower so that only 'cauli' would be left.

[Callisdrun]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do?

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

Burn the women, rape the crops...

Mh... oh wait...

Eat the girl, fuck the bike, steal the pizza.

Well, I don't like fucking a bike or burning women (they're already smokin' hot anyway). But the rest I can do, especially raping crops. I'd rape them so hard that I'd deflower the cauliflower so that only 'cauli' would be left.

I loled hard.

[Cameroi]

it's FIRST rape, THEN pillage, THEN burn.
but don't forget to spare the sheep!

with "idiots are everywhere" as its title,
this seems to be one of the most appropriately NAMED threads i've seen on here in a long time.

(along with typically idiotic content, but that's pretty much to be expected)

[Skibereen]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do? I am thinking of war.

Idiots are everywhere.

[Cabra West]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do? I am thinking of war.

Why bother opening a thread to point out your own idiocy?

[Cannot think of a name]

Don't worry, some guy in my school said he was going to report me to the police for being a socialist.

Tell him that's not a crime. Unless where you live it is a crime.

I live in California. Also, I told him like a thousand times it's not a crime, but he just say, "No, you can report people to the police for being a communist. Yeah, I can do that."

Technically correct, you can report people to the police for anything. Whether or not they care is something else entirely.

[Amor Pulchritudo]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do? I am thinking of war.

Idiots are everywhere. In fact, there is one in this thread. He can't spell "for" and thinks NSG is LiveJournal.

[Czardas]

Idiots are every where

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do? I am thinking of war.

Indeed, it seems you have proved your own postulate correct.

(The title reminds me vaguely of one of the winning entries for the Lyttle Lytton writing contest, as well.)

[Zeppy]

I am not a idiot, Jimmy!

[Blaaraud]

Damn you Czardas, that was my post =(