Idiots are every where

[Callisdrun]

Don't worry, some guy in my school said he was going to report me to the police for being a socialist.

Tell him that's not a crime. Unless where you live it is a crime.

I live in California. Also, I told him like a thousand times it's not a crime, but he just say, "No, you can report people to the police for being a communist. Yeah, I can do that."

Just tell the dumb bastard that THIS guy...

Also thought Communists were criminals. For reasons apparently only I understand, it shuts up most of the Republicans in my school. Oh, and kid that is planning on fighting whoever... grow the hell up. Your little "war" is going to be pathetic in scope when considering the others happening in the world, not counting the ones that already happened. Worse things have been settled without a single shot fired.

Yes, do this. In High School, Godwin is often a winning move.

If all else fails, kick to the nuts is usually effective.

[The Blaatschapen]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do? I am thinking of war.

It's a rumble they want, dawg, itsa rumble they gonna get, yo.

"If they want to have a war, then let it begin here."

(sorry to the British if they find it offensive due to the American Revolution)

erm...British offended by the revolution? My incompotence sensor is bleeping...

Why do you think they call us Yankees? Some don't like it.

Why would you be offended by it? Some linguists think it was a shortening of the Native Americans' attempt to pronounce "L'Anglais", which morphed over time into "Y'an-gee" and onward.

Others think it is an anglification of the dutch name "Jan-Kees"...

[Avenio]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do? I am thinking of war.

It's a rumble they want, dawg, itsa rumble they gonna get, yo.

"If they want to have a war, then let it begin here."

(sorry to the British if they find it offensive due to the American Revolution)

erm...British offended by the revolution? My incompotence sensor is bleeping...

Why do you think they call us Yankees? Some don't like it.

Why would you be offended by it? Some linguists think it was a shortening of the Native Americans' attempt to pronounce "L'Anglais", which morphed over time into "Y'an-gee" and onward.

Others think it is an anglification of the dutch name "Jan-Kees"...

I was about to post that too, but I thought that "Little John" might be considered a derogatory term.

[Reblle]

I think every one has agreed on war.

[Avenio]

I think every one has agreed on war.

I refer you to one of my previous posts;

Calm down a wee bit, and think about this. You are in high school (Presumably, my apologies if not) here, not the United Nations. Noone is going to be throwing thermonuclear weapons about, the worst thing that could possibly happen is a scuffle and a few harsh words on Facebook, and everyone will forget about it in a month. Is a short spat with a few people you're never going to see again once you graduate worth having your school record (Which affects you if you decide to go to university/college/trade school/etc) tarnished by a fight, or worse; having it added to your criminal record?

[Callisdrun]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do? I am thinking of war.

It's a rumble they want, dawg, itsa rumble they gonna get, yo.

"If they want to have a war, then let it begin here."

(sorry to the British if they find it offensive due to the American Revolution)

erm...British offended by the revolution? My incompotence sensor is bleeping...

Why do you think they call us Yankees? Some don't like it.

I'm perfectly fine with being called a Yank or Yankee. I mean, we did appropriate "Yankee Doodle" for our own use. And it beats the hell out of "Americunt" or "USian."

[Callisdrun]

I think every one has agreed on war.

You should launch an preemptive attack by whipping out your dick and peeing on him.

[Reblle]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do? I am thinking of war.

It's a rumble they want, dawg, itsa rumble they gonna get, yo.

"If they want to have a war, then let it begin here."

(sorry to the British if they find it offensive due to the American Revolution)

erm...British offended by the revolution? My incompotence sensor is bleeping...

Why do you think they call us Yankees? Some don't like it.

I'm perfectly fine with being called a Yank or Yankee. I mean, we did appropriate "Yankee Doodle" for our own use. And it beats the hell out of "Americunt" or "USian."

We got the song from the British except we changed the words to taunt them.

[Allbeama]

Don't worry, some guy in my school said he was going to report me to the police for being a socialist.

Tell him that's not a crime. Unless where you live it is a crime.

I live in California. Also, I told him like a thousand times it's not a crime, but he just say, "No, you can report people to the police for being a communist. Yeah, I can do that."

Well then he's just a Fucktard. Call him that.

[Fredrikshamn]

suicide bomb the school.

Yes Wilgrove, thats logic we all can wrap our minds around!!!
lmao!!!

[Wutaco]

Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do? I am thinking of war.

It's a rumble they want, dawg, itsa rumble they gonna get, yo.

"If they want to have a war, then let it begin here."

(sorry to the British if they find it offensive due to the American Revolution)

erm...British offended by the revolution? My incompotence sensor is bleeping...

Why do you think they call us Yankees? Some don't like it.

Why would you be offended by it? Some linguists think it was a shortening of the Native Americans' attempt to pronounce "L'Anglais", which morphed over time into "Y'an-gee" and onward.

Others think it is an anglification of the dutch name "Jan-Kees"...

I was about to post that too, but I thought that "Little John" might be considered a derogatory term.

Well, than I guess we can just call this guy Fred Phelps.

[H N Fiddlebottoms VIII]

I think every one has agreed on war.

I said nothing of the sort. War and violence are terrible things to dirty one's hands with, poison is the weapon of sophistication. Poison administered to someone while under the cover of seeking reconciliation, however, is the finest weapon imaginable.

[NotnotgnimmiJymmiJ]

Film it and put it on youtube. Otherwise we won't believe you.

[Reblle]

Film it and put it on youtube. Otherwise we won't believe you.

I don't have a YouTube account. Why do I need to film it? It could fall into the wrong hands that way.

[Almajoya]

Film it and put it on youtube. Otherwise we won't believe you.

Film or it didn't happen :B

[Kagetora]

Film it and put it on youtube. Otherwise we won't believe you.

Film or it didn't happen :B

And even then, we'll call fraud.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

Yes idiots are every where. And now I realise they're even starting threads.

[NotnotgnimmiJymmiJ]

Film it and put it on youtube. Otherwise we won't believe you.

I don't have a YouTube account. Why do I need to film it? It could fall into the wrong hands that way.

Go onto youtube.com and click "create account." You managed to figure out how to make an account on here, it should be easy for you to do it on youtube. Try having a friend film it and upload it.

[New Manvir]

Crush him utterly and completely before he has a chance to inflict any damage on you. Then you will be king, and the womenfolk will be yours.

[Reblle]

Film it and put it on youtube. Otherwise we won't believe you.

I don't have a YouTube account. Why do I need to film it? It could fall into the wrong hands that way.

Go onto youtube.com and click "create account." You managed to figure out how to make an account on here, it should be easy for you to do it on youtube. Try having a friend film it and upload it.

No! I will not do that since they could use it against me!

[Kagetora]

Crush him utterly and completely before he has a chance to inflict any damage on you. Then you will be king, and the womenfolk will be yours.

Whether this is a good thing or not depends on the age of the womenfolk in question, and the appearance. Based on the intellect of the OP, I'm guessing it would be a bad thing.

[New Manvir]

Do you actually know how to fight? And how many people is this kid gathering?

He is going to try to get the whole hall but I have a few followers. And yes I can fight.

You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.

Sure you can fight and use a weapon, but can you sing and dance?

[New Manvir]

Crush him utterly and completely before he has a chance to inflict any damage on you. Then you will be king, and the womenfolk will be yours.

Whether this is a good thing or not depends on the age of the womenfolk in question, and the appearance. Based on the intellect of the OP, I'm guessing it would be a bad thing.

Okay, but they're never too young to make you a sandwich.

[Kagetora]

Crush him utterly and completely before he has a chance to inflict any damage on you. Then you will be king, and the womenfolk will be yours.

Whether this is a good thing or not depends on the age of the womenfolk in question, and the appearance. Based on the intellect of the OP, I'm guessing it would be a bad thing.

Okay, but they're never too young to make you a sandwich.

I personally like my sandwiches free of baby drool

[Daistallia 2104]

Why would you be offended by it? Some linguists think it was a shortening of the Native Americans' attempt to pronounce "L'Anglais", which morphed over time into "Y'an-gee" and onward.

Because in my part of the US, Yankee is a pejorative for those from the North.

I think every one has agreed on war.