Idiots are every where

by **Justorica** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:30 am

Risottia wrote:
Barringtonia wrote:Yes, war is always the best form of response.

I suggest to go at the UN and tell them your foes got WMDs.

Don't forget to tell them that your foes are minorities. The UN tends to act faster and more violently when told this.

by **Justorica** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:31 am

Cameroi wrote:it's FIRST rape, THEN pillage, THEN burn.
but don't forget to spare the sheep!

with "idiots are everywhere" as its title,
this seems to be one of the most appropriately NAMED threads i've seen on here in a long time.

(along with typically idiotic content, but that's pretty much to be expected)

It pillage,burn,THEN rape!

Because raping things while they're on fire is so enjoyable. I suggest trying it some time.

by **Cirona** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:38 am

Justorica wrote:
Cameroi wrote:it's FIRST rape, THEN pillage, THEN burn.
but don't forget to spare the sheep!

with "idiots are everywhere" as its title,
this seems to be one of the most appropriately NAMED threads i've seen on here in a long time.

(along with typically idiotic content, but that's pretty much to be expected)

It pillage,burn,THEN rape!

Because raping things while they're on fire is so enjoyable. I suggest trying it some time.

Sex on Fire? :blink:

by **Dregruk** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:39 am

Reblle wrote:
NotnotgnimmiJymmiJ wrote:
Reblle wrote:
NotnotgnimmiJymmiJ wrote:Film it and put it on youtube. Otherwise we won't believe you.

I don't have a YouTube account. Why do I need to film it? It could fall into the wrong hands that way.

Go onto youtube.com and click "create account." You managed to figure out how to make an account on here, it should be easy for you to do it on youtube. Try having a friend film it and upload it.

No! I will not do that since they could use it against me!

Yes, heaven forbid it reveals your secret identity, Batman.

by **Helgrin** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:40 am

Cirona wrote:
Justorica wrote:
Cameroi wrote:it's FIRST rape, THEN pillage, THEN burn.
but don't forget to spare the sheep!

with "idiots are everywhere" as its title,
this seems to be one of the most appropriately NAMED threads i've seen on here in a long time.

(along with typically idiotic content, but that's pretty much to be expected)

It pillage,burn,THEN rape!

Because raping things while they're on fire is so enjoyable. I suggest trying it some time.

Sex on Fire?

No, that was a Kings of Leon song. He ment sex near fire.

by **Cirona** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:44 am

Helgrin wrote:
Cirona wrote:
Justorica wrote:
Cameroi wrote:it's FIRST rape, THEN pillage, THEN burn.
but don't forget to spare the sheep!

with "idiots are everywhere" as its title,
this seems to be one of the most appropriately NAMED threads i've seen on here in a long time.

(along with typically idiotic content, but that's pretty much to be expected)

It pillage,burn,THEN rape!

Because raping things while they're on fire is so enjoyable. I suggest trying it some time.

Sex on Fire?

No, that was a Kings of Leon song. He ment sex near fire.

but but but... he said:

Because raping things while they're on fire is so enjoyable. I suggest trying it some time.

by **Helgrin** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:54 am

Cirona wrote:
Helgrin wrote:
Cirona wrote:
Justorica wrote:
Cameroi wrote:it's FIRST rape, THEN pillage, THEN burn.
but don't forget to spare the sheep!
with "idiots are everywhere" as its title,
this seems to be one of the most appropriately NAMED threads i've seen on here in a long time.
(along with typically idiotic content, but that's pretty much to be expected)

It pillage,burn,THEN rape!
Because raping things while they're on fire is so enjoyable. I suggest trying it some time.

Sex on Fire?

No, that was a Kings of Leon song. He ment sex near fire.

but but but... he said:
Because raping things while they're on fire is so enjoyable. I suggest trying it some time.

Let's just move on, shall we?
So how 'bout them idiots? They seem to be everywhere nowadays.

by **Cirona** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:59 am

I agree. There recently has been an outburst of idiots. don't look at me.

Fat idiots, skinny idiots, tall idiots, short idiots, guy idiots, girl idiots... *sigh*

We need some kind of idiot-secticide. *Goes kills my Science teacher*

by **Helgrin** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:04 am

Cirona wrote:I agree. There recently has been an outburst of idiots. don't look at me.

Fat idiots, skinny idiots, tall idiots, short idiots, guy idiots, girl idiots... *sigh*

We need some kind of idiot-secticide. *Goes kills my Science teacher*

"Fat idiots, skinny idiots, idiots who climb on rocks..."

by **Ifreann** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:14 am

Raid the village, storm the keep!
Eat the women, rape the sheep!
May your deed with shield and axe
Equal those with goats and yaks!

by **Helgrin** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:19 am

Ifreann wrote:Raid the village, storm the keep!
Eat the women, rape the sheep!
May your deed with shield and axe
Equal those with goats and yaks!

Rape sheep?! Where are you invading? New Zealand!?

by **Ifreann** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:21 am

Helgrin wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Raid the village, storm the keep!
Eat the women, rape the sheep!
May your deed with shield and axe
Equal those with goats and yaks!

Rape sheep?! Where are you invading? New Zealand!?

Vikings are easily confused.

by **Albaron** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:22 am

Meldaria wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Reblle wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:suicide bomb the school.

I have thought of that but then I thought of my life.

But think about the 72 virgins!

Sadly it's only 42 ma boy...

And for all you know, they could be male...

But seriously, I don't think "war" would even logistically work in school (unless it is on NS as previously suggested).

by **Conservative Ad Droid** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:38 am

My Idiocy Alert Sensor is tinging rapidly.

*twitches*

by **Ifreann** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:41 am

Conservative Ad Droid wrote:My Idiocy Alert Sensor is tinging rapidly.

*twitches*

Is that your Idiocy Alert Sensor, or are you just happy to see me? :twisted:

by **Blouman Empire** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:02 am

Reblle wrote:Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do? I am thinking of war.

War is the best way to go, kick your oppnent down.

What is he plannig on doing?

by **Ifreann** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:04 am

Blouman Empire wrote:
Reblle wrote:Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do? I am thinking of war.

War is the best way to go, kick your oppnent down.

What is he plannig on doing?

Calling him gay on Facebook.

by **Blouman Empire** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:11 am

Reblle wrote:
NotnotgnimmiJymmiJ wrote:Film it and put it on youtube. Otherwise we won't believe you.

I don't have a YouTube account. Why do I need to film it? It could fall into the wrong hands that way.

That's right don't allow the enemy to get your information.

Loose lips sink ships.

by **Blouman Empire** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:15 am

Ifreann wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Reblle wrote:Last Friday at school some kid said he is going to get a group of people together that hates me fir reasons I don't care to say. I have much more influence than any one else in the hall I am in. What should I do? I am thinking of war.

War is the best way to go, kick your oppnent down.

What is he plannig on doing?

Calling him gay on Facebook.

That's pretty much Pearl Harbour.

To war it is, remind everyone that he used to wet his pants in kindergarten.

by **Reblle** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:41 pm

I would like a few more suggestions before I can do anything. Any ideas that no one mentioned?

by **Barringtonia** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:42 pm

Reblle wrote:I would like a few more suggestions before I can do anything. Any ideas that no one mentioned?

You'll probably need to develop a secret code so you can pass instructions to your allies without the enemy knowing your intentions.

by **Helgrin** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:55 pm

Reblle wrote:I would like a few more suggestions before I can do anything. Any ideas that no one mentioned?

I'm gonna say, don't listen to these idiots. Don't start a war, because you will be the one getting in trouble. Just wait for him to do something, then get him in as much trouble as you possibly can. His friends too. Make sure his teachers and parents know. Especially his parents. :twisted:

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:05 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Helgrin wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Raid the village, storm the keep!
Eat the women, rape the sheep!
May your deed with shield and axe
Equal those with goats and yaks!

Rape sheep?! Where are you invading? New Zealand!?

Vikings are easily confused.

*phew* escaped again

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