General Boy Advice.

[Warda]

Sir, you are just bigoted. I shall laugh if that pink wearing child grows to be a better human than you.

Danke.

I think if one dye represents you, you must be a pretty boring guy.

[Neutraligon]

Hmm, I'm not sure on this one. Must ask the female hive mind.

The hivemind approves.

So be it, hot pink cars on MMO count. You are officially a man.

[Imperial Nilfgaard]

I didn't read through the thread so I'm not sure if this has been said already, but we typically find "sailor-mouth" a turn off.

Not me. Anybody who knows me personally knows I am one of the most profane people on the planet. I wouldn't expect anything less from my girl.

[Seitonjin]

Sir, you are just bigoted. I shall laugh if that pink wearing child grows to be a better human than you.

Danke.

Doubtful, but if that so happens I will laugh with you.

*imaginary internet punch here*

Spill blood like a real man, leave like a gentleman.

[Soviet Post Punk]

Dicks.

[Seitonjin]

I think if one dye represents you, you must be a pretty boring guy.

I shall consult the female hivemind.

[New haven america]

I think if one dye represents you, you must be a pretty boring guy.

No, I can get pretty interesting.

[Imperial Nilfgaard]

This is probly fairly common so I'll say it as if speaking on behalf of all manly men.
We like it when girls are shorter than us.

This guy is a fucking mind reader guys

Mind reading is but one of my many gifts...

[Mozzissey]

This is probly fairly common so I'll say it as if speaking on behalf of all manly men.
We like it when girls are shorter than us.

I don't like my girls too short, I don't really want to bend down too much. That gets annoying, really fast. Like a few inches, sure. But I'd much rather have a girl who is of similar height than too short.

[Todlichebujoku]

Dicks.

Fun to play with.

[Lewina]

This is probly fairly common so I'll say it as if speaking on behalf of all manly men.
We like it when girls are shorter than us.

This guy is a fucking mind reader guys

Make the man a sandwich.

/thread

Nah I prefer to do things myself, make feel like I'm doing something even if its just a sandwich.

Then you have no need of a woman. Oh, how I envy you.

[Stern des Meeres]

I think if one dye represents you, you must be a pretty boring guy.

I shall consult the female hivemind.

Hivemind approves of one dye.

[Need a Name]

Doubtful, but if that so happens I will laugh with you.

*imaginary internet punch here*

Spill blood like a real man, leave like a gentleman.

*takes punch, is about to punchback but stops then turns the other cheek*

[Neutraligon]

Dicks.

Fun to play with.

Fun to eat...lick.

[The Parkus Empire]

Make the man a sandwich.

/thread

No, not "/thread", that's fucking stupid.

[Imperial Nilfgaard]

This is probly fairly common so I'll say it as if speaking on behalf of all manly men.
We like it when girls are shorter than us.

I don't like my girls too short, I don't really want to bend down too much. That gets annoying, really fast. Like a few inches, sure. But I'd much rather have a girl who is of similar height than too short.

I'm 6ft but I don't mind women even who are a full foot shorter than me.

[Warda]

I shall consult the female hivemind.

Hivemind approves of one dye.

O no I approve of dye, just not it representing you.

[Seitonjin]

I shall consult the female hivemind.

Hivemind approves of one dye.

Fuck yeah.

[Stern des Meeres]

Hivemind approves of one dye.

Fuck yeah.

Especially if said dye is pink.

[Lewina]

Make the man a sandwich.

/thread

No, not "/thread", that's fucking stupid.

Lets take this to TGs, shall we? I don't want to spam on this thread.

[New haven america]

I don't like my girls too short, I don't really want to bend down too much. That gets annoying, really fast. Like a few inches, sure. But I'd much rather have a girl who is of similar height than too short.

I'm 6ft but I don't mind women even who are a full foot shorter than me.

When I'm fully grown I'm supposed to be 6'4-6'8, that would be annoying.

[Seitonjin]

Fuck yeah.

Especially if said dye is pink.

Level up and cheerio.

[Costa Alegria]

No. That's you. Willfully. Being. A social outsider. And then complaining about it.

It's not willfully. I don't choose to have no friends or a mental condition that makes it difficult for me to interact with other people.

Self-Confidence is the key to pretty much everything, including but certainly not limited to relationships.

That would have been all well and good if members of the opposite sex didn't keep pretending to like me or pitying me. I haven't been seeking any relationships because I've been too "sacred" (for the want of a more appropriate term) of it turning out as it has done on many occasions: where the girl in question only said yes out of pity or as some sick joke.

Self-confidence is fine if you have any left. Self-confidence is good if you actually haven't been made to look like an idiot or a muppet on multiple occasions.

[The Parkus Empire]

No, not "/thread", that's fucking stupid.

Lets take this to TGs, shall we? I don't want to spam on this thread.

>implying this thread is intelligent, rational debate and not just shittons of spam

[Imperial Nilfgaard]

I'm 6ft but I don't mind women even who are a full foot shorter than me.

When I'm fully grown I'm supposed to be 6'4-6'8, that would be annoying.

Hmm.. That may be difficult then because women over 6ft are hard to find.