General Boy Advice.

[Imperial Nilfgaard]

This is probly fairly common so I'll say it as if speaking on behalf of all manly men.
We like it when girls are shorter than us.

[Need a Name]

He was obviously a man.

Absolutely, a boy only becomes a man when he has worn pink.

He still acts like that. I'm sorry but your ideas are flawed.

[Warda]

This is probly fairly common so I'll say it as if speaking on behalf of all manly men.
We like it when girls are shorter than us.

I have heard that, but I don't care.

[Todlichebujoku]

He was obviously a man.

Absolutely, a boy only becomes a man when he has worn pink.

Dammit.

Wait, I drive an eye-searingly pink car in an online MMO racing game! Does that count?

[New haven america]

This is probly fairly common so I'll say it as if speaking on behalf of all manly men.
We like it when girls are shorter than us.

But not so short, I don't feel like bending down to much.

[The Parkus Empire]

*shouldn't

It's rather a negative approach.

I tend to fluctuate between self-mediocrity and total arrogance. At least if I'm being mediocre, it doesn't piss people off.

That is you being a social outsider.

Is this a question? I can't tell.

No. That's you. Willfully. Being. A social outsider. And then complaining about it.

[Stern des Meeres]

This is probly fairly common so I'll say it as if speaking on behalf of all manly men.
We like it when girls are shorter than us.

Well then all 5 feet of me must be irresistible!

[Imperial Nilfgaard]

*shouldn't

It's rather a negative approach.

I tend to fluctuate between self-mediocrity and total arrogance. At least if I'm being mediocre, it doesn't piss people off.

That is you being a social outsider.

Is this a question? I can't tell.

Self-Confidence is the key to pretty much everything, including but certainly not limited to relationships.

[Lewina]

Make the man a sandwich.

/thread

[Shnercropolis]

Here's advice for nerdy males in particular:

Don't talk interact with us for long periods of time, and then ask for a very detailed description of what we did. It helps if you bring cookies.

[Seitonjin]

Absolutely, a boy only becomes a man when he has worn pink.

He still acts like that. I'm sorry but your ideas are flawed.

Sir, you are just bigoted. I shall laugh if that pink wearing child grows to be a better human than you.

Danke.

[Tiltjuice]

This is probly fairly common so I'll say it as if speaking on behalf of all manly men.
We like it when girls are shorter than us.

More precisely (I read this a while back, though I don't remember exactly where), men tend not to care exactly how tall a partner is, as long as they're shorter.

This is probly fairly common so I'll say it as if speaking on behalf of all manly men.
We like it when girls are shorter than us.

But not so short, I don't feel like bending down to much.

With some exceptions.

[Neutraligon]

Absolutely, a boy only becomes a man when he has worn pink.

Dammit.

Wait, I drive an eye-searingly pink car in an online MMO racing game! Does that count?

Hmm, I'm not sure on this one. Must ask the female hive mind.

[Solaray]

I didn't read through the thread so I'm not sure if this has been said already, but we typically find "sailor-mouth" a turn off.

[Warda]

This is probly fairly common so I'll say it as if speaking on behalf of all manly men.
We like it when girls are shorter than us.

Well then all 5 feet of me must be irresistible!

op nope already said too short sorry

[Imperial Nilfgaard]

This is probly fairly common so I'll say it as if speaking on behalf of all manly men.
We like it when girls are shorter than us.

Well then all 5 feet of me must be irresistible!

lol

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

*shouldn't

It's rather a negative approach.

I tend to fluctuate between self-mediocrity and total arrogance. At least if I'm being mediocre, it doesn't piss people off.

That is you being a social outsider.

Is this a question? I can't tell.

Perhaps if you could find a happy medium.

I know, media these days sells an idea of attractiveness that is, frankly, hard to attain unless you have a lot of money, gym instructors and plastic surgery. And although some people may like this, most people are reasonable when it comes to finding a partner.

[New haven america]

He still acts like that. I'm sorry but your ideas are flawed.

Sir, you are just bigoted. I shall laugh if that pink wearing child grows to be a better human than you.

Danke.

[Stern des Meeres]

Dammit.

Wait, I drive an eye-searingly pink car in an online MMO racing game! Does that count?

Hmm, I'm not sure on this one. Must ask the female hive mind.

The hivemind approves.

[Need a Name]

He still acts like that. I'm sorry but your ideas are flawed.

Sir, you are just bigoted. I shall laugh if that pink wearing child grows to be a better human than you.

Danke.

Doubtful, but if that so happens I will laugh with you.

[Seitonjin]

Sir, you are just bigoted. I shall laugh if that pink wearing child grows to be a better human than you.

Danke.

Sophisticated as hell right there. Real men are just that.

[Sedikal]

This is probly fairly common so I'll say it as if speaking on behalf of all manly men.
We like it when girls are shorter than us.

This guy is a fucking mind reader guys

Make the man a sandwich.

/thread

Nah I prefer to do things myself, make feel like I'm doing something even if its just a sandwich.

[Trollgaard]

*shouldn't

It's rather a negative approach.

I tend to fluctuate between self-mediocrity and total arrogance. At least if I'm being mediocre, it doesn't piss people off.

That is you being a social outsider.

Is this a question? I can't tell.

He's saying you're choosing to be a loser, and choosing to wallow it self pity. Get up and be man. Take action. Don't sit there passively and lament what you don't like about your life.

[Stern des Meeres]

Well then all 5 feet of me must be irresistible!

op nope already said too short sorry

Aww.

[Tiltjuice]

Perhaps if you could find a happy medium.

I know, media these days sells an idea of attractiveness that is, frankly, hard to attain unless you have a lot of money, gym instructors and plastic surgery. And although some people may like this, most people are reasonable when it comes to finding a partner.

I think the most outre was one of my friends from college, who insisted on finding someone attractive who didn't achieve that through any of the 3 measures you listed.

It got so bad I refused to talk to him about the subject.