Islam/Muslim Discussion Thread

[Seljuq Kyiv]

Aye. The government has done nothing to stop alcohol or smoking amongst Muslims here. Meanwhile we are still yapping about Christians using the word Allah (which translates to THE GOD — a semantics failure as it refers to a singular indivisible Being in contrast to the Trinity, but not exactly threatening the religion, etc.) and the smallest things.

And Malaysia is extremely diverse so~

Good luck imposing Shariah and driving all the Chinese or Hindu business owners away :/

Again, Shari'a only applies to Muslims, and I refer to alcohol or smoking amongst Muslims.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

happy birthday Muhammad, old chap! may peace be always upon to you!

to celebrate your birthday I'm going to finish my the satanic verses, damn book like a bollywood movie with hilarious wordmixing, it's easy to know the writer is an Indian. plus a sirah.

Pakistani cinema had a calm and measured reaction to that book.

[Prospect Landings]

happy birthday Muhammad, old chap! may peace be always upon to you!

to celebrate your birthday I'm going to finish my the satanic verses, damn book like a bollywood movie with hilarious wordmixing, it's easy to know the writer is an Indian. plus a sirah.

Pakistani cinema had a calm and measured reaction to that book.

haha, my goodness:

Salman Rushdie, played by Afzaal Ahmad, is portrayed in the film as a sadistic criminal mastermind, working for an international organization devoted to destroying Islam (as the Muslim faith is an obstacle to his wishes of building casinos, nightclubs and brothels around the world). He is depicted as hiding in the Philippines, guarded by a private army led by an Israeli general.

EDIT: Everyone knows Rushdie's private army is led by an Ahmadiyya.

[Seljuq Kyiv]

happy birthday Muhammad, old chap! may peace be always upon to you!

to celebrate your birthday I'm going to finish my the satanic verses, damn book like a bollywood movie with hilarious wordmixing, it's easy to know the writer is an Indian. plus a sirah.

Pakistani cinema had a calm and measured reaction to that book.

such heretical
many blasphemous
very flying quran
so israel
wow

But seriously, it should be billed as comedy rather than action.

[Utceforp]

Pakistani cinema had a calm and measured reaction to that book.

such heretical
many blasphemous
very flying quran
so israel
wow

But seriously, it should be billed as comedy rather than action.

I wonder what would happen if somebody dubbed it in English, edited some of the dialogue and added a laugh track and release it in the US. I'm not saying it will be successful, I'm not saying it should be done, I'm just curious to see what would happen.

[Prospect Landings]

Islam/Muslim Discussion Thread: "All the biggest crooks in the world have gather here today to destroy Islam."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

such heretical
many blasphemous
very flying quran
so israel
wow

But seriously, it should be billed as comedy rather than action.

I wonder what would happen if somebody dubbed it in English, edited some of the dialogue and added a laugh track and release it in the US. I'm not saying it will be successful, I'm not saying it should be done, I'm just curious to see what would happen.

I actually sat down and watched the film in the original Urdu (I can understand it well since the spoken form is virtually the same as Hindi). It's worth seeing because it is extremely funny.

[Seljuq Kyiv]

Islam/Muslim Discussion Thread: "All the biggest crooks in the world The Rothschilds have gather here today to destroy Islam."

FTFY

[Prospect Landings]

There is a musical cowboy.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

There is a musical cowboy.

You're watching the film?

[Prospect Landings]

There is a musical cowboy.

You're watching the film?

Pakistan Zindabad

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You're watching the film?

Pakistan Zindabad

Hindustan Zindabad.

[Prospect Landings]

Pakistan Zindabad

Hindustan Zindabad. ;)

thank you for introducing this into the discussion :)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hindustan Zindabad.

thank you for introducing this into the discussion

No problem. That film is a work of art.

Are you Pakistani?

[Prospect Landings]

thank you for introducing this into the discussion :)

No problem. That film is a work of art.

Are you Pakistani?

A bit further eastern Asian than that. Filipino.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

No problem. That film is a work of art.

Are you Pakistani?

A bit further eastern Asian than that. Filipino.

Heh, Rushdie's hiding out in your country.

[Prospect Landings]

A bit further eastern Asian than that. Filipino.

Heh, Rushdie's hiding out in your country.

This is actually very similar to one of my favorite movies: The Black Gestapo.

[Southern Arkansas]

Curious what y'all think.


Marriage or School. Which first?

[Prospect Landings]

From a religious standpoint International Guerrillas is complete nonsense. The Word of God literally manifests as fire from the heavens, an utter disregard from Islam's rejection of Divine Providence. It is more clearly understood through the prism of a people attempting to regain their 'face' while under the pressure of emasculating capitalistic globalization. When the characters wish to kill Salman Rushdie, what they really want is to kill the idea of the ideological traitor. A Pakistan who has forsook his culture, his nation, his God, for another. There's a reason he wears a Western business suit.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

From a religious standpoint International Guerrillas is complete nonsense. The Word of God literally manifests as fire from the heavens, an utter disregard from Islam's rejection of Divine Providence. It is more clearly understood through the prism of a people attempting to regain their 'face' while under the pressure of emasculating capitalistic globalization. When the characters wish to kill Salman Rushdie, what they really want is to kill the idea of the ideological traitor. A Pakistan who has forsook his culture, his nation, his God, for another. There's a reason he wears a Western business suit.

I'd give it hardly a moment's thought other than comedy myself.

[Seljuq Kyiv]

Curious what y'all think.


Marriage or School. Which first?

School first, so that you can be educated parents with educated perspectives equipped to nurture soon-to-be-educated children.

[Kalosia]

Islamically, it is not supposed to be celebrated. However, that is between you and Allah, not you and me. But my earlier comment referred to the celebration of Prophet Muhammed's (pbuh) birthday, although we don't really know when he was born, as that would quickly lead to some sort of worship towards him.

Explain why Malaysia and Brunei, presumably Islamic nations, celebrate it anyways?

My teacher told me the other day, if I'm not mistaken, that it was so that he would not be forgotten in time. It's to be celebrated at the 12th of the current Islamic month, which would be Tuesday.

[Seljuq Kyiv]

Explain why Malaysia and Brunei, presumably Islamic nations, celebrate it anyways?

My teacher told me the other day, if I'm not mistaken, that it was so that he would not be forgotten in time. It's to be celebrated at the 12th of the current Islamic month, which would be Tuesday.

But Muhammad was born on Monday...

[DogDoo 7]

Happy birthday muhammed! i'll drink a toast to you, old friend.

Mohammad was a cool guy. He was the Che Guevara of his period.

so the Quran is basically 'The Camel Diaries?'

[Seljuq Kyiv]

Happy birthday muhammed! i'll drink a toast to you, old friend.

Mohammad was a cool guy. He was the Che Guevara of his period.

Hardly. But he did lead a revolution against the bourgeois oppressors long before Marx and Engels' writings.