General Girl Advice

[Stern des Meeres]

Which would make chivalry inherently sexist, would it not?

So is maternity leave. It only applies to women. Does that make it sexist? No.

Last time I checked, maternity leave applies to women because they are the ones having the babies.

[Hathradic States]

Yeah look. If you treat women like they're, you know, people and not objects to be acquired and protected, you might be luckier in love.

It is because they aren't objects is why they ought be protected.

Should that extend to everybody? I'm not sure what chivalry you abide by, but mine is "protect everyone".

[Shaggai]

Each person is different. But in most cases, there's a pretty simple rule to follow.

Wheaton's Law.

There, now you have it all down, except for the subtleties. They include: talk about mutual interests, actually give a crap about your appearance, be confident but not arrogant, and a plethora of things that vary from person to person.

Oh, and be human. It's rather hard to get in a relationship with human girls if you're a crocodile, say, or a hippopotamus. I mean, you can be a unicorn or something, maybe, depending on who you're interested in, but being human generally helps.

[Fartsniffage]

In the time when chivalry was actually a thing? Why would protecting chattels be so important?

Why would protecting your Bentley be so important?

Old school chivalry was mostly about protecting someone elses Bentley.....when you wanted it.

[The Parkus Empire]

I thought you were religious

I'm not religious per se, and though I believe in god I don't believe he has any impact beyond creating earth.

You're religious not per se?

You're deist, I see. So you think the earth was created by god and that is all it did?

[The French Revolutionaries]

It is because they aren't objects is why they ought be protected.

That doesn't actually make any sense.

So women aren't as valuable as all the gold, land, etc. in the world in your opinion?

[Ostroeuropa]

Each person is different. But in most cases, there's a pretty simple rule to follow.

Wheaton's Law.

There, now you have it all down, except for the subtleties. They include: talk about mutual interests, actually give a crap about your appearance, be confident but not arrogant, and a plethora of things that vary from person to person.

Oh, and be human. It's rather hard to get in a relationship with human girls if you're a crocodile, say, or a hippopotamus. I mean, you can be a unicorn or something, maybe, depending on who you're interested in, but being human generally helps.

You can be a unicorn...
trust me.
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[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

So is maternity leave. It only applies to women. Does that make it sexist? No.

Last time I checked, maternity leave applies to women because they are the ones having the babies.

Clearly the menfolk are doing the birthing and going through extreme pain and bodily changes so they need the leave.

[Pasovo-nacoBo]

It is because they aren't objects is why they ought be protected.

How can one sentence be so contradictory?

Stop hating on this guy!

He is in trouble with "a lady friend" looking for help, not bait for supertrolls.

yes, there are trolls, then there are supertrolls.

[The Land of Truth]

That doesn't actually make any sense.

So women aren't as valuable as all the gold, land, etc. in the world in your opinion?

No, they're more valuable. Because they're people.

[Stern des Meeres]

I'm not religious per se, and though I believe in god I don't believe he has any impact beyond creating earth.

You're religious not per se?

You're deist, I see. So you think the earth was created by god and that is all it did?

Basically, yes.

[Ostroeuropa]

That doesn't actually make any sense.

So women aren't as valuable as all the gold, land, etc. in the world in your opinion?

...
How many women?
Because if we're talking like, two...

So women aren't as valuable as all the gold, land, etc. in the world in your opinion?

No, they're more valuable. Because they're people.

"We need to burn the wheat fields to suffocate the dragon that has kidnapped that woman!"
Good idea, yes or no?

[The French Revolutionaries]

It is because they aren't objects is why they ought be protected.

Should that extend to everybody? I'm not sure what chivalry you abide by, but mine is "protect everyone".

Yes, it does. But always protect the woman before the other man and the child before the woman.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

That doesn't actually make any sense.

So women aren't as valuable as all the gold, land, etc. in the world in your opinion?

So women are incapable of protecting their own damn selves in your opinion?

[The Parkus Empire]

Why would protecting your Bentley be so important?

Old school chivalry was mostly about protecting someone elses Bentley.....when you wanted it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJkm5R40Hj0

[The Land of Truth]

How can one sentence be so contradictory?

Stop hating on this guy!

He is in trouble with "a lady friend" looking for help, not bait for supertrolls.

yes, there are trolls, then there are supertrolls.

Pointing out that his sentence is contradictory is trolling, now? Where have I been?

[Stern des Meeres]

That doesn't actually make any sense.

So women aren't as valuable as all the gold, land, etc. in the world in your opinion?

Comparing us to objects, then saying we aren't objects? Wow.

[The Parkus Empire]

You're religious not per se?

You're deist, I see. So you think the earth was created by god and that is all it did?

Basically, yes.

Do you believe it created the universe as well?

[The French Revolutionaries]

So women aren't as valuable as all the gold, land, etc. in the world in your opinion?

No, they're more valuable. Because they're people.

Precisely. That is why.

[Hathradic States]

Should that extend to everybody? I'm not sure what chivalry you abide by, but mine is "protect everyone".

Yes, it does. But always protect the woman before the other man and the child before the woman.

On the man/woman, I gauge who can protect themselves best, then help the other one. Of course, I've never met that situation before.

Children always come first, though.

[The French Revolutionaries]

So women aren't as valuable as all the gold, land, etc. in the world in your opinion?

Comparing us to objects, then saying we aren't objects? Wow.

Actually, I never said women were objects.

[The Land of Truth]

So women aren't as valuable as all the gold, land, etc. in the world in your opinion?

So women are incapable of protecting their own damn selves in your opinion?

Of course they can't, what with their frail bone structure and tiny bodies, it's a wonder they can even leave the kitchen!

[Farnhamia]

That doesn't actually make any sense.

So women aren't as valuable as all the gold, land, etc. in the world in your opinion?

As a general proposition, no, no more than any other human being is. And don't you give me the eyebrow, youngling.

[The Parkus Empire]

That doesn't actually make any sense.

So women aren't as valuable as all the gold, land, etc. in the world in your opinion?

Why do you keep pushing this bullshit when all the women here don't like it? Is that part of being chivalrous?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

How can one sentence be so contradictory?

Stop hating on this guy!

He is in trouble with "a lady friend" looking for help, not bait for supertrolls.

yes, there are trolls, then there are supertrolls.

I'm a supertroll?

Do I get a costume?