General Girl Advice

[Fartsniffage]

It's really not. Chivalry is mostly about how to treat other men. The women are kinda tacked on at the end in a be a bit nice if they're noble and try not to rape them too hard.

Actually protection of all women is tenet of true chivalry.

In the time when chivalry was actually a thing? Why would protecting chattels be so important?

[The Parkus Empire]

Exactly my problem with it. I am not so weak that I need men to protect me.

It's not that women are weak, it's just that women are so infinitely important to the man that they must be protected. It's like protecting a church. It is God's church and He is all powerful, yet it is still the responsibility of chivalrous men to protect His Glory and promote His Kingdom.

It is that women are weak, or else the man wouldn't mind the woman protecting him

[Stern des Meeres]

Exactly my problem with it. I am not so weak that I need men to protect me.

It's not that women are weak, it's just that women are so infinitely important to the man that they must be protected. It's like protecting a church. It is God's church and He is all powerful, yet it is still the responsibility of chivalrous men to protect His Glory and promote His Kingdom.

Sorry, you lost me when you went religious.

[Hathradic States]

Yes, I've advised other people to lie. I try not to lie. Ever.

This also works.

Nothing wrong with making the opposition seem weaker.

Yes, I've advised other people to lie. I try not to lie. Ever.

That is quite good policy, yes.

I like to think I know what I am doing when I suit up and a hit a bar.

Of course, I am probably badly out of practice.

[The Parkus Empire]

Actually protection of all women is tenet of true chivalry.

In the time when chivalry was actually a thing? Why would protecting chattels be so important?

Why would protecting your Bentley be so important?

[Farnhamia]

Actually protection of all women is tenet of true chivalry.

In the time when chivalry was actually a thing? Why would protecting chattels be so important?

See, when Daddy and the Chattel really love each other, they give each other this special hug, and then then nine months later ...

[The French Revolutionaries]

It's not that women are weak, it's just that women are so infinitely important to the man that they must be protected. It's like protecting a church. It is God's church and He is all powerful, yet it is still the responsibility of chivalrous men to protect His Glory and promote His Kingdom.

It is that women are weak, or else the man wouldn't mind the woman protecting him

That would be against Chivalry.

[The Land of Truth]

Not in the Middle Ages.

We're talking about today. Nobody who's chivalrous today engages in death duels over honor

I thought he was talking about the Middle Ages version.

[The Parkus Empire]

It's not that women are weak, it's just that women are so infinitely important to the man that they must be protected. It's like protecting a church. It is God's church and He is all powerful, yet it is still the responsibility of chivalrous men to protect His Glory and promote His Kingdom.

Sorry, you lost me when you went religious.

I thought you were religious

[Stern des Meeres]

It is that women are weak, or else the man wouldn't mind the woman protecting him

That would be against Chivalry.

Which would make chivalry inherently sexist, would it not?

[The French Revolutionaries]

It's not that women are weak, it's just that women are so infinitely important to the man that they must be protected. It's like protecting a church. It is God's church and He is all powerful, yet it is still the responsibility of chivalrous men to protect His Glory and promote His Kingdom.

Sorry, you lost me when you went religious.

Atheist, art thou?

[The Parkus Empire]

It is that women are weak, or else the man wouldn't mind the woman protecting him

That would be against Chivalry.

ayup

[Vitaphone Racing]

Exactly my problem with it. I am not so weak that I need men to protect me.

It's not that women are weak, it's just that women are so infinitely important to the man that they must be protected. It's like protecting a church. It is God's church and He is all powerful, yet it is still the responsibility of chivalrous men to protect His Glory and promote His Kingdom.

Yeah look. If you treat women like they're, you know, people and not objects to be acquired and protected, you might be luckier in love.

[The French Revolutionaries]

That would be against Chivalry.

Which would make chivalry inherently sexist, would it not?

So is maternity leave. It only applies to women. Does that make it sexist? No.

[The Parkus Empire]

We're talking about today. Nobody who's chivalrous today engages in death duels over honor

I thought he was talking about the Middle Ages version.

That doesn't really exist today, except maybe in ass-backward third-world countries, and even then it's just an approximation because they aren't actually following the code itself.

[The Parkus Empire]

Which would make chivalry inherently sexist, would it not?

So is maternity leave. It only applies to women. Does that make it sexist? No.

Where it's longer than a week or two, yes.

[Stern des Meeres]

Sorry, you lost me when you went religious.

I thought you were religious

I'm not religious per se, and though I believe in god I don't believe he has any impact beyond creating earth.

[The French Revolutionaries]

It's not that women are weak, it's just that women are so infinitely important to the man that they must be protected. It's like protecting a church. It is God's church and He is all powerful, yet it is still the responsibility of chivalrous men to protect His Glory and promote His Kingdom.

Yeah look. If you treat women like they're, you know, people and not objects to be acquired and protected, you might be luckier in love.

It is because they aren't objects is why they ought be protected.

[Stern des Meeres]

Sorry, you lost me when you went religious.

Atheist, art thou?

Deist, does it matter?

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Exactly my problem with it. I am not so weak that I need men to protect me.

It's not that women are weak, it's just that women are so infinitely important to the man that they must be protected. It's like protecting a church. It is God's church and He is all powerful, yet it is still the responsibility of chivalrous men to protect His Glory and promote His Kingdom.

Not acceptable.

[Farnhamia]

Yeah look. If you treat women like they're, you know, people and not objects to be acquired and protected, you might be luckier in love.

It is because they aren't objects is why they ought be protected.

That doesn't actually make any sense.

[Fartsniffage]

So what is it these days?

Assuming the role of protector and/or provider, for the most part

See....I don't see it as that. Chivalry to me is looking after your lady friend to the best of your ability. If they need a provider then you provide, if the need a protector then you protect. If they need neither then you do neither but at all times you're there for them if they need it.

And of course, you expect the same in return.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Yeah look. If you treat women like they're, you know, people and not objects to be acquired and protected, you might be luckier in love.

It is because they aren't objects is why they ought be protected.

No.

[The French Revolutionaries]

Atheist, art thou?

Deist, does it matter?

No, just wondering.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Yeah look. If you treat women like they're, you know, people and not objects to be acquired and protected, you might be luckier in love.

It is because they aren't objects is why they ought be protected.

How can one sentence be so contradictory?