General Girl Advice

[Need a Name]

Well here's my advice, don't ask people on nationstates.

[The Parkus Empire]

Do people who ask this question really expect to get a miracle answer that makes any girl super-easy to talk to and swooning at your every advance?

There is an answer. Dyakovo will tell you.

Chloroform.

That jokes's pretty played out

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

It is the absolute truth. I am as basically as girly as possible irl.

...
Well, we found something in common.

yay!

[Stern des Meeres]

There is an answer. Dyakovo will tell you.

Chloroform.

That jokes's pretty played out

Yes, but he set it up so perfectly...

[Fartsniffage]

Do people who ask this question really expect to get a miracle answer that makes any girl super-easy to talk to and swooning at your every advance?

Yes. And the answer is "be Brad Pitt". Unfortunately, not all of us have that option.

[The Parkus Empire]

I like politeness, but chivalry? Naw.
I am not some damsel-in-distress waiting to be rescued by a knight in shining armor.

Chivalry isn't all about saving the damsel from the dragon. It's basically being polite when it's appropriate.

It's mostly about being polite as a man in regards to women.

[The French Revolutionaries]

Which I am fine with. But I don't like the stigma of chivalry.

It's an old fashioned word. Much like "bosom".

This thread seems rife with them.....

I'm old fashioned. Sorry.

[The Land of Truth]

Well here's my advice, don't ask people on nationstates.

That's the best advice I've seen all day.

[Pasovo-nacoBo]

Hello everyone. This is kind of embarrassing , so I'm using one of my puppets, but I'm looking for general advice on the female. I sort of understand the traditional woman, but not the modern (that's hindsight for you).

Plenty of modern women are traditional.

Anyways, what do girls actually like in males? Kindness? Piety? Chivalry? Or something else entirely?

What do human beings like?

Givens: hygiene, especially breath wise, and clothing. I don't mean you have to wear to a designer outfit, just that you shouldn't dress sloppy. If you have facial hair, take care of it.

How can one tell if a girl is interested in them?

More than a casual glance denotes interest. Random complimenting denote interest, if she doesn't know you. Physical contact denotes mucho interest (touching your shoulder, deliberately bumping into you). Asking for help, unless it's your job or you know here well, typically denotes interest.

What does NOT inherently denote interest. Smiling: it can, but excessive looking is a far more dependable indicator--smiling can just mean friendly. Being polite does not mean she wants to fuck, it just mean she's polite. Getting upset: if she's getting angry at you in a playful way, that's flirtatious, but if she's actually upset, that isn't a good thing, it's a sign that you probably need to apologize; do not confuse these two.

What you should do if you like someone: pick a topic of conservation, and have at it. An article of her clothing or a tattoo or her hair is fine. You start a conversation on that, and it's clear that you like her, but she can also gently signal a no without embarrassing either of you. If she's receptive, talk some more, and eventually ask her out or get her number.

One Rule: Please, no vulgarity.

Yes.

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[Farnhamia]

Personally, I like chivalry. I'm your lady, not your dog. Also not all girls like to have everything done for them. Guys with a good sense of humor, charismatic, clean, sweet, caring, and somewhat outgoing are attractive to me, however, shy guys are adorable as well.

I like politeness, but chivalry? Naw.
I am not some damsel-in-distress waiting to be rescued by a knight in shining armor.

No true knight expects you to do that, that's not what chivalry is. If Samuraikoku, that chevalier sans peur et sans reproche, still existed, he would tell you.

[The Parkus Empire]

Do people who ask this question really expect to get a miracle answer that makes any girl super-easy to talk to and swooning at your every advance?

I dunno about swooning (I can't make other people me), but women are pretty damn easy to talk to

[The French Revolutionaries]

Hello everyone. This is kind of embarrassing , so I'm using one of my puppets, but I'm looking for general advice on the female. I sort of understand the traditional woman, but not the modern (that's hindsight for you).

Plenty of modern women are traditional.

Anyways, what do girls actually like in males? Kindness? Piety? Chivalry? Or something else entirely?

What do human beings like?

Givens: hygiene, especially breath wise, and clothing. I don't mean you have to wear to a designer outfit, just that you shouldn't dress sloppy. If you have facial hair, take care of it.

How can one tell if a girl is interested in them?

More than a casual glance denotes interest. Random complimenting denote interest, if she doesn't know you. Physical contact denotes mucho interest (touching your shoulder, deliberately bumping into you). Asking for help, unless it's your job or you know here well, typically denotes interest.

What does NOT inherently denote interest. Smiling: it can, but excessive looking is a far more dependable indicator--smiling can just mean friendly. Being polite does not mean she wants to fuck, it just mean she's polite. Getting upset: if she's getting angry at you in a playful way, that's flirtatious, but if she's actually upset, that isn't a good thing, it's a sign that you probably need to apologize; do not confuse these two.

What you should do if you like someone: pick a topic of conservation, and have at it. An article of her clothing or a tattoo or her hair is fine. You start a conversation on that, and it's clear that you like her, but she can also gently signal a no without embarrassing either of you. If she's receptive, talk some more, and eventually ask her out or get her number.

One Rule: Please, no vulgarity.

Yes.

That is actually not that bad advice. Thanks.

[The Serbian Empire]

Do people who ask this question really expect to get a miracle answer that makes any girl super-easy to talk to and swooning at your every advance?

Yes. And the answer is "be Brad Pitt". Unfortunately, not all of us have that option.

Don't forget being Berlusconi or some other politician. It seems like being a politician is a great booster for a male.

[Farnhamia]

I tell ye what, you could wear a nice scarf and achieve the same effect. Culture is what you make it. America has plenty of our own and whenever we want something new, well, that's what the United States Marines are for.

The USMC has a thing for headscarves?

Not really, but the last time we sent them shopping they came back with Iraq.

[Stern des Meeres]

I like politeness, but chivalry? Naw.
I am not some damsel-in-distress waiting to be rescued by a knight in shining armor.

No true knight expects you to do that, that's not what chivalry is. If Samuraikoku, that chevalier sans peur et sans reproche, still existed, he would tell you.

Ah yes, but chivalry is based on protecting the defenseless. I don't consider myself to be defenseless, and so chivalry is irrelevant to me.

[The Parkus Empire]

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It's so secret you can't even find it in PUA guides.

[Need a Name]

Well here's my advice, don't ask people on nationstates.

That's the best advice I've seen all day.

I'm surprised that nobody said it before me.

[Farnhamia]

Yes. And the answer is "be Brad Pitt". Unfortunately, not all of us have that option.

Don't forget being Berlusconi or some other politician. It seems like being a politician is a great booster for a male.

I would say "Do not be Berlusconi" is good advice.

[The Parkus Empire]

That is actually not that bad advice. Thanks.

Sure. It's really not as complex as some guys lead you to believe. It's not a "science", it's just basic human relations. Keep that in mind, and you shouldn't have a problem.

[Fartsniffage]

Chivalry isn't all about saving the damsel from the dragon. It's basically being polite when it's appropriate.

It's mostly about being polite as a man in regards to women.

Chivalry?

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

The USMC has a thing for headscarves?

Not really, but the last time we sent them shopping they came back with Iraq.

AQ'd

[The Land of Truth]

The USMC has a thing for headscarves?

Not really, but the last time we sent them shopping they came back with Iraq.

What about Afghanistan?

[Farnhamia]

No true knight expects you to do that, that's not what chivalry is. If Samuraikoku, that chevalier sans peur et sans reproche, still existed, he would tell you.

Ah yes, but chivalry is based on protecting the defenseless. I don't consider myself to be defenseless, and so chivalry is irrelevant to me.

If you're not defenseless, good, the knights won't waste their time. I'll grant you, chivalry under that name and in that form is pretty much played out. The idea of courtliness, courtesy and honor appeals so much more than the bunga-bunga that seems to fill the world these days.

[The Parkus Empire]

It's mostly about being polite as a man in regards to women.

Chivalry?

Yes.

[Fartsniffage]

The USMC has a thing for headscarves?

Not really, but the last time we sent them shopping they came back with Iraq.

Ah, so they're impulse buyers.