General Girl Advice

[Stern des Meeres]

I don't know how some women manage with them. I swear.

Get to know me, Nana, and you'll find out that I am the most stereotypical girly-girl, barbie-esque human being on the planet.

Really? That's not how you come off over the internet, for some reason.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Lol.
idk they just make me feel more complete... Like hijab...
brb while I cry about not being able to wear hijab

*sigh*
I wish I had some kind of religious or social reason to wear a hijab.

Uh, how about, "because I fuckin' wanna"?
Hijab is what brought me to Islam, I wanted to wear it without being a Muslim, and so I did, and in the end it was the cause of me reading the quran and coming to Islam.

[Pasovo-nacoBo]

Ask the girl those very questions.

Rule 1: Don't tell the girl you love that you want to ask for girl advice.

And most importantly, NEVER ask a friend's girlfriend either, or you'll end up with most likely nobody in the end.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Get to know me, Nana, and you'll find out that I am the most stereotypical girly-girl, barbie-esque human being on the planet.

Really? That's not how you come off over the internet, for some reason.

Clearly.
But I want everything pink and glittery and feminine and I don't stop until everything IS pink and glittery and feminine.

[The Rich Port]

Ask the girl those very questions.

Rule 1: Don't tell the girl you love that you want to ask for girl advice.

And most importantly, NEVER ask a friend's girlfriend either, or you'll end up with most likely nobody in the end.

First rule of Girl Club: don't fucking talk about it.

[Fartsniffage]

Don't get a job that involves typing. The clacking noise of fake nails on a keyboard is really annoying....

I really love that clacking noise. And since I normally keep my nails about 1cm longer than my finger anyway, they clack regardless.

But not in the same way. I like you, you seem like a nice person, please don't subject your co-workers to that plastic on plastic sound. It's enough to drive anyone insane....

[The French Revolutionaries]

Ask the girl those very questions.

Rule 1: Don't tell the girl you love that you want to ask for girl advice.

And most importantly, NEVER ask a friend's girlfriend either, or you'll end up with most likely nobody in the end.

Interesting. I figured the first part, but not the second.

[Stern des Meeres]

*sigh*
I wish I had some kind of religious or social reason to wear a hijab.

Why, may I ask?

It's easier than having to worry about your hair, and I think most women look beautiful in them. It makes eyes look so beautiful...
As an American with no clue where I come from, I have some culture envy.

[Constaniana]

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[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

I really love that clacking noise. And since I normally keep my nails about 1cm longer than my finger anyway, they clack regardless.

But not in the same way. I like you, you seem like a nice person, please don't subject your co-workers to that plastic on plastic sound. It's enough to drive anyone insane....

Better than the sound of me talking, so they can either be friends with me and hear my horrible screeching, or they can listen to my clacking while I ignore them.

[Pasovo-nacoBo]

There's no magic and legal way of a relationship other than just asking her.

Au contaire.

The following are complete universal truths that every woman everywhere, even lesbians and asexual women respond to with out fail.

When you desire a woman, you let her know by standing on the top of the nearest table or trash can, extend your left arm (very important, if you do this with your right arm you are inferring that she eats cats. If make this accusation in error, results could be disastrous) spin slowly in place repeating the call of whippoorwill until your arm rests on the closest woman to her right. Click your tongue three times and then bow your head.

The woman now knows you are interested. Staring in disbelief is a sign of returned interest.

Now, place a hat directly behind your heels and without moving your feet slowly descend into a crosslegged position. If the hat remains perfectly between your legs you have demonstrated your virility and she will find you irresistible. You may now follow two steps behind her walking backwards reciting Green Eggs and Ham to the tune of Black Sabbath's Iron Man (seriously, try it, it fits).

To finalize your devotion to the woman of your choice, shave a single stripe down the middle of your head and offer the trimmings to the nearest child, explaining "This holds the spirit of the plastic firetruck that haunts my crawl space."

This is the complete failsafe way to woo any woman. Because it's not at all ridiculous to think that an entire gender would respond to a set of rules, actions, or aesthetics.

For half the time, I thought you were really saying this lo.

[Stern des Meeres]

*sigh*
I wish I had some kind of religious or social reason to wear a hijab.

Uh, how about, "because I fuckin' wanna"?
Hijab is what brought me to Islam, I wanted to wear it without being a Muslim, and so I did, and in the end it was the cause of me reading the quran and coming to Islam.

Wow, it's nice to hear someone else is interested in it, too. I think next year I might wear one during Ramadan, just as an experiment.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I don't know how some women manage with them. I swear.

Get to know me, Nana, and you'll find out that I am the most stereotypical girly-girl, barbie-esque human being on the planet.

I find that hard to believe, Alix. And I mean it as a compliment.

[Pasovo-nacoBo]

Rule 1: Don't tell the girl you love that you want to ask for girl advice.

And most importantly, NEVER ask a friend's girlfriend either, or you'll end up with most likely nobody in the end.

Interesting. I figured the first part, but not the second.

Well, it was part from my experience, and sadly Guy Code.
It goes under "don't talk to any of you friend's girlfriend's."
Pretty much.

[The French Revolutionaries]

Interesting. I figured the first part, but not the second.

Well, it was part from my experience, and sadly Guy Code.
It goes under "don't talk to any of you friend's girlfriend's."
Pretty much.

Well, I doubt it matters in my case. I don't think any of my friends have girlfriends.

[Fartsniffage]

Interesting. I figured the first part, but not the second.

Well, it was part from my experience, and sadly Guy Code.
It goes under "don't talk to any of you friend's girlfriend's."
Pretty much.

Why on earth wouldn't you talk to a friends girlfriend?

[Stern des Meeres]

Rule 1: Don't tell the girl you love that you want to ask for girl advice.

And most importantly, NEVER ask a friend's girlfriend either, or you'll end up with most likely nobody in the end.

Interesting. I figured the first part, but not the second.

Girls tell each other everything. Don't ask one of us something you don't want the others of us to know.

[The Land of Truth]

Interesting. I figured the first part, but not the second.

Well, it was part from my experience, and sadly Guy Code.
It goes under "don't talk to any of you friend's girlfriend's."
Pretty much.

In what way?

[The French Revolutionaries]

Interesting. I figured the first part, but not the second.

Girls tell each other everything. Don't ask one of us something you don't want the others of us to know.

So it's a spy network.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Uh, how about, "because I fuckin' wanna"?
Hijab is what brought me to Islam, I wanted to wear it without being a Muslim, and so I did, and in the end it was the cause of me reading the quran and coming to Islam.

Wow, it's nice to hear someone else is interested in it, too. I think next year I might wear one during Ramadan, just as an experiment.

Please don't use it as "an experiment." You will receive endless hell from hijabis. Wear it around the house, run around like a fuckking loon to make sure you can get it properly secured and put pins back in when they inevitably fall out without a mirror, and decide whether or not you can handle being stared at. Then commit to it.

[Hemmotamia]

Personally, I like chivalry. I'm your lady, not your dog. Also not all girls like to have everything done for them. Guys with a good sense of humor, charismatic, clean, sweet, caring, and somewhat outgoing are attractive to me, however, shy guys are adorable as well.

[Pasovo-nacoBo]

Well, it was part from my experience, and sadly Guy Code.
It goes under "don't talk to any of you friend's girlfriend's."
Pretty much.

Why on earth wouldn't you talk to a friends girlfriend?

Because, I like girls, in general.

Honestly, now I know it equals death, and is worse than a decision to eat poison.

[The Rich Port]

Step 1: Take out your wallet

Step 2: ????

Step 3: Profit

[The French Revolutionaries]

Personally, I like chivalry. I'm your lady, not your dog. Also not all girls like to have everything done for them. Guys with a good sense of humor, charismatic, clean, sweet, caring, and somewhat outgoing are attractive to me, however, shy guys are adorable as well.

Why aren't more people like you?

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Get to know me, Nana, and you'll find out that I am the most stereotypical girly-girl, barbie-esque human being on the planet.

I find that hard to believe, Alix. And I mean it as a compliment.

It is the absolute truth. I am as basically as girly as possible irl.