General Girl Advice

[The Parkus Empire]

*coors*

Crap.

I should've said "1 decent beer".

Oh well, enjoy it

no U

[Imperial Nilfgaard]

As someone who is extremely egotistical and sublimely confident, I have to disagree, especially when it comes to being too important for boobies.

Yes, nobody is too good for tits. Thats a fact.

[The Parkus Empire]

As someone who is extremely egotistical and sublimely confident, I have to disagree, especially when it comes to being too important for boobies.

Yes, nobody is too good for tits. Thats a fact.

Hippo is, apparently. Tits are for the hoi polloi.

[Imperial Nilfgaard]

Yes, nobody is too good for tits. Thats a fact.

Hippo is, apparently. Tits are for the hoi polloi.

Damn, I just lost all respect..

[Pasovo-nacoBo]

o..........

[Northern Dominus]

Being a cynical bastard doesn't make you smarter than people who aren't.

I don't consider myself smarter than anyone else. I don't consider myself intelligent at all.

Yes ignore courtship and entanglement and long wet kisses in the rain and hands in places they probably shouldn't be in public and all the other great stuff that comes from dating.

You know why dating is so "unentertaining" for you or Arthur Schopenhauer (who was a dupliciouts and insincere esel considering he had a few love affairs to say the least)? It's because you place unrealistic expectations upon the other person, and then when they're not fulfilled then clearly it's their fault for not living up to these expectations rather than yours for going in with a laundry list of criteria to begin with.

That seems a bit presumptuous of you to assume.

No more presumptuous than your use of a lying duplicitous asshole to back up your own vague assertions.

I mean great, you don't date because... whatever your own mad little reasons are. So maybe a bit of explanation would be in order? What led you to that conclusion, how long it took etc. It'd be much better than going the catholic rout of asserting then damning.

[Forster Keys]

Yes, nobody is too good for tits. Thats a fact.

Hippo is, apparently. Tits are for the hoi polloi.

What is the context of this quote? I am intrigued.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I don't consider myself smarter than anyone else. I don't consider myself intelligent at all.


That seems a bit presumptuous of you to assume.

No more presumptuous than your use of a lying duplicitous asshole to back up your own vague assertions.

I mean great, you don't date because... whatever your own mad little reasons are. So maybe a bit of explanation would be in order? What led you to that conclusion, how long it took etc. It'd be much better than going the catholic rout of asserting then damning.

Sometimes religious inclinations are the sole reason some people take a course of action. Nothing deeper.

Not that I agree, but there it is.

[Northern Dominus]

No more presumptuous than your use of a lying duplicitous asshole to back up your own vague assertions.

I mean great, you don't date because... whatever your own mad little reasons are. So maybe a bit of explanation would be in order? What led you to that conclusion, how long it took etc. It'd be much better than going the catholic rout of asserting then damning.

Sometimes religious inclinations are the sole reason some people take a course of action. Nothing deeper.

Not that I agree, but there it is.

I wasn't implying that his view was religious in any way, but his approach was highly punitive and dogmatic like certain religious institutions... or bratty 5 year olds when they don't get their way, the basics are generally the same.

Put it this way; wouldn't it be just as egregious for me to assert that every single women is a beautiful sexual flower waiting to bloom with enough prodding? I mean I might have come to that conclusion through certain observations and experiences, but to simply assert that and expect everybody to nod their head and agree, then take offense when somebody doesn't, that's sorta catholic (IE funny old white guy who make such decrees while wearing a silly hat) in approach isn't it?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Sometimes religious inclinations are the sole reason some people take a course of action. Nothing deeper.

Not that I agree, but there it is.

I wasn't implying that his view was religious in any way, but his approach was highly punitive and dogmatic like certain religious institutions... or bratty 5 year olds when they don't get their way, the basics are generally the same.

Put it this way; wouldn't it be just as egregious for me to assert that every single women is a beautiful sexual flower waiting to bloom with enough prodding? I mean I might have come to that conclusion through certain observations and experiences, but to simply assert that and expect everybody to nod their head and agree, then take offense when somebody doesn't, that's sorta catholic (IE funny old white guy who make such decrees while wearing a silly hat) in approach isn't it?

I thought you were referring to that because of your use of the Catholic route expression. And although you say you weren't implying that his reasons were religious, the point does stand. Some people use their belief system for the decisions they make. Dating, relationships, fall under this.

I don't agree with this being the reason for deciding. When it comes to choosing a partner, a one way approach isn't the right way to proceed.

And for the record and because I'm very tired, I don't disagree with your point.

[Northern Dominus]

I wasn't implying that his view was religious in any way, but his approach was highly punitive and dogmatic like certain religious institutions... or bratty 5 year olds when they don't get their way, the basics are generally the same.

Put it this way; wouldn't it be just as egregious for me to assert that every single women is a beautiful sexual flower waiting to bloom with enough prodding? I mean I might have come to that conclusion through certain observations and experiences, but to simply assert that and expect everybody to nod their head and agree, then take offense when somebody doesn't, that's sorta catholic (IE funny old white guy who make such decrees while wearing a silly hat) in approach isn't it?

I thought you were referring to that because of your use of the Catholic route expression. And although you say you weren't implying that his reasons were religious, the point does stand. Some people use their belief system for the decisions they make. Dating, relationships, fall under this.

I don't agree with this being the reason for deciding. When it comes to choosing a partner, a one way approach isn't the right way to proceed.

And for the record and because I'm very tired, I don't disagree with your point.

S'ok, subtlety and nuance gets lost in textual form

Tell ya what you can make it up to me over dinner and... wait you're married... to a sith lord... goddammit.

Beliefs in general are the only reason why people make decisions. The only difference is the base of experience and knowledge. I could chose to go chat up a woman at the end of the bar because I believe I'm not mouth-mush drunk and she's attractive, and by extension it's because I believe that long slow wet kisses and heavy petting (with consent people) are good things to be enjoyed and not shunned.

But then again they are my beliefs, and I try not to foist them upon other people... too much anyway

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I thought you were referring to that because of your use of the Catholic route expression. And although you say you weren't implying that his reasons were religious, the point does stand. Some people use their belief system for the decisions they make. Dating, relationships, fall under this.

I don't agree with this being the reason for deciding. When it comes to choosing a partner, a one way approach isn't the right way to proceed.

And for the record and because I'm very tired, I don't disagree with your point.

S'ok, subtlety and nuance gets lost in textual form

Tell ya what you can make it up to me over dinner and... wait you're married... to a sith lord... goddammit.

Beliefs in general are the only reason why people make decisions. The only difference is the base of experience and knowledge. I could chose to go chat up a woman at the end of the bar because I believe I'm not mouth-mush drunk and she's attractive, and by extension it's because I believe that long slow wet kisses and heavy petting (with consent people) are good things to be enjoyed and not shunned.

But then again they are my beliefs, and I try not to foist them upon other people... too much anyway

I chuckled. Time to sleep.

[Bottle]

General Girl reporting for duty. I understand that you want answers regarding womankind.

You want the truth from me?

You can't handle the truth.

Son, we live in a world where all vagina-bearing individuals have different interests and opinions, and those interests and opinions have to be suppressed by unceasing sexist pressure to conform. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Nice Guy?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the girl who inexplicably wears shoes that make her limp with pain, and you curse the way that all women think they must wait for you to make the first move. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that these bullshit behaviors, while irritating as shit, are necessary to maintain the arbitrary sexist divisions between dudes and chicks. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you time! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me creating cookie-cutter females. You need me creating cookie-cutter females.

We use instruction manuals like "Maxim", "Cosmo", "MTV". We use this popular culture as the backbone of a life spent defending a status quo. You use them as lining for your bird's cage. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very conformity that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up your phone, and talk to a goddamn woman yourself.

Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

[Solarys]

General Girl reporting for duty. I understand that you want answers regarding womankind.

You want the truth from me?

You can't handle the truth.

Son, we live in a world where all vagina-bearing individuals have different interests and opinions, and those interests and opinions have to be suppressed by unceasing sexist pressure to conform. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Nice Guy?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the girl who inexplicably wears shoes that make her limp with pain, and you curse the way that all women think they must wait for you to make the first move. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that these bullshit behaviors, while irritating as shit, are necessary to maintain the arbitrary sexist divisions between dudes and chicks. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you time! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me creating cookie-cutter females. You need me creating cookie-cutter females.

We use instruction manuals like "Maxim", "Cosmo", "MTV". We use this popular culture as the backbone of a life spent defending a status quo. You use them as lining for your bird's cage. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very conformity that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up your phone, and talk to a goddamn woman yourself.

Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

umm.... what ?

[The Parkus Empire]

General Girl reporting for duty. I understand that you want answers regarding womankind.

You want the truth from me?

You can't handle the truth.

Son, we live in a world where all vagina-bearing individuals have different interests and opinions, and those interests and opinions have to be suppressed by unceasing sexist pressure to conform. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Nice Guy?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the girl who inexplicably wears shoes that make her limp with pain, and you curse the way that all women think they must wait for you to make the first move. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that these bullshit behaviors, while irritating as shit, are necessary to maintain the arbitrary sexist divisions between dudes and chicks. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you time! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me creating cookie-cutter females. You need me creating cookie-cutter females.

We use instruction manuals like "Maxim", "Cosmo", "MTV". We use this popular culture as the backbone of a life spent defending a status quo. You use them as lining for your bird's cage. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very conformity that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up your phone, and talk to a goddamn woman yourself.

Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Best rant I've ever read on NSG. Well done.

[Solarys]

Best rant I've ever read on NSG. Well done.

More like over-dramatic bit*hing.

[Tlaceceyaya]

Best rant I've ever read on NSG. Well done.

More like over-dramatic bit*hing.

Bit multiplied by hing? The asterisk makes it impossible to tell what you were trying to say there.

[Dyakovo]

And will continue to forever, more than likely.

Girls are never good enough for them.

Thus indicating that they should be gay.
*nods*

[Solarys]

More like over-dramatic bit*hing.

Bit multiplied by hing? The asterisk makes it impossible to tell what you were trying to say there.

*C for cat

[Dyakovo]

:?

General Girl reporting for duty. I understand that you want answers regarding womankind.

You want the truth from me?

You can't handle the truth.

Son, we live in a world where all vagina-bearing individuals have different interests and opinions, and those interests and opinions have to be suppressed by unceasing sexist pressure to conform. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Nice Guy?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the girl who inexplicably wears shoes that make her limp with pain, and you curse the way that all women think they must wait for you to make the first move. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that these bullshit behaviors, while irritating as shit, are necessary to maintain the arbitrary sexist divisions between dudes and chicks. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you time! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me creating cookie-cutter females. You need me creating cookie-cutter females.

We use instruction manuals like "Maxim", "Cosmo", "MTV". We use this popular culture as the backbone of a life spent defending a status quo. You use them as lining for your bird's cage. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very conformity that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up your phone, and talk to a goddamn woman yourself.

Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

umm.... what ?

I thought it was pretty clear... Maybe you should re-read it...

[Farnhamia]

Bit multiplied by hing? The asterisk makes it impossible to tell what you were trying to say there.

*C for cat

A lot of us are grown-ups here. You can write "bitch" without worrying about getting yelled at for your language.

[Bottle]

More like over-dramatic bit*hing.

Bit multiplied by hing? The asterisk makes it impossible to tell what you were trying to say there.

He was trying to say, "I'm oblivious to humor, satire, and famous pop culture references."

[Ceannairceach]

*C for cat

A lot of us are grown-ups here. You can write "bitch" without worrying about getting yelled at for your language.

Hey! Watch your language!

Using "language" in polite conversation, why I never-

Wait... Shit titty fuck!

[Solarys]

I thought it was pretty clear... Maybe you should re-read it...

You are right, i should. Just like you should read the posts that came after that.

[Farnhamia]

A lot of us are grown-ups here. You can write "bitch" without worrying about getting yelled at for your language.

Hey! Watch your language!

Using "language" in polite conversation, why I never-

Wait... Shit titty fuck!

*summons Guards* Take him away.