The Blue Wolf Federation wrote:Surfistan wrote:
How can you deny the existence of the one true god, the Invisible Pink Unicorn? Denying her is to deny reality just look at the Book of Invisible and Lovely Equines, Chapter 2, Verse 34, 'For I, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, am the sustainer of reality.'
Checkmate Odinists
Right... your text was written spur of the moment. The books of the bible are ancient. Documents that have survived can be dated back to the old testament time period and later to around 1000 b.c. The dead sea scrolls are one of the earlier texts that survived. The Quaran likewise is rather old. Same with the Torah. But this invisible book (how in the heck are we supposed to read an invisible book?) is around ten years old at max. Some would like to argue that their spaghetti monster is legitimate because science cannot disprove it, but in reality neither can science disprove the original text in the bible. The English texts are granted to be torn apart to some extent.
Does ancientness make things true? Because I'd like to refer you to, the Gilgamesh Epos, the Edda, the Bhavaghat Gita, the Toa Te Ching, the Vedas, the Dhammapada, why are they less true? They all have profecies, they all claim salvation, they are all written in ancient languages.
It's the IPU's way, or the highway. (To the lair of the Purple Oyster that is.)
As for evolution, Her Invisibleness created Darwin to make sure humans would progress to the certain point where they would make pizza, wich She adores.
May Her hooves always trample in our favour.



