Do you believe in Evolution?

[Avenio]

Some people believe in science. I believe in God. Unfortunately for you, God has gained the upper hand. We are humans, how can we possibly disagree with our Creator?

A serious position, definitely worth engaging with.

And posited by someone who is most certainly interested in engaging and thoughtful debate.

[Central Kadigan]

If you can provide a religious source, it would be a bit more believable.

[Risottia]

If you can provide a religious source, it would be a bit more believable.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared to me in all his noodly glory and told me evolution is true.

There you are.

[Aquafireland]

Every theory even containing an animal is negative. God created Adam and Eve from dirt, and then they brought lots of babies, which then gave birth and so on.

This is not true.

Stop with the wilful ignorance.

Witful ignorance? Just because you cannot supply an understandable reply does not mean you have to jump into conclusions.

[Furious Grandmothers]

for the hundred and first time, evolution doesn't say jack about us "coming from" apes
it does suggest however that we may have a common ancestor with something like them.
their line and ours both having evolved MANY itterations since then. tens or even hundrends of millions of years worth.

Every theory even containing an animal is negative. God created Adam and Eve from dirt, and then they brought lots of babies, which then gave birth and so on.

And also planted all the evidence in the Earth which suggest contrary to what you're proposing?

[Conscentia]

Homo sapiens idaltu is an extinct subspecies of Homo sapiens that lived almost 160,000 years ago in Pleistocene Africa.

These records are too old to be affirmitive. If you can provide a religious source, it would be a bit more believable.

They are not to old to be affirmative.

You say the universe is God's creation. We have collected evidence from this creation. Who are you, a mere human, to ignore it?

[Risottia]

Every theory even containing an animal is negative. God created Adam and Eve from dirt, and then they brought lots of babies, which then gave birth and so on.

Proof?

[The Sivent Isles]

for the hundred and first time, evolution doesn't say jack about us "coming from" apes
it does suggest however that we may have a common ancestor with something like them.
their line and ours both having evolved MANY itterations since then. tens or even hundrends of millions of years worth.

Every theory even containing an animal is negative. God created Adam and Eve from dirt, and then they brought lots of babies, which then gave birth and so on.

So humans evolving from animals is absurd, but humans coming from dirt is perfectly plausible, sure

[Aquafireland]

If you can provide a religious source, it would be a bit more believable.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared to me in all his noodly glory and told me evolution is true.

There you are.

That guy must have been quite tasty - bolonaigse, I believe?

[Republic of Greater America]

No, my dad, Kim Jong Il, err, God, created humans from two people, Adam and Eve, and made me, Jesus Christ from his holy body 2013 years ago. Okay, I'm kidding. Sincerely, yes, evolution is true, and the "creationists" against it need to go back to school, an actual school.

[Conscentia]

This is not true.

Stop with the wilful ignorance.

Witful ignorance? Just because you cannot supply an understandable reply does not mean you have to jump into conclusions.

I have provided a link to this: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=254663

If you cannot understand it, then the problem is with you.

[Risottia]

Every theory even containing an animal is negative. God created Adam and Eve from dirt, and then they brought lots of babies, which then gave birth and so on.

So humans evolving from animals is absurd, but humans coming from dirt is perfectly plausible, sure

Because everything's more plausible when you add a pinch of invisible magick guy in the sky with diamonds.

[Conscentia]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared to me in all his noodly glory and told me evolution is true.
There you are.

That guy must have been quite tasty - bolonaigse, I believe?

To eat the FSM is blasphemy!

[Furious Grandmothers]

Homo sapiens idaltu is an extinct subspecies of Homo sapiens that lived almost 160,000 years ago in Pleistocene Africa.

These records are too old to be affirmitive. If you can provide a religious source, it would be a bit more believable.

Why would them being old be an acceptable excuse to disregard them?

[Aquafireland]

Every theory even containing an animal is negative. God created Adam and Eve from dirt, and then they brought lots of babies, which then gave birth and so on.

So humans evolving from animals is absurd, but humans coming from dirt is perfectly plausible, sure

Yes. That is exactly what I am saying.

[Risottia]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared to me in all his noodly glory and told me evolution is true.

There you are.

That guy must have been quite tasty - bolonaigse, I believe?

You mean bolognese.

No, pure tomato sauce, just to signify the purity of His Noodliness.

[Bentrada]

We never did evolve from apes, we evolved from "Homo sapiens idaltu"

Homo sapiens idaltu is an extinct subspecies of Homo sapiens that lived almost 160,000 years ago in Pleistocene Africa.

So if it was a subspecies of Homo Sapiens, we evolved from Homo Erectus.

[Lengleland]

Nope.

[Risottia]

That guy must have been quite tasty - bolonaigse, I believe?

To eat the FSM is blasphemy!

Hey! Why can Christians practice their theophagic rituals, and I instead should not have mine own?

[Aquafireland]

These records are too old to be affirmitive. If you can provide a religious source, it would be a bit more believable.

Why would them being old be an acceptable excuse to disregard them?

Due to the fact that it might be unaccurate. There is a chance that somewhere along the lines, someone made a vital error.

[Neo Rome Republic]

Yes we evolved, we were not created by the magic man, known as Yahweh.

[Conscentia]

So humans evolving from animals is absurd, but humans coming from dirt is perfectly plausible, sure

Yes. That is exactly what I am saying.

Except you are very wrong. It is far more plausible that we evolved from another species. It's more plausible on it's own, and even more so with the mountain of evidence that supports it.

[Albul]

Homo sapiens idaltu is an extinct subspecies of Homo sapiens that lived almost 160,000 years ago in Pleistocene Africa.

These records are too old to be affirmitive. If you can provide a religious source, it would be a bit more believable.

God created animals first, and then humans. Don't you read the Bible?

[Aquafireland]

That guy must have been quite tasty - bolonaigse, I believe?

You mean bolognese.

No, pure tomato sauce, just to signify the purity of His Noodliness.

Your making me laugh - I can't stop. All bow down to th- bwahahahahaha!

[The Holy Therns]

for the hundred and first time, evolution doesn't say jack about us "coming from" apes
it does suggest however that we may have a common ancestor with something like them.
their line and ours both having evolved MANY itterations since then. tens or even hundrends of millions of years worth.

Every theory even containing an animal is negative. God created Adam and Eve from dirt, and then they brought lots of babies, which then gave birth and so on.

...Say books written by humans.