Homosexuality a trend?

[Liriena]

*reads IKEA instructions*
Seems to be good as it is, sir. I didn't want my laser-shooting, lawn mowing coffee table to shoot lasers or mow my lawn, so I just threw that extra stuff back in the box; if it's serving a purpose of keeping my mugs and magazines upright, as a coffee table, why should I care? It has served the purpose I wanted it serve. Similarly, if a man has a potential of impregnating a woman, but would rather use his tool to serve an alternative purpose (EDIT: within reason and legality, of course), it doesn't lessen the potential of his equipment.

Yes it does. A lock is nothing with out a key to open it with. A key, and a key just cant be.

Fortunately, sex is nothing like keys and locks.

[New haven america]

I wish I was flexible to oral myself. That would be fun.

You feel some tens of times less pleasure doing this than using your hands.

It is only nice if you are aroused by flavor and smell of penises.

But it's your own, so you're more comfortable with it.

[Mavorpen]

Depends on if it's intentional or not. If it's not intentional, you're fucked. And not in the good way.

Either way, you're fucked.

That should happen eventually, yes.

[Frisivisia]

Yes it does. A lock is nothing with out a key to open it with. A key, and a key just cant be.

Fortunately, sex is nothing like keys and locks.

Yeah it is.

Insert penis, rotate 45 degrees to the left, rotate back, orgasm. Silly kids haven't had sex ed yet.

[The Grey Wolf]

I already know. :\
Sometimes, you put very creepy images in my head.

What's creepy about that? :V

I thought it was kind of hot.

[Woodstead]

As long as you shave well...

Well...yeah. I was working under that assumption in the first place.

Of course, since it's definitely usually case from my conversations. There are those, however, who do not seem to act on that assumption.

[Mavorpen]

I can neither confirm or deny this, but feel compelled to admit that I have at one time owned a bottle of moisturizer.

Seeing as keeping one's hands moisturized makes fingering a better experience, this makes sense.

You mean it's NOT supposed to burst into flames due to friction?

[The Parkus Empire]

There are women with penises, you know.

I already know. :\
Sometimes, you put very creepy images in my head.

Women with dicks are hawt

[Frisivisia]

Seeing as keeping one's hands moisturized makes fingering a better experience, this makes sense.

You mean it's NOT supposed to burst into flames due to friction?

Isn't that what they mean by "hot"?

[Olthar]

Yes it does. A lock is nothing with out a key to open it with. A key, and a key just cant be.

Fortunately, sex is nothing like keys and locks.

If it takes you as long to open a door as it does to pleasure your partner, then you should probably see a locksmith.

[Frisivisia]

Fortunately, sex is nothing like keys and locks.

If it takes you as long to open a door as it does to pleasure your partner, then you should probably see a locksmith.

Or you're talented.

[The Parkus Empire]

Seeing as keeping one's hands moisturized makes fingering a better experience, this makes sense.

You mean it's NOT supposed to burst into flames due to friction?

Maybe in the metaphorical sense....

[Mavorpen]

You mean it's NOT supposed to burst into flames due to friction?

Isn't that what they mean by "hot"?

That's why it's self-lubricating. It's natural defense against permanent damage by putting out the falmes.

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

You feel some tens of times less pleasure doing this than using your hands.

It is only nice if you are aroused by flavor and smell of penises.

But it's your own, so you're more comfortable with it.

Dude. If there is an uncomfortable sex position, it surely is autofellatio.

[Slafstopia]

Yes it does. A lock is nothing with out a key to open it with. A key, and a key just cant be.

Fortunately, sex is nothing like keys and locks.

I'd compare it to a relay. You pass the baton and hope the other persons hand grabs it. Vaginas are hands that drop it, frequently and by accident, resulting in an unwanted failure.

That got dark. Fast.

[Cadaver breadsticks]

Why? I mean, unless they're shitty at it, you should be fine.

I'm pretty sure if a blowjob involves teeth, it's already doomed to failure.

Using sandpaper on the tongue beforehand solves all of one's blowjob woes.

[The Parkus Empire]

Isn't that what they mean by "hot"?

That's why it's self-lubricating. It's natural defense against permanent damage by putting out the falmes.

It is insufficient.

[Olthar]

I already know. :\
Sometimes, you put very creepy images in my head.

Women with dicks are hawt

Totally. :3

If it takes you as long to open a door as it does to pleasure your partner, then you should probably see a locksmith.

Or you're talented.

That, too.

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

I already know. :\
Sometimes, you put very creepy images in my head.

Women with dicks are hawt

I prefer men with vulvas.

[Woodstead]

Using sandpaper on the tongue beforehand solves all of one's blowjob woes.

*takes notes*
But of course! Why didn't I consider this before?

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

*reads IKEA instructions*
Seems to be good as it is, sir. I didn't want my laser-shooting, lawn mowing coffee table to shoot lasers or mow my lawn, so I just threw that extra stuff back in the box; if it's serving a purpose of keeping my mugs and magazines upright, as a coffee table, why should I care? It has served the purpose I wanted it serve. Similarly, if a man has a potential of impregnating a woman, but would rather use his tool to serve an alternative purpose (EDIT: within reason and legality, of course), it doesn't lessen the potential of his equipment.

Yes it does. A lock is nothing with out a key to open it with. A key, and a key just cant be.

People are not locks and keys that only ave one purpose in life.

[Mavorpen]

That's why it's self-lubricating. It's natural defense against permanent damage by putting out the falmes.

It is insufficient.

In that case, you need Captain Planet.

[Cadaver breadsticks]

Using sandpaper on the tongue beforehand solves all of one's blowjob woes.

*takes notes*
But of course! Why didn't I consider this before?

I do hope the reference is clear to at least someone.

[Vazdania]

It is insufficient.

In that case, you need Captain Planet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo0D6bzxLLw


Captain Planet He's Our Hero!!!!

[Uiiop]

Probably only a minor one biologically speaking.