Homosexuality a trend?

[Mavorpen]

I'm sure it'd be better than most children's stories. *nods*


Yeah. I rather like them, actually. I mean, I don't like men, but penises are fine.

How does that work?

Vibrators.

[Olthar]

I'm sure it'd be better than most children's stories. *nods*


Yeah. I rather like them, actually. I mean, I don't like men, but penises are fine.

How does that work?

There are women with penises, you know.

[The Parkus Empire]

I'm sure it'd be better than most children's stories. *nods*


Yeah. I rather like them, actually. I mean, I don't like men, but penises are fine.

How does that work?

There are women with penises and there's strap ons and the penis itself is pretty cool.

[The Grey Wolf]

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[Yumyumsuppertime]

Your viewpoint is nothing short of mind-numbingly idiotic.

What background do you have that caused you to believe this? Virology? Sociology? Social Psychology? Human Sexuality? Neurology? Fifth grade biology? A quick scan of Psychology Today while waiting in a doctor's office? Anything? I mean, you can say that you believe something, but you've failed to provide any reason that you would believe such a thing, other than perhaps "I need pseudoscientific cover for my horrendous bigotry regarding gay people". No theory, no hypothesis, nothing.

Welcome to the Internet!

Thanks. I've actually been around the internet since the 90s, but every once in a while I snap just a teeny bit.

[Frisivisia]

I'm bi but I couldn't have the opportunity to suck a penis until now.

How does it actually feel to barely straight guys?

...With or without braces?

Braces? That's either really kinky or illegal. Probably both.

[Mavorpen]

...With or without braces?

I quietly yelped at that.

Why? I mean, unless they're shitty at it, you should be fine.

[Mavorpen]

...With or without braces?

Braces? That's either really kinky or illegal. Probably both.

Silly Biden, it's kinky BECAUSE it's illegal. *nods*

[The Parkus Empire]

"Tell me a bedtime story, Olthar."

"Okay. This one is called, 'My first experience giving a blowjob.'"

I'm sure it'd be better than most children's stories. *nods*

Penises are quite mesmerizing. Uh. Judging from my own.

Yeah. I rather like them, actually. I mean, I don't like men, but penises are fine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-DuC0tE7V4

[Vazdania]

Well this has been an awkward shift of conversation in this thread......I'll just show myself out.

[Olthar]

I quietly yelped at that.

Why? I mean, unless they're shitty at it, you should be fine.

I'm pretty sure if a blowjob involves teeth, it's already doomed to failure.

[The Merchant Republics]

As much as I love my little guy, can't say I'd ever kiss it.

Which admittedly does put me on a bit of a double-standard should I ever expect it of a lady-friend.

Sidenote: PARKUS! O wise suit-sensei, you're back!

I'm sure you touch it though

FROM OUTTER SPACE

I can neither confirm or deny this, but feel compelled to admit that I have at one time owned a bottle of moisturizer.

[The Grey Wolf]

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How does that work?

There are women with penises, you know.

Which for some reason, God just couldn't make men into.

[Woodstead]

*reads IKEA instructions*
Seems to be good as it is, sir. I didn't want my laser-shooting, lawn mowing coffee table to shoot lasers or mow my lawn, so I just threw that extra stuff back in the box; if it's serving a purpose of keeping my mugs and magazines upright, as a coffee table, why should I care? It has served the purpose I wanted it serve. Similarly, if a man has a potential of impregnating a woman, but would rather use his tool to serve an alternative purpose (EDIT: within reason and legality, of course), it doesn't lessen the potential of his equipment.

Yes it does. A lock is nothing with out a key to open it with. A key, and a key just cant be.

Give them a key-ring, and they'll live forever embraced by each other; they needn't pursue the locks- life's too short.

[New haven america]

[/b]
How does that work?

There are women with penises, you know.

I already know. :\
Sometimes, you put very creepy images in my head.

[Mavorpen]

Why? I mean, unless they're shitty at it, you should be fine.

I'm pretty sure if a blowjob involves teeth, it's already doomed to failure.

Depends on if it's intentional or not. If it's not intentional, you're fucked. And not in the good way.

[Woodstead]

I quietly yelped at that.

Why? I mean, unless they're shitty at it, you should be fine.

As long as you shave well...

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

Gay guy at my school can actually do that, I'm not kidding.

I wish I was flexible to oral myself. That would be fun.

You feel some tens of times less pleasure doing this than using your hands.

It is only nice if you are aroused by flavor and smell of penises.

[The Parkus Empire]

:? Well this has been an awkward shift of conversation in this thread......I'll just show myself out.

*waits expectantly*

[Frisivisia]

I'm pretty sure if a blowjob involves teeth, it's already doomed to failure.

Depends on if it's intentional or not. If it's not intentional, you're fucked. And not in the good way.

Either way, you're fucked.

[Mavorpen]

Why? I mean, unless they're shitty at it, you should be fine.

As long as you shave well...

Well...yeah. I was working under that assumption in the first place.

[Slafstopia]

*reads IKEA instructions*
Seems to be good as it is, sir. I didn't want my laser-shooting, lawn mowing coffee table to shoot lasers or mow my lawn, so I just threw that extra stuff back in the box; if it's serving a purpose of keeping my mugs and magazines upright, as a coffee table, why should I care? It has served the purpose I wanted it serve. Similarly, if a man has a potential of impregnating a woman, but would rather use his tool to serve an alternative purpose (EDIT: within reason and legality, of course), it doesn't lessen the potential of his equipment.

Yes it does. A lock is nothing with out a key to open it with. A key, and a key just cant be.

Correct. But assuming that the key isn't mangled horribly, and there's a lock in existence, it can still open a door, regardless of whether or not it chooses to put itself in a hole which creates the same experience without the repercussions of what is behind the door, specifically, a baby.

Lenin's lemons am I good at analogies.

[Olthar]

There are women with penises, you know.

I already know. :\
Sometimes, you put very creepy images in my head.

What's creepy about that? :V

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

There are women with penises, you know.

Which for some reason, God just couldn't make men into.

You gotta tell Brazilians this. Including Ronaldo. LOL!

[The Parkus Empire]

I'm sure you touch it though

FROM OUTTER SPACE

I can neither confirm or deny this, but feel compelled to admit that I have at one time owned a bottle of moisturizer.

Seeing as keeping one's hands moisturized makes fingering a better experience, this makes sense.