The Parkus Empire wrote:Bottle wrote:I think they are species within the same genus. The Paisley-Bellied Eastern Hipster roosts in a studio apartment full of unread used books and beanbag chairs, and subsists on a diet of baby arugula and frogurt. Its cousin, the Bohemian Western Hipster, prefers a half-million-dollar bungalow, and can be distinguished by its willingness to wear leather clothing (unlike the sporadically-vegan Eastern Hipster).
Hm. Their common ancestor must have vanished sometime around the late 1970's.
The Common Ancestor was the Hippus Counterculturalus it tended to congregate in camper vans and existed on a diet of mud, lentils, more mud and Creedence Clearwater Revival.




