Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Harmed? By gay marriage?! Are you serious?!?!
Why, every day when I wake up and stumble into the kitchen to grab my bowl of cereal I am assaulted by gay men wanting my fruit loops to decorate their sequined tutus for their impending ceremonies. I can't even use the bathroom without worrying that a glory hole might appear in place of my toilet paper roll. In fact, when I'm peeping... er, uh... gazing through my telescope and accidentally focus on the neighbors' bedrooms, gay sex distracts me from my own relationship so thoroughly that I have migraines. If they were to get married my relationship might be in complete ruins!!
I cannot allow this in the name of- oh my god, there's a gay man standing behind me with a wand threatening to turn me into Liza Minnelli if I post this! How do I delete?
-Evil laugh-



