Wealthy British woman drops male sprog

[Arglorand]

Name it Mohammed.

We've already largely decided the name's gonna be Muhammad Lee Patrick O'Neill Eamon de Valera Shaka Mandela Windsor.

[The Whispers]

Name it Mohammed.

We've already largely decided the name's gonna be Muhammad Lee Patrick O'Neill Eamon de Valera Shaka Mandela Windsor.

You need a Siegfried in there.

[Farnhamia]

Name it Mohammed.

We've already largely decided the name's gonna be Muhammad Lee Patrick O'Neill Eamon de Valera Shaka Mandela Windsor.

Now we're trying to come up with a good acronym for that.

[Battenburgia]

i suppose they'll be out on the balcony to show it off soon....in the traditional fashion....

[The Whispers]

We've already largely decided the name's gonna be Muhammad Lee Patrick O'Neill Eamon de Valera Shaka Mandela Windsor.

Now we're trying to come up with a good acronym for that.

M-Winz.

[The Republic of Lanos]

Name him Max [violet] Government Lexicon Fukk Machine Company Windsor.

Or that could be the name of Max's first boy. Idk.

[Hornesia]

Name it Mohammed.

Why give an religious name to a child not in that religion?

[Farnhamia]

Name it Mohammed.

Why give an religious name to a child not in that religion?

It confuses people.

[Britcan]

Name it Mohammed.

Why give an religious name to a child not in that religion?

teh lulz

[The Whispers]

Name it Mohammed.

Why give an religious name to a child not in that religion?

Maybe he'll be up for Islam. Certainly got a lot of friendly Arabian Peninsula royals to hang out with.

[Kinitaria]

Anyone seen its forked tongue yet?

[The Whispers]

Anyone seen its forked tongue yet?

Yeah, the midwife was actually David Icke in a dress.

[Farnhamia]

Eight pounds six ounces, gad. Kudos to the Duchess for dropping the sprog in just a half a day.

[Tlik]

Meanwhile in the real world.

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Why? Are the Scots trying for three in five children being born in poverty? And what's poverty in Scotland, only two bowls of oatmeal a day instead of four?

Under the British Government ONE in FIVE Scottish children are born into POVERTY! Under a Scottish Government, we aim to increase this THREEFOLD as we realise that we actually have NO HOPE of surviving independently.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

This is so exciting! Though I wish it had been a girl.

[Farnhamia]

Why? Are the Scots trying for three in five children being born in poverty? And what's poverty in Scotland, only two bowls of oatmeal a day instead of four?

Under the British Government ONE in FIVE Scottish children are born into POVERTY! Under a Scottish Government, we aim to increase this THREEFOLD as we realise that we actually have NO HOPE of surviving independently.

Isnae 'at whit Ah said? ur is thaur an echo in haur?

[Churchilland]

Meanwhile in the real world.

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And an independent Scotland will effect Royalty and Poverty numbers how...?

[Arglorand]

Anyone seen its forked tongue yet?

They say young M-Winz's a veritable monstrosity. Four cubits high, shaped like a barrel of beer, has a maw which stretches from ear to ear and is full of dagger-like teeth, has red eyes and a red mop of hair. Somewhat like his dad.

[Churchilland]

Why? Are the Scots trying for three in five children being born in poverty? And what's poverty in Scotland, only two bowls of oatmeal a day instead of four?

Under the British Government ONE in FIVE Scottish children are born into POVERTY! Under a Scottish Government, we aim to increase this THREEFOLD as we realise that we actually have NO HOPE of surviving independently.

But... But... Scottish Poverty is the best poverty!

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Under the British Government ONE in FIVE Scottish children are born into POVERTY! Under a Scottish Government, we aim to increase this THREEFOLD as we realise that we actually have NO HOPE of surviving independently.

But... But... Scottish Poverty is the best poverty!

Yes, freezing to death and poor. The best combo.

[Old Tyrannia]

Under the British Government ONE in FIVE Scottish children are born into POVERTY! Under a Scottish Government, we aim to increase this THREEFOLD as we realise that we actually have NO HOPE of surviving independently.

Isnae 'at whit Ah said? ur is thaur an echo in haur?

Ye dinnae have tae spake Scots aw th' time. It confuses th' Sassenachs.

[Lipnitia]

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[Tlik]

Name him Max [violet] Government Lexicon Fukk Machine Company Windsor.

Or that could be the name of Max's first boy. Idk.

Don't be silly. [v] is Princess Middleton, and also Max's secret mistress. This baby *is* Max's first boy. But don't tell Will.

[TaQud]

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yeah.....no

[Britcan]

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nope.avi