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by Artumatym » Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:17 am
by SaintB » Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:24 am
Gnark wrote:I've said this before, but... zombies are basically a non-threat.
See, the thing is, humans' basic capabilities are really not very good. We're slow, we're weak, we have no natural weapons to speak of, all of our senses except our daylight vision range from not very good to nearly non-existent, and while an in-shape human can run practically anything else on the planet into the ground over the long haul, very few of us in the modern world are in that kind of shape.
We are, nevertheless, the planet's top badasses. And anything that's tried to contest that position we've taken down hard. And the reasons for that are the three 'T's: Thinking. Talking. Tools.
We run into something that we can't take in a fair fight - which is, frankly, pretty much anything - we figure out ways to make it not a fair fight, we communicate those ways to each other and coordinate efforts, and we make things we can use to cheat.
And zombies are humans with all of the things that make humans the planet's top badasses taken away. There'll be some initial casualties, but a zombie is at a disadvantage in a fight against a thinking, tool-using human, and when the humans start talking (and this is the Internet Age... everyone's talking all the time, and everyone carries a camera) and figuring out what's going on and coordinating efforts and bringing in the tools that we use for killing the planet's top badasses (that'd be each other) instead of just improvising with whatever's to hand, the infection gets snuffed out fast and hard.
Because, seriously, there is absolutely nothing a zombie, or even a whole lot of zombies, can do to an armored fighting vehicle. Or an attack helicopter. And anyone who claims that modern military weapons don't work well against zombies has no clue what modern military weapons actually do.
So, yeah, in case of zombie apocalypse, I sit back and watch it on the Internet for the brief time that it lasts, and laugh at the lolzombies people post on their Tumblrs. And the remaining 90 minutes of the movie will be a romantic comedy.
If Patient Zero happens to be close enough that I have to deal with the outbreak personally, I grab my broadsword, call the cops, put on my armor if I've got time, and take up position in the opening between my foyer and my living room. My house has too many possible entrances to seal off, but all the ones that could be negotiated by zombies bottleneck through the foyer (I don't think the fire marshal would allow a house to be built like this now...), so I'll just cede them the kitchen and the whole basement level and hold that bottleneck at the foyer. I've been swinging a broadsword for twenty years, and against the planet's top badasses, not also-ran undead. I could hold that space against every shambling corpse in town plenty long enough to clog it with their rekilled bodies.
And if I had time to armor up, I'm pretty near invulnerable, too. Not that I'd need to be to execute zombies, but having a hefty safety margin is always nice.
(And slow zombies is only zombies. Fast "zombies" are ghouls.)
by Veceria » Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:33 am
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by Neo Arcad » Sun Jul 21, 2013 10:08 am
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
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by Black cats luck » Sun Jul 21, 2013 10:08 am
by Neo Arcad » Sun Jul 21, 2013 10:10 am
Black cats luck wrote:I would get into banditry and KOS anyone that's not in my group.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Glasgia » Sun Jul 21, 2013 10:12 am
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by Glasgia » Sun Jul 21, 2013 10:16 am
by Paddy O Fernature » Sun Jul 21, 2013 10:31 am
Glasgia wrote:Neo Arcad wrote:
It's douchebaggery like that that would make surviving the zombie apocalypse a bitch.
Actually, that's survival. While you should probably try and make allies, people are threats and carry supplies. You kill them before they kill you, you've killed the threat and gained whatever they had on them.
by Galactic Terran Empire » Sun Jul 21, 2013 10:47 am
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by Conscentia » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:16 am
SaintB wrote:[...]
Last but not least. Zombies are people who have been bewitched (usually by Voodoo) and have had their minds enslaved by the caster of the spell/ritual/etc.. Most zombies are harmless, and even childlike in their behavior and prefer to hide or flee. We should pity the zombie and work to break the evil spells that hold them under the sorcerer's sway.
Ghouls are undead monsters who crave the flesh of the living, they are tenacious, deadly, aggressive, and have no traces of humanity left anywhere in them. Ghouls should be hunted down and exterminated with extreme prejudice wherever possible without any remorse or hesitation because they won't afford you any of those considerations either.
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by Gallup » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:19 am
by Glasgia » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:20 am
Paddy O Fernature wrote:Glasgia wrote:
Actually, that's survival. While you should probably try and make allies, people are threats and carry supplies. You kill them before they kill you, you've killed the threat and gained whatever they had on them.
I give bad ideas like this 30 second life spans in real life.
Just as I rate anyone who uses their COD experiences for a basis poorly, I also rate poorly anyone who uses WarZ for a basis for anything.
by Neo Arcad » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:52 am
Glasgia wrote:Paddy O Fernature wrote:
I give bad ideas like this 30 second life spans in real life.
Just as I rate anyone who uses their COD experiences for a basis poorly, I also rate poorly anyone who uses WarZ for a basis for anything.
I didn't use COD or WWZ for this. My "experience" is DayZ, which is probably pretty damn realistic compared to some of the other shit out there. Though I don't usually shoot on sight, but if they're heavily armed and alone or simply a bandit that's far game to me. New spawns and groups I try to reason with or just leave alone.
My plan works on there too, though I've only found a boat once and admittedly it's too boring sitting out at sea to actually do. I instead managed a raid on a camp which someone had put near the coast, before being shot trying to escape as the guys came back.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
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