Seriously, what if the zombie apocalypse happens tomorrow?

[Hydronium]

I wonder if you know, off the top of your head, exactly how much food and water that is and how to get it....

That's easy, about 1400 litres of potable water in a temperate environment. Around 7,300,000 calories in food for a man, around 19,000 packets of ramen noodles would do it.

Just make sure to pick up some vitamin pills.

Go live in a grocery store and become religious zealots like the people from the movie The Mist

[Thafoo]

"The lady who lives in a shoe " now has practical applications.

Yes.

And that lady who lives in a shoe has children that make the shoes. c:

And inside the shoes are more ladies who live in shoes with children that make more shoes.

SHOECEPTION.

[Gaveo]

Yes.

And that lady who lives in a shoe has children that make the shoes. c:

And inside the shoes are more ladies who live in shoes with children that make more shoes.

SHOECEPTION.

Yo dawg I heard you like shoes...

[4years]

Eh I might just kill my family and myself. But if there is some hope of escape then I'll take my glock and role over to my dads and try to make it to the nearby military base.

You would kill yourself and your family over about a week's worth if inconvenience (if zombie hordes at the beginning) or a day or two of inconvenience (if just a couple dozen zombies at the start)?

[Paddy O Fernature]

"The lady who lives in a shoe " now has practical applications.

Yes.

And that lady who lives in a shoe has children that make the shoes. c:

Sounds like China.

[Hydronium]

Yes.

And that lady who lives in a shoe has children that make the shoes. c:

Sounds like China.

True

[Gaveo]

Yes.

And that lady who lives in a shoe has children that make the shoes. c:

Sounds like China.

That's because it is China. O_O

[New haven america]

jump into the hoard.

[Benomia]

I'd go to Cabelas and bring rope. You'll find me in the rafters, armed to the teeth.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

Eh I might just kill my family and myself. But if there is some hope of escape then I'll take my glock and role over to my dads and try to make it to the nearby military base.

You would kill yourself and your family over about a week's worth if inconvenience (if zombie hordes at the beginning) or a day or two of inconvenience (if just a couple dozen zombies at the start)?

Zombies would make a good excuse to kill yourself.

[Fartsniffage]

That's easy, about 1400 litres of potable water in a temperate environment. Around 7,300,000 calories in food for a man, around 19,000 packets of ramen noodles would do it.

Just make sure to pick up some vitamin pills.

Go live in a grocery store and become religious zealots like the people from the movie The Mist

Dude, how big are your grocery stores?

[Hydronium]

What if you couldn't kill yourself?

[Hydronium]

Go live in a grocery store and become religious zealots like the people from the movie The Mist

Dude, how big are your grocery stores?

I'm in Georgia, so huge.

[Benomia]

What if you couldn't kill yourself?

Suicide by zombie is still suicide

[New haven america]

Go live in a grocery store and become religious zealots like the people from the movie The Mist

Dude, how big are your grocery stores?

Or they could go to Costco or Sams club?

[4years]

You would kill yourself and your family over about a week's worth if inconvenience (if zombie hordes at the beginning) or a day or two of inconvenience (if just a couple dozen zombies at the start)?

Zombies would make a good excuse to kill yourself.

No they wouldn't, they would be a terrible excuse as they would not be a serious threat. So it would effectively be the same as killing oneself in everyday life.

[New haven america]

What if you couldn't kill yourself?

That's why I'd run into the hoard. :\

[Joshulia]

Well.....I think I'd lay off the drugs.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

What if you couldn't kill yourself?

If I couldn't commit suicide, I would start a National Socialist militia to seize control of the area I live in and prevent the zombies from taking it, and I would live out my days ruling my own National Socialist micro-state.

[New Libertarian States]

If its like the World War Z zombies, just get sick, or go to Colorado.
If its like "Night of the living dead", briskly walk away from them(to Kansas).
28 days later zombies, go down to Louisiana in the bayous.

[Paddy O Fernature]

I'd go to Cabelas and bring rope. You'll find me in the rafters, armed to the teeth.

Apparently you haven't been ammo shopping recently.

[New haven america]

If its like the World War Z zombies, just get sick, or go to Colorado.
If its like "Night of the living dead", briskly walk away from them(to Kansas).
28 days later zombies, go down to Louisiana in the bayous.

Always Colorado.

[Sedikal]

Eh I might just kill my family and myself. But if there is some hope of escape then I'll take my glock and role over to my dads and try to make it to the nearby military base.

You would kill yourself and your family over about a week's worth if inconvenience (if zombie hordes at the beginning) or a day or two of inconvenience (if just a couple dozen zombies at the start)?

If it was like end of the world no way to fix it kind of thing then yeah I would.

[Gaveo]

Dude, how big are your grocery stores?

I'm in Georgia, so huge.

Well Publix, Kroger, Costco and Walmart are good candidates for zombie hideouts...

[Paddy O Fernature]

I'm in Georgia, so huge.

Well Publix, Kroger, Costco and Walmart are good candidates for zombie hideouts...

Too bad every Tom, Dick, And Jane has the same idea and you will have to fight it out with them over what's left of the supplies.